The tweet archive.

“@KeithWoodsYT The ADL, because they are so aggressive in their demands to ban social media accounts for even minor infractions, are ironically the biggest generators of anti-Semitism on this platform!”

“@ai_for_success The immensity of the irony of Scam Altman complaining about “suppression” on this platform while simultaneously getting millions of views is too much to bear”

“@alansmurray No, you were misleading mostly on your own, but w many copycats. Jalopnik just lost it's sense of irony & didn't get my tweet.”

“We have recently received many requests to suspend or otherwise impact accounts on the left. However, 𝕏 is a free speech platform that aspires to give equal voice to all, within the bounds of the law. That is what we will do.”

“Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended”

“I meet so many people who read twitter every day, but almost never tweet. If I may beg your indulgence, please add your voice to the public dialogue!”

“To clear our platform’s name on the matter of anti-Semitism, it looks like we have no choice but to file a defamation lawsuit against the Anti-Defamation League … oh the irony!”

“Twitter is rolling out View Count, so you can see how many times a tweet has been seen! This is normal for video. Shows how much more alive Twitter is than it may seem, as over 90% of Twitter users read, but don’t tweet, reply or like, as those are public actions.”

“The fight will be managed by my and Zuck’s foundations (not UFC). Livestream will be on this platform and Meta. Everything in camera frame will be ancient Rome, so nothing modern at all. I spoke to the PM of Italy and Minister of Culture. They have agreed on an epic location.”

“Very important to fix your Twitter feed: 1. Tap home button. 2. Tap stars on upper right of screen. 3. Select “Latest tweets”. You are being manipulated by the algorithm in ways you don’t realize. Easy to switch back & forth to see the difference.”

“The same legacy media dingbats who lied repeatedly, claiming “X/Twitter is dying”, are now saying it’s the “largest & most influential platform” 🤣🤣🤣 The real crime here is that my sides hurt from laughing at the irony! Listen Ed, if you want to refute something, it is easy…”

“So many interesting posts on Twitter these days!”

“As always, please try stay as close to the truth as possible, even for stuff you don’t like. This platform aspires to maximize signal/noise of the human collective.”

“This platform is being asked to censor content in Brazil where the censorship demands require us to violate Brazilian law! That is not right.”

“Meanwhile, Twitter usage (by real humans) once again reaches all-time highs”

“Now for the find out part of FAFO [@cb_doge] BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 News App on the AppStore in Venezuela 🇻🇪 The people of Venezuela are receiving all the unfiltered and truthful news right here on this platform in real-time. Maduro once banned the 𝕏 app in Venezuela. Fate loves Irony.”

“World Cup traffic hit almost 20,000 tweets per second today! Great work by Twitter team managing record usage.”

“Ya know, it’s pretty damn great to be able to talk to people from all walks of life and many countries on Twitter! So much to be learned, even from the harshest critics. Basically … I’m just saying I love all you crazy people ♥️♥️”

“Please note that any attempts to manipulate the creator compensation program on this platform will result in account suspension”

“Many have offered rich incentives for X (fka Twitter) to move its HQ out of San Francisco. Moreover, the city is in a doom spiral with one company after another left or leaving. Therefore, they expect X will move too. We will not. You only know who your real friends are when…”

“At risk of starting the obvious, there are many attention-seeking trolls on all social media platforms trying to yank your chain. They win if you respond.”

“How ironic that the legacy media & “experts” were predicting that this platform would be the one to go offline”

“People can pretend or dress up all they want and that’s fine, but they can’t force their mental illness to be my new reality! [@salltweets] When you think about it for more than half a second, it is absolutely insane that pretending to be the opposite sex is considered to be a human rights movement.”

“Sorry for showing you so many irrelevant & annoying ads on Twitter! We’re taking the (obvious) corrective action of tying ads to keywords & topics in tweets, like Google does with search. This will improve contextual relevance dramatically.”

“Dirty Sánchez is a tyrant and traitor to the people of Spain 💩 [@clashreport] Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez: Starting next week, my government will implement the following actions: First, we will change the law in Spain to hold platform executives legally accountable for many infringements taking place on their sites. Second, we will turn algorithmic… https://x.com/i/web/status/2018650388371521787”

“Other platforms in Brazil are silently complying with the illegal political censorship demands of Dictator de Voldemort”

“Such great content from Japan! 🇯🇵 [@dogeofficialceo] Japanese tweets restored my faith in humanity”

“Freedom of speech! [@Inevitablewest] 🚨BREAKING: German patriots are marching the streets demanding free speech and access to X The EU must comply. )”

“While many already do, I think all political & company leaders should post on this platform themselves directly, as it bypasses the legacy media negativity filter. Your actual message will reach people, instead of some reporter’s often unfair hit piece. Sure, you might say…”

“Note: if many people who you follow or like also follow me, it is highly probable that the algorithm will recommend my tweets. It’s not super sophisticated. In coming months, we will offer the ability to adjust the algorithm to closer match what is most compelling to you.”

“In the months ahead, we will use AI to detect & highlight manipulation of public opinion on this platform. Let’s see what the psy ops cat drags in …”

“So many [@JackPosobiec] Imagine how many lies they got away with before Elon gave us X”

“Many accounts on this platform can earn thousands of dollars per month in advertising revenue sharing if they become verified subscribers! Takes 2 mins to become a verified subscriber for $7/month (annual plan) at https://t.co/JUTlIcVsSe https://T.co/blue”

“As promised, this platform will fight for your freedom to speak! We expect many such battles in the future. Freedom of speech is the bedrock of democracy. Without it, America ends.”

“Many such cases [@jk_rowling] Stephen Ireland, who targeted me with endless abuse on here because I oppose the chemical castration of children and the removal of protected spaces for women and girls, has just been sentenced to 30 years in jail for child rape.”

“One of many product improvements coming to financial Twitter! Nice work by Twitter team.”

“The authorities need to stop doing this [@people] Authorities Confiscated a Beloved Deer That a Woman Raised as a Pet — and Now the Animal Might Be Euthanized https://people.com/authorities-confiscated-beloved-deer-that-woman-raised-as-pet-in-pennsylvania-11688112?taid=67c333b8eba5c40001b5cf93&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com)”

“Super Important to Support Creators! If you can afford it, please subscribe to as many creators on this platform as you find interesting. People from every corner of the world post incredible content on 𝕏, but often live in tough circumstances, where even a few hundred…”

“😂 [@dogeofficialceo] When you tweeted about naming a government efficiency department “DOGE” as a joke, and six months later, it’s dismantling the U.S. government. )”

“Tesla Model S & Model X have hospital-grade HEPA air filters, protecting you from dust, bacteria, pollen (allergies), spores & many toxic gases https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”

“Great to see so many country and company leaders around the world interacting with people on this platform! This is a great way to get useful feedback, learn about new ideas and connect with a smart, savvy audience.”

“This is the belief of ~99% of Earth and ~100% of history [@spacesudoer] A lot of the people in this spaceflight 'community' are trying to cancel me because I think a man cannot become a woman. Let me say it again, a man cannot become a woman.”

“There are tens of millions of media & software subscriptions paid by the federal government – your tax dollars – that show ZERO usage!! [@AutismCapital] 🚨NEW: Jason Calacanis and Antonio Gracias say that when they got to old Twitter there was so little work being done that the whiteboard markers had dried out due to lack of use. They said that there was so much mismanagement that at one point they just decided to turn off all…)”

“Starship is the first rocket/spaceship capable of making life multiplanetary, which requires it to be both far more powerful and far more advanced than anything that came before. [@johnkrausphotos] Starship: Humans for scale. Flight 8 today. )”

“Ad astra per aspera [@spacesudoer] Manhattan (1932) vs. Starbase (2024) So much has happened in just <100 years!”

“@JeremyDBoreing @realDailyWire This was a mistake by many people at Twitter. It is definitely allowed. Whether or not you agree with using someone’s preferred pronouns, not doing so is at most rude and certainly breaks no laws. I should note that I do personally use someone’s preferred pronouns, just as I…”

“You’re welcome. Thankfully, this administration cares about all people. [@visegrad24] Thanks to the hard work of South African activists, commentators and citizen journalists, the truth about the racism, violence and gross mismanagement of South Africa has come to light… Thank you to Elon Musk for giving so many previously voiceless people a platform on 𝕏!)”

“@lexfridman You must like pain a lot. One catch: you have to invest your life savings in Twitter and it has been in the fast lane to bankruptcy since May. Still want the job?”

“Will endeavor to keep as many shareholders in privatized Twitter as allowed by law”

“Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!”