The tweet archive.

“@benlandautaylor From Sauron’s standpoint: Hey boss, you’re not gonna believe this, but … some crazy midget jewelry thief with hairy feet stole your ring and now wants to throw it in a volcano!”

“@Soul0Engineer So much of future “software development” is data curation”

“@DrKnowItAll16 Only a matter of time”

“@greg16676935420 Literally, this is one of my actual jobs”

“@greg16676935420 Hey I’m working lmao”

“@TrungTPhan 😂”

“@hekirkpa 🔥”

“@BillyM2k @fasc1nate In a galactic blink of an eye”

“@fentasyl It’s trivial to make a bomb now. Could make one in my garage. Fortunately, most terrorists are really bad at technology (phew).”

“@greg16676935420 Yeah”

“@creatine_cycle So entertaining though”

“@WholeMarsBlog Not to a maximally curious AI, for we are far more interesting than all the rocks on all the planets”

“@WholeMarsBlog Seems to be headed that way”

“@teslaownersSV Whoever created Diet Coke is real genius”

“@dogeofficialceo LFG”

“@dogeofficialceo 💯”

“Are you not entertained??”

“And they keep coming back for more …”

“It doesn’t, as my mother will attest @mayemusk”

“Man if aspartame really does cause cancer, I’m dead as a doornail lol”

“@EdKrassen So funny having different colored belts”

“@Iamtomblake @alifarhat79 🔥🔥”

“@alifarhat79 So you’re saying I’m a prince ;)”

“@alifarhat79 😂😂”

“The scariest answer to the Fermi Paradox is that there are no aliens at all. They we are the only tiny candle of consciousness in an abyss of darkness.”

“Sorry our pixels are so imperfect Hopefully less so over time”

“@WholeMarsBlog Watch at 2X speed pic in pic on this platform”

“@alifarhat79 How ridiculous must FB/Instagram be that you can torch $10B on nonsense and still get away with it. Does anyone actually even need to work there?”

“@alifarhat79 😂”

“Literally”

“@WallStreetSilv Incentives matter. Would be odd if they didn’t!”

“https://t.co/LVIf3DPMxP”

“@OppenheimerFilm He’s underrated”

“@OppenheimerFilm https://t.co/et7cwdyX5j”

“@MattWalshBlog Don’t forget Szilard!!”

“@stclairashley 😂”

“@stclairashley @dogeofficialceo 🔥🔥”

“Timing seems like AGI>>Idiocracy”

“Does anyone understand the Internet?”

“@cb_doge “It worked after all””

“@cb_doge True ♥️”

“@ehikian Maybe we auto populate whatever people don’t highlight themselves”

“@krassenstein Is it actually good?”

“@stclairashley We can skip lower right”

“Pixel. Perfect.”

“@McGradyCyber Seriously, we need to get going soon!”

“@McGradyCyber This video is indistinguishable from a having seizure”

“@pmarca 🤣🤣”

“https://t.co/UPSA6M7Gwz”

“@sama Indeed”