“Try playing Polytopia in your Tesla! Great game. Multiplayer online version coming soon.”
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“@Tesmanian_com Great game!”
“@pcgamer Great game”
“@pcgamer A t-shirt being better armor than a Kevlar chest plate doesn’t make sense in the absence of magic. Also, wish there weren’t level-based item limits in a single-player game.”
“@picot_john @CyberpunkGame It’s a good to great game imo, but improving what may seem like mere surface detail would make it unequivocally great”
“@CyberpunkGame The objective reality is that it is impossible to run an advanced game well on old hardware. This is a much more serious issue: https://t.co/OMNCTa9hJY https://www.pcgamer.com/the-more-time-i-spend-in-cyberpunk-2077s-world-the-less-i-believe-in-it/”
“@PPathole @Teslarati @TeslaRoadTrip We’re still far from simply video in, control out. The biggest game-changer, currently underway at Tesla, is 360 degree, high fps video for labeling, training & inference.”
“@pcgamer I just hope this game doesn’t twist itself to tedium out of fear of being canceled”
“@TheWPMontgomery @pcgamer One of the best games ever”
“@ZZCOOL @pcgamer All games in this thread are far scarier & more creatively so than any horror movie”
“Call of Booty, great game”
“@RationalEtienne @PPathole @thesheetztweetz @waEMD @SpaceX @SpaceXStarlink @WANationalGuard Yes, Starlink is designed to enable competitive gaming”
“More fun games coming soon to ur Tesla”
“@meier1028 @SpaceX @Space_Station @AstroBehnken @Astro_Doug Great game”
“@WholeMarsBlog @PPathole Yeah. Display will also soon render Teslas specifically as their model & color instead of as a generic sedan/SUV. Has potential for a fun punch buggy sort of game.”
“@mattie_rogers @aikatchu @Tesla We could probably make a fun punch (click) buggy game, with extra points for rare Teslas”
“@Michaelnardone4 @FutureJurvetson @SpaceXStarlink @SpaceX Around 20ms. It’s designed to run real-time, competitive video games. Version 2, which is at lower altitude could be as low as 8ms latency.”
“Anyone think they can get a good multiplayer Minecraft working on Teslas? Or maybe create a game that interacts virtually with reality like Pokémon Go while driving safely? Like a complex version of Pac-man or Mario Kart?”
“@C3LT_Games Hopefully, Starship will have enough flight history to substitute for Dragon for NASA missions too”
“@Teslarati Active ride height & active damping are game-changing for a truck or any car with a high max/min weight ratio”
“@justpaulinelol @nichegamer Report as soon as you see it. Troll/bot networks on Twitter are a *dire* problem for adversely affecting public discourse & ripping people off. Just dropping their prominence as a function of probable gaming of the system would be a big improvement.”
“Want to play The Witcher game on your Tesla? (you can already watch the show on Tesla Netflix theater)”
“@C3LT_Games 😎”
“@reecethesaxman @youfoundalec @EV_Stevee @teslaownersSV @cgpgrey Write games”
“@flcnhvy @Kristennetten Possibly Excession, but I’d recommend reading Player of Games & Surface Detail first. They’re all great.”
“Games only render what you look at when you look at it, as the compute load would otherwise be impossibly high. Until observed, objects are a probability function, aka quantum mechanics. https://t.co/LbI7dRNM9f https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrödinger%27s_cat”
“If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long”
“@Halo @pewdiepie Cybertruck is inspired by games like Halo. Warthog irl!!”
“@SamNazarius @HarryStoltz1 @justpaulinelol @Teslarati Almost entirely C++, but we did have an (advanced for the time) client-side Java app for viewing maps & (weirdly) a 3D hockey game in VRML”
“@C3LT_Games Will be answered on 28th”
“@Trailblayzer_ I’d play that game”
“@C3LT_Games Roughly”
“@DMC_Ryan Yes, V10 will include several games & infotainment features, improved highway Autopilot, better traffic light & stop sign recognition & Smart Summon”
“@flcnhvy @Tesla Unity port is done, so finessing the controls now. Mostly limited by local storage. Will allow additional game storage via USB. Whatever’s most fun!”
“@C3LT_Games The Cape is one of the two Starship build sites. More on this later.”
“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla One day, there will be a little racing game in the racing game in the car”
“@Game_Overlord98 Yeah”
“@WentaiW @1DarknessSoul5 @SpaceX True. I’m a gamer & my boys are too. Starlink is designed to be great even for competitive twitch reflex games.”
“We def need racing game using actual car steering wheel & pedals!”
“Interact with games via touchscreen, steering wheel buttons & XBox/PS controllers”
“Lots more games coming once we finish porting Unity!”
“@WhatsupFranks @flcnhvy We could have gamed an LA/NY Autopilot journey last year, but when we do it this year, everyone with Tesla Full Self-Driving will be able to do it too”
“@teslaownersSV @Jays200 @Tesla Couldn’t resolve all the rights issues. Will add another racing game soon.”
“@minliangtan @c4mer0n @burnflare @KroegerOve Btw, I like your gaming equipment”
“Super fun software Easter eggs coming to all Tesla S/3/X cars before the holidays! Romance mode, toilet humor & more video games.”
“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla @KerbalSpaceP This game is my personal favorite, but I am biased towards space stuff”
“Works best if you play games full screen & use steering wheel scroller balls for control”
“@AlguireTim @Tesla Haha. It is actually my fav game on Tesla cars right now 😀”
“@TTfue @Tesla What are some of the most fun games we could have on a Tesla? Classic Atari is just the start.”
“@Sofiaan @vicentes @MrTommyCampbell @Tesla Maybe this could be part of a (safe) car version of Pokémon Go style game”
