The tweet archive.

“@Chesschick01 @TheBabylonBee Reality is so far beyond parody”

“@BillboardChris This suicidal mind virus is spreading throughout Western Civilization”

“@BillboardChris This is insane”

“@SpaceX We’re updating satellite software to run the ion thrusters at their equivalent of warp 9. Unlike a Star Trek episode, this will probably not work, but it’s worth a shot. The satellite thrusters need to raise orbit faster than atmospheric drag pulls them down or they burn up.”

“@SERobinsonJr Upper stage restart to raise perigee resulted in an engine RUD for reasons currently unknown. Team is reviewing data tonight to understand root cause. Starlink satellites were deployed, but the perigee may be too low for them to raise orbit. Will know more in a few hours.”

“@ajtourville We were mugged!”

“@DavidSacks 👏”

“@BillyM2k Yeah”

“@reddit_lies @WholeMarsBlog It really is”

“@andst7 💯”

“@cb_doge Late-stage civilization vibes 😬”

“@ChrisJBakke 😂”

“@NathanLeamerDC @micsolana The most entertaining outcome is the most likely”

“@DavidSacks Wow”

“@shaunmmaguire Reality is beyond parody!”

“@buccocapital 😂”

“@JordanUhl This is real!!??”

“@RodFergusson Those are pretty great”

“@farzyness Wow, you really get so much more from YouTube?”

“Starlink Mini”

“@mayemusk @ToscaMusk @kimbal Good move @ToscaMusk”

“@thejefflutz @POTUS @Tesla Does seem weird”

“True”

“Good Tesla self-driving demo. It’s true, buying anything except a Tesla will seem like buying a horse & buggy.”

“@farzyness Cool :)”

“@nypost !”

“@mayemusk @neuralink Very talented & dedicated team”

“@robbystarbuck @TractorSupply !”

“@CollinRugg 🥜”

“@robbystarbuck Posting on LinkedIn is so embarrassing. Borderline fireable offense imo.”

“@RichardHanania Best to hear it in the words I have used in many interviews over the years. I have not fwiw “volunteered my sperm” 😂 No one at SpaceX has been directed to work on a Mars city. When people have asked to do so, I’ve said we need to focus on getting there first.”

“@WallStreetSilv 😂”

“@Rothmus 💯”

“@BehizyTweets !!”

“Having seen the evidence unearthed today by Congress, 𝕏 has no choice but to file suit against the perpetrators and collaborators in the advertising boycott racket. Hopefully, some states will consider criminal prosecution.”

“@cb_doge Amazingly versatile!”

“@BehizyTweets !!”

“@diana_dukic Nikola Tesla was great and AC was the right move back then. These days, with the proliferation of electronics that use DC and advanced power electronics, it would be better to use DC. High voltage DC is also materially more efficient for long distance electricity…”

“@libsoftiktok !”

“@stillgray Death penalty”

“@alx Seems like a great kid”

“@Rothmus Exactly”

“@Rothmus NPC over-the-air update”

“Improved version of @Neuralink update https://t.co/zk3cdbMtEC”

“@cb_doge Over 1000 is achievable in 2026”

“@CollinRugg 😂”

“@ray4tesla DoJ support was appreciated, but we were already suspending the Russian accounts”

“@ggreenwald How swiftly times change”

“@WholeMarsBlog 😂”

“@ehikian Congrats”