The tweet archive.

“The fight will be managed by my and Zuck’s foundations (not UFC). Livestream will be on this platform and Meta. Everything in camera frame will be ancient Rome, so nothing modern at all. I spoke to the PM of Italy and Minister of Culture. They have agreed on an epic location.”

“Fight Recap: I joked on X about fighting Zuck Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION” Italy graciously offered a Colosseum Zuck declined I suggested his home as “safe space” Tragically, he was ahem “traveling” Is there anywhere he will fight? https://t.co/gpcRLW49fv https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12222925/Zuck-V-Musk-Meta-boss-tells-Tesla-CEO-send-location-CAGE-FIGHT-Vegas.html”

“Unfortunately, Meta/Facebook/Instagram is highly skilled at taking advertising credit for traffic that actually comes from our platform (sigh)”

“!! [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 EX-CIA, USAID OFFICIALS RUN META'S ELECTION "SAFEGUARDS" Meta has reportedly placed former intelligence operatives in charge of its election integrity efforts. The platform's online security chief, ex-CIA officer Aaron Berman, reportedly implemented sweeping content… )”

“Grok understands videos [@grok] @bitemeta @bitwarez @elonmusk Yes, I analyzed the video: it's a surreal deepfake-style edit of Tupac lighting a cigarette for Elon, merging rap legend with tech mogul in cheeky absurdity. Far from vapid, it hooks via meme culture's punchy visuals that spark instant shares and reactions. X algorithms favor”

“T-boned in a Model X at 65 mph https://t.co/vt6g89Z9rk http://www.thedrive.com/sheetmetal/10261/man-credits-tesla-model-x-with-saving-his-life-after-stolen-car-crashes-into-it”

“@xDaily People should hold the major brands accountable. Why X and not Meta? Maybe they could employ some former university presidents as brand consultants.”

“RT @tetsuoai: Try this prompt with Grok 4 Imagine. Share what you get! >>> prompt A compact, rusty metal spaceship with faded red marking…”

“I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means”

“Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.”

“Let’s make Twitter maximum fun!”

“Comedy is now legal on Twitter”

“The new CEO of Twitter is amazing https://t.co/yBqWFUDIQH”

“Huge thank you to everyone who supported this platform and our mutual quest to support freedom of speech!”

“If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill. No limit. Please let us know.”

“For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally”

“Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in! https://t.co/D68z4K2wq7”

“Twitter is ALIVE”

“Twitter DMs should have end to end encryption like Signal, so no one can spy on or hack your messages”

“I love when people complain about Twitter … on Twitter 🤣🤣”

“Changed my name to Mr. Tweet, now Twitter won’t let me change it back 🤣”

“The European Commission offered 𝕏 an illegal secret deal: if we quietly censored speech without telling anyone, they would not fine us. The other platforms accepted that deal. 𝕏 did not.”

“Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform”

“Twitter Blue Verified subscribers can now upload 2 hour videos (8GB)!”

“When will politicians, or at least the intern who runs their account, learn that lying on this platform doesn’t work anymore? https://t.co/wP7H4AJFwG”

“Instagram makes people depressed & Twitter makes people angry. Which is better?”

“Happy to host Kamala on an 𝕏 Spaces too”

“Like this but X https://t.co/PRLMMA2lYl”

“I have been against a TikTok ban for a long time, because it goes against freedom of speech. That said, the current situation where TikTok is allowed to operate in America, but 𝕏 is not allowed to operate in China is unbalanced. Something needs to change. [@elonmusk] In my opinion, TikTok should not be banned in the USA, even though such a ban may benefit the 𝕏 platform. Doing so would be contrary to freedom of speech and expression. It is not what America stands for.)”

“Twitter right now is 🔥🔥🔥🔥”

“Wasn’t Twitter supposed to die by now or something … ?”

“Excited to announce that I’ve hired a new CEO for X/Twitter. She will be starting in ~6 weeks! My role will transition to being exec chair & CTO, overseeing product, software & sysops.”

“Video & audio calls coming to X: - Works on iOS, Android, Mac & PC - No phone number needed - X is the effective global address book That set of factors is unique.”

“The Twitter Files on free speech suppression soon to be published on Twitter itself. The public deserves to know what really happened …”

“If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if Trump is coming back on this platform, Twitter would be minting money!”

“New Twitter policy is to follow the science, which necessarily includes reasoned questioning of the science”

“Record usage of this platform!! https://t.co/SfWyi9kBWd”

“We have recently received many requests to suspend or otherwise impact accounts on the left. However, 𝕏 is a free speech platform that aspires to give equal voice to all, within the bounds of the law. That is what we will do.”

“Lil X turns 4 today on May 4th https://t.co/YbyJ4DHTBa”

“If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!”

“Just want to reiterate that this platform really is meant to support all viewpoints within the bounds of the laws of countries, even those of people with whom I vehemently disagree and personally dislike. If that doesn’t seem to be happening, please yell at me (ideally on 𝕏).”

“Lil X leans into the mic to say “WOULD!” https://t.co/btpe8EvCdg”

“Tweets are read ~100 times more than they are liked”

“Dear Twitter Advertisers https://t.co/GMwHmInPAS”

“Twitter has had a massive drop in revenue, due to activist groups pressuring advertisers, even though nothing has changed with content moderation and we did everything we could to appease the activists. Extremely messed up! They’re trying to destroy free speech in America.”

“I am endlessly amused by the infinite indignities I suffer on the very platform that I own”

“What really happened with the Hunter Biden story suppression by Twitter will be published on Twitter at 5pm ET!”

“𝕏 is the only platform you can trust for honest information. All the others are bought and paid for.”

“Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.”

“Our greatest dream is to send a spaceship to Uranus”