The tweet archive.

“@Not_the_Bee @TheBabylonBee !!”

“@AlphaSignalAI Absolutely”

“@Noahpinion We have made large construction projects almost illegal”

“@cb_doge Anubis”

“@kkbaghel @McFaul Neither side has air superiority & tanks are easily destroyed by missiles, so that leaves infantry & artillery – basically WW1. Drones are not yet available in sufficient numbers to matter, much like aircraft in WW1. A defense in depth trench war means https://t.co/cQq2BHxPXt… https://t.co/9ghdUP7iRi https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defence_in_depth”

“@McFaul Ukraine needs to be in max defense mode. Major Russian offensive coming. Do you know how many casualties each side has taken?”

“@War_Mapper Almost surrounded”

“@eightsleep It’s good”

“@HeroDividend “Berkshire Hathaway high on Coke””

“@cb_doge They forced me to buy it 🤣”

“@mtracey Still no one is willing to articulate a realistic end game”

“@YuqiiQian High time humanity built a permanently occupied base on the moon”

“@HistoryInPics If rendered to scale in that pic, the satellites would be smaller than a pixel, except maybe Space Station. Space is big. Real big.”

“@BillFOXLA Only a small % is ever caught, which means the amount of fentanyl reaching consumers must be vastly greater”

“@TrungTPhan @ashleevance “Stinky Wifi” is still my fav – if you can’t smell your wifi, how do you know it’s real?”

“@ashleevance Changing Starlink default wifi name to “FBI-van” on April 1”

“@ashleevance 🤣”

“@aaronjmate The diplomats want war and the warriors want peace”

“@WholeMarsBlog Earth is almost entirely solar-powered already. Without the sun, we’d just be a dark ice ball with some chemotrophic bacteria.”

“@Lukewearechange True”

“First Starlink v2 satellites reach orbit https://t.co/0l08568mJ9”

“@lrocket The transition to argon was tricky, but necessary, as krypton is too rare”

“@Erdayastronaut Propulsive landing FTW!”

“@JayCartere @ScottAdamsSays I don’t agree with everything Scott says, but Dilbert is legit funny & insightful. We should stop canceling comedy!”

“@diana_dukic @catturd2 Accurate”

“@WarlordDilley @catturd2 🤣”

“@catturd2 What about rightists admitting they’re wrong about being right? 🤔”

“@dogeofficialceo 🤣🤣”

“@dogeofficialceo @DavidDeutschOxf 🤣”

“@DavidDeutschOxf Great way to understand to what degree one is wrong. We are all always at least a little bit wrong, but can aspire to be less so.”

“https://t.co/IDVrLebj20”

“@robbysoave @reason Very concerning”

“@SciGuySpace That’s roughly what they quoted SpaceX back then”

“@Plinz 🤣”

“@Jason 🔥💯”

“@tesla_europe Great work!”

“@DynamicWebPaige Haha true”

“@BillyM2k @Jason @GeorgeTakei Haha true”

“@saylor Not bad, SaylorGPT!”

“@BillyM2k @greg16676935420 🤣”

“But, all things considered with regard to AGI existential angst, I would prefer to be alive now to witness AGI than be alive in the past and not”

“@WallStreetSilv Wow”

“@morgantepell 😂”

“@emollick This answer is wrong. All fuel on CM is hypergolic, so dumping would prevent de-orbit burn & atmospheric entry control.”

“@fasc1nate 😮”

“@TheBabylonBee 😂”

“@BillyM2k @WatcherGuru There will be a lot of robots”

“@fasc1nate What if that’s just a tiny person?”

“@DavidSacks So few know this”

“@DavidSacks Exactly”