“@joerogan Parody & reality are becoming indistinguishable”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@MSNBC MSNBC thinks you’re a nazi if you work out lmaooo”
“@DrJimFan https://t.co/EgHMrrTBAn”
“@HISTORY I recommend putting an episode on this platform. Was very effective for Apple with Silo.”
“@DavidSacks @MarcBodnick If the artillery ammo differential is really this significant, then there should be some concern about Russia making territorial gains”
“@WholeMarsBlog Insta ToS summarized: https://t.co/sVhNlJ9r9j https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=81QMiGhIymU”
“@waitbutwhy We live on a thin crust of Crème Brûlée, beneath which is a vast ball of lava”
“@TrungTPhan Ancient magic from days of yore”
“@BBCBreaking https://t.co/XZaCe9iE0c https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile_sexual_abuse_scandal”
“@cb_doge What is this reality we live in!?”
“@stonk_the @SpriterTeam Gerontocracy”
“@SpriterTeam https://t.co/hqlB8Snqdl”
“@nypost !!”
“@brettdash_ @charliewrich Censorship pays them well”
“@goth600 😂😂 🎶 There’s no ship like a No-Ship … 🎶”
“You will get more laughs from this app than everything else combined But I have to warn you … don’t be shocked … there’s some negative stuff too”
“@imPenny2x And deliver over 200 tons of payload to a useful orbit with full & rapid reusability. 50 rockets flying every 3 days on average enables over a megaton of payload to orbit per year – enough to build a self-sustaining city on Mars.”
“@imPenny2x Looks like we can increase Raptor thrust by ~20% to reach 9000 tons (20 million lbs) of force at sea level”
“@DogecoinNorway 😂”
“@Teslaconomics 🔥🔥”
“@JTLonsdale Level 9 is make humanity a multiplanet species & true spacefaring civilization. That is why I am gathering resources.”
“@AlphaSignalAI Like humans”
“@krassenstein Yeah, should be evaluated when posting & warn user that system detects NSFW”
“@eade_bengard 😂”
“@PalmerLuckey This is ancient technology”
“@CSI_Starbase Inner engine gimbal angle is limited in some directions, due to impacting outer engine nozzle, but probably ok”
“@ElonMuskAOC Same”
“@telmudic 😂 💦 🚀”
“@BillyM2k @TiffanyFong_ 💯”
“@cb_doge !!”
“@SciStone_ @StevenGlinert A classic”
“@stillgray @fentasyl @ElonMuskAOC Oops 😅”
“@fentasyl I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏”
“@stevenmarkryan For some reason, those are far more rare”
“@stclairashley @libsoftiktok Sometimes it thinks rocket pics are dicks, which is … crazy of course”
“@farzyness Hotdog detector”
“@RamsesAmericas @stclairashley With every fiber in my body”
“@Jason The flower of Ukrainian and Russian youth have been dying in trenches for a long time with almost no territorial gains. Whichever side goes on the offensive against heavily entrenched positions will lose far more soldiers. Moreover, Russia outnumbers Ukraine ~4:1, so would win a…”
“@MarioNawfal Just ignore”
“3 more engines for the meaning of life https://t.co/nt7T2TPt05”
“The Outside Context Problem”
“@dogeofficialceo 😂”
“@libsoftiktok Your account was labeled as NSFW by our dick pic bot on 6/26, because you posted media with nudity from Pride parades. Corrective action is to label the individual posts as NSFW, rather than the whole account. Should be fixed now.”
“@fentasyl Zuck is a cuck”
“@TheChiefNerd @GovCox Utah governor is absolutely correct”
“@SOClALRATE This platform will protect anons for this reason particularly”
“@imPenny2x ?”
“@ericschmidt Drones”
“@rahsh33m !”
“@LoganPaul @NinaAgdal @TwitterSupport Should be fixed now”
