“Just lucky [@moment_mirthful] @luismbat The media said Tesla would fail. → Today, it’s worth $1.4 trillion. The media said SpaceX would fail. → Today, it dominates the space industry. The media said 𝕏 would fail. → Today, it’s the #1 source for news. They never stop lying, and they’re always wrong.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @stevenmarkryan: Tesla Optimus Kung Fu Demo Causes MELTDOWN $TSLA https://t.co/V8MpoOHoDE”
“RT @YunTaTsai1: Be a Tesla AI engineer, then you can be a technician, a construction worker and a ML engineer all at once. 😀”
“Optimus V3 is something special [@cb_doge] Tesla Optimus’ progress over time.”
“RT @djseo: You don’t even need to walk up to it, Teslas come to you”
“Tesla Optimus learning Kung Fu https://t.co/ziEuiiKWn7”
“RT @Grummz: Tesla won't work Space X won't work Musk's Twitter won't work Musk's Wikipedia won't work <-- You are here. I hope these peopl…”
“RT @ICannot_Enough: Tesla's Q3 deliveries were a record for any quarter ever, but here's how they compare against all prior Q3's: $TSLA htt…”
“Haha amazing 🤣🤣 I am an idiot far more often than I’d like tbh, so he’s not entirely wrong [@BGatesIsaPyscho] “I think Elon Musk is an idiot” “Why because he invented SpaceX & Tesla?” “People are waking up - they’ve been lied to the entire time” “You’re terrified because he’s allowed speech you can’t control” Incredible exchange - you can literally watch the Liberal Left malfunction”
“Tesla Cybertruck beats a 911 while towing a 911, which mean it can carry a 911 faster down a 1/4 mile than the Porsche can travel by itself … [@cybertruck] Beating a 911 while towing a 911”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Clip of my Tesla Robotaxi ride in Austin tonight. I took two rides: Ride 1: • 3 miles • 12 minutes • $3.96 for the who…”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: The Tesla Robotaxi app experience has improved a lot since I was last in Austin in June. From multiple pickup point op…”
“RT @teslaeurope: In September, 1 out of 3 cars sold in Norway 🇳🇴 was a Tesla”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Tesla’s diner sold as many hamburgers in Q3 as the average McDonald’s does in the U.S., despite the diner having only op…”
“@BigImpactHumans @Tesla ❤️”
“RT @Tesla: Kiyoko has been with Tesla for 12 years. She used her hard-earned Tesla stock – and the tremendous value it’s generated over th…”
“https://t.co/tu4nztFwwG [@Tesla] New Model Y Performance now available in the US – 3.3 secs 0-60 – 155 mph top speed – 308 mi range Highlights – New front/rear fascia & carbon spoiler for better aerodynamics – Performance carbon spoiler = increased downforce, reduced drag – New 21" Arachnid wheels + tires with”
“@ING_Deutschland @maxico86 @TeslaBoomerMama @SawyerMerritt @Tesla Denying shareholders the ability to vote, as you are doing, certainly should be a crime”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: NEWS: The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police have started to receive their new fleet of 10 Tesla Cybertrucks, upfitted by @Up…”
“RT @LinkN01: The Swedish bank @SEBGroup wants to charge their customers $125 to vote on the Tesla Boards vote rekommendations. That is jus…”
“❤️ [@CARN0N] A Tesla owner left me this comment. Tesla is brining mobility back to the elderly!”
“True [@mikepat711] Things you’ll never do again if you buy a Tesla: -Start the car -Turn the car off -Unlock the car -Lock the car -Turn on the headlights -Turn off the headlights -Carry a car key -Put the car in drive or reverse -Put the car in park -Get an oil change -Interface with a gas”
“It just works. You can summon your Tesla from your phone. [@waitbutwhy] Went to the mall today and in typical form failed to note where I parked. Instead of looking for it, I tried something crazy and summoned the car from the Tesla app. 30 seconds later, the empty car emerged from one of the lanes and pulled up in front of me. We live in the future.”
“RT @tesla_na: For an expedited delivery, come pick up your car at its birthplace at Giga Texas – straight off the factory line”
“RT @tesla_na: Deliveries in full swing https://t.co/Vgho5FIrA6”
“@BasedBeffJezos Tesla is working hard on scaling Optimus”
“RT @BLKMDL3: Didn’t realize how helpful it would be having @Grok in the Tesla. It’s been awesome to have basically a personal assistant a…”
“RT @iam_smx: That amazing moment when Elon Musk took former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe for a test drive in a Tesla Model S, and he…”
“RT @tesla_na: Y https://t.co/mjTQEfZ8YV”
“RT @Tesla: If you bought a Model 3 in 2017, you now have access to features that did not exist when your car was built – Sentry Mode – Das…”
“RT @alex_avoigt: Tesla is using less water than originally planned at 🇩🇪 Giga Berlin, and has therefore returned water rights of 377,000 cu…”
“@cb_doge Tesla went public for 0.1% of its current market capitalization”
“This is still just version 13 [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla FSD (Supervised) review in Australia: "Once you’ve driven with FSD for any length of time, it’s hard to imagine life without it. Elon Musk and Tesla have changed the way we drive forever. There's no looking back. We put it through a weekend of challenging traffic”
“@alojoh @Tesla @Reuters Reuters misleads constantly”
“@WholeMarsBlog A lot of people thought Tesla stock would collapse as the tax credits came to an end this month. Guess not.”
“@alex_avoigt What matters is that the cycle time of the overall production process can get to ~10 seconds and there is a path to cars coming off the line every 5 seconds. I posted about Tesla taking this new path based on physics first principles long ago. Btw, anyone is welcome to copy”
“RT @jasondebolt: Tesla investors, it is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT to vote as soon as possible for the upcoming Tesla shareholder meeting, and to…”
“RT @MdeZegher: 99.98%+ of roadtrips are already possible in the US in a Tesla. Tesla drivers know this through their vehicle touchscreen, b…”
“RT @jasondebolt: All Tesla shareholders, please vote your shares with the Tesla Board’s recommendations. Do it now. https://t.co/6AtTxca4… null”
“RT @dvorahfr: Tesla Shareholders: You want the best for Tesla? Please vote with the Board’s recommendations on all proposals. Every vote…”
“@Kristennetten It’s not about “compensation”, but about me having enough influence over Tesla to ensure safety if we build millions of robots. If I can just get kicked out in the future by activist shareholder advisory firms who don’t even own Tesla shares themselves, I’m not comfortable with”
“RT @cb_doge: The future of Tesla is in YOUR hands. Shareholders: vote with the Board’s recommendations on all proposals. All details on h…”
“Thanks Robert! [@Scobleizer] I was blessed with the first ride (and first sales pitch) with Elon Musk @ElonMusk in the first Tesla. Which showed me that he, alone, was driving Tesla forward from the very beginning. Of course I voted for the proposals that shareholders are presented with and I recommend you”
“@longmier @Tesla ❤️”
“RT @Tesla: Tesla shareholders: We need your vote! Our next chapter will help create a world we’ve only begun to imagine & put the world on…”
“How to vote your Tesla shares [@SawyerMerritt] Here's how to vote in @Tesla's shareholder meeting: For $TSLA shareholders who use Fidelity: • To cast your vote online, you’ll need to search for a specific email in your inbox, which may be in your spam folder (same email address that is associated with your broker account).”
“RT @tesla_na: Use your friend’s referral code, get $1k off a new @cybertruck or Model S/X Available in 🇺🇸 & 🇵🇷”
“@EricRWeinstein @Tesla @boringcompany @X @xai @SpaceX 🚀”
“RT @elonmusk: @EricRWeinstein @Tesla @boringcompany @X @xai @SpaceX Consciousness must expand from Earth or face certain extinction in a sh…”
“@EricRWeinstein @Tesla @boringcompany @X @xai @SpaceX Consciousness must expand from Earth or face certain extinction in a short amount of time by cosmic standards”
