“The most entertaining outcome (as if we were in a movie) is the most likely”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@TPostMillennial @Timcast Disturbing”
“@DirtyTesLa Must be the traffic”
“@dogeofficialceo 💯”
“@cb_doge Yup”
“Best coverage of the situation I’ve seen so far is from Mario”
“Don’t even trust nobody https://t.co/VHa1zVGI71”
“@libsoftiktok !”
“@DrJBhattacharya Exactly”
“@BillboardChris This is real?”
“https://t.co/VHZpjEBcuS”
“@toddstarnes Is this accurate @CommunityNotes?”
“@0xAlaric True. Although very dated now, I trained in judo, Kyokushin (full contact) & no rules streetfighting.”
“@TrungTPhan 😂”
“@Tocharus 😭”
“@dezmondOliver Accurate”
“@mysteriouskat Not suggesting you or anyone else has had plastic surgery, but rather that it shouldn’t be frowned upon if it actually works!”
“@mysteriouskat Plastic surgery (done right) is awesome. Technology ftw.”
“@RGVaerialphotos Postponed tomorrow when I can get a Starlink terminal”
“@teslaownersSV Now 13 engines”
“@telmudic 😂”
“@WholeMarsBlog @greg16676935420 🧐”
“@RGVaerialphotos I’m at a friend’s birthday, but will endeavor to do a Spaces about space shortly”
“@ZubyMusic 💯”
“@costofglory @DavidSacks Good thread”
“@TeslaSynopsis 🔥🔥”
“@lexfridman Let’s go full MMA”
“@mayemusk 😂”
“@PeterDiamandis Digital compute will vastly exceed biological, but I still there is merit to us a fallback if the computers fail”
“@EvaVlaar !”
“@westcoastbill 😂”
“@john https://t.co/WfnaclDY9E”
“@WholeMarsBlog And much more than that in cumulative inference compute in vehicle”
“@ingelramdecoucy 🤣”
“@stevenmarkryan The most entertaining outcome is the most likely”
“@vizurantvis @alexeheath Yup, that’s me 💯”
“@alexeheath I have this great move that I call “The Walrus”, where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing”
“@alexeheath 🙏”
“@alexeheath Vegas Octagon”
“@WholeMarsBlog Actually smart auto wiper software releases in about 3 weeks. Our patented, “Actually Smart Summon (ASS)” is probably a month or two after that.”
“@teslaownersSV Tesla AI, both software & hardware, is far more advanced than even most experts realize”
“@WholeMarsBlog So many”
“@unusual_whales This would be hilarious 🤣”
“@KettlebellLife Nice”
“@imPenny2x 💯”
“@nowteslafy @Tesla_AI It has been online & running useful tasks for a few months”
“@dblcapcrimpin @Tesla_AI Ah yes, that is coming. We prioritize safety before convenience.”
“@imPenny2x I almost never work out, except for picking up my kids & throwing them in the air”
“@Tesla_AI This is pretty cool. We can generate surround car video and command the car from text prompts.”
“@Kristennetten @snopes Correct”
