The tweet archive.

“@EvaVlaar What exactly are the rule changes requested by the farmers?”

“@MatthewDR @Twitter 🔥🤣 😢”

“@mundfish @BillyM2k I sure hope Tesla bots don’t malfunction! We’re taking great care to ensure that Optimus can easily be powered down locally with a physical switch to reduce the risk of centralized control.”

“@EvaVlaar What rules do you want the government to change?”

“Yay!!”

““These are the good old days!” – frens”

“@KeithOlbermann I do hope to succeed in business 🤞”

“@TitterDaily @carlquintanilla 😂 @CommunityNotes ftw again”

“@BillyM2k 🤣”

“@TheRabbitHole84 Guaranteed increase in anger levels”

“@Zattestore At least the “plus size” part is accurate”

“@Zattestore Twitter just served me a bra ad (heavy sigh)”

“@BillyM2k @DailyLoud Copy 🐈”

“@stillgray Major problem. These are oversubscribed in America.”

“@MuskUniversity Super big deal”

“@atensnut As a side note, we finally know the muffin man!”

“@atensnut This shaman/muffin-guardian is obviously not going to overthrow the state”

“@atensnut Let him out”

“@Jules31415 @alx 🧐”

“@SillE_llis @alx 🥇”

“@aaronsibarium While I agree that one should use the terms someone else wishes to be referred by, allowing forceful disruption of this event was nonetheless disgraceful. @stanford”

“@aaronsibarium !”

“The sum of a cult should be greater than the parts/prophets/profits”

“@teslaownersSV 🤣🤣”

“@AutismCapital Phlebas the Phoenician, a fortnight dead, Forgot the cry of gulls, and the deep sea swell And the profit and loss. A current under sea Picked his bones in whispers. As he rose and fell He passed the stages of his age and youth Entering the whirlpool.”

“@NMS_Screenshots @MatthewJshow 🤣”

“@dogeofficialceo @ZubyMusic 🤣”

“@pmarca [Fact-checking sounds] … True”

“@pmarca 🤣🔥”

“@ZubyMusic Does moving a mouse in a FPS game count?”

“@RepMattGaetz @Timcast I used to think Bannon was smart & evil, but now I realize I was wrong about the first part”

“@TiceRichard Much respect for Sweden 🇸🇪”

“@weezilla @alx Yeah, I agree he should get non-zero punishment, but four years in prison is too much for a non-violent crime”

“@alx The Capitol Police literally opened the Senate chamber door for him on camera! But who are you going to believe, Instagram “fact-checkers” or your own lying eyes!?”

“@SouthPark 🔥🔥”

“@stillgray Does seem asymmetric”

“Yesterday https://t.co/RP2vhWf6F3”

“@henrygrabar This article is false”

“@MuskUniversity ⚔️”

“@KeithOlbermann Have you considered a career in comedy?”

“@minliangtan I’m open to the idea”

“@BillyM2k @minliangtan 🤣”

“@DailyCaller 🤣🤣🤣”

“@gaborgurbacs Comforting …”

“@heydave7 @mrjonfinger Midjourney is very impressive”

“@TomFitton This sounds insane! What did they review?”

“@HXMnCK @TitterDaily 🤣”

“@MatthewJshow I’m not part of MAGA, but I do believe in fairness of justice. Chansley was falsely portrayed in the media as a violent criminal who tried to overthrow the state and who urged others to commit violence. But here he is urging people to be peaceful and go home. And the other…”

“@TheBabylonBee The gerontocracy is real”

“https://t.co/tTMWOHcUom”