The tweet archive.

“@justpaulinelol @nichegamer Report as soon as you see it. Troll/bot networks on Twitter are a *dire* problem for adversely affecting public discourse & ripping people off. Just dropping their prominence as a function of probable gaming of the system would be a big improvement.”

“@RationalEtienne @PPathole @thesheetztweetz @waEMD @SpaceX @SpaceXStarlink @WANationalGuard Yes, Starlink is designed to enable competitive gaming”

“@TitterDaily This platform will neither promote nor limit their accounts, but we will rapidly address any attempts at gaming the system. It is a weak move to engage in censorship just because others do so. Letting our press be free when theirs is not demonstrates strength.”

“Upgrades to our API [@chrisparkX] We’ve made major upgrades to X API: • Pay-Per-Use now GA worldwide • XMCP Server + xurl for agents • Official Python & TypeScript XDKs • API Playground - free realistic simulations New releases coming will be a game changer. Start building → https://docs.x.com”

“Will test X livestream scaling tonight at ~11pm CT with some silly stuff. People have asked me to stream myself playing video games, so I will try to speedrun a Tier 99 Nightmare dungeon on Diablo (with no malignant hearts).”

“Wait until he downloads V14 [@niccruzpatane] Former Director of AI at Tesla Andrej Karpathy picked up his new Model X and reviews Tesla V13.2.9 with HW4: “Basically... I'm amazed - it drives really, really well, smooth, confident, noticeably better than what I'm used to on HW3 (my previous car) and eons ahead of the”

“Karpathy reviews Tesla self-driving [@karpathy] I took delivery of a beautiful new shiny HW4 Tesla Model X today, so I immediately took it out for an FSD test drive, a bit like I used to do almost daily for 5 years. Basically... I'm amazed - it drives really, really well, smooth, confident, noticeably better than what I'm used”

“Cool [@dr_cintas] Grok 3 is an incredible AI coding assistant. After a couple of hours and +1000 lines of code generated, I have now a fully functional 2D vertical jumping game. With different heroes, monsters, platforms, difficulties, and lives. Here are the prompts and process I followed: )”

“Cool [@poe_platform] Grok 4's adoption slope on Poe is one of the steepest we've seen among reasoning models in the days following launch. It only took three days to beat the previous week-one record holder, o3. (1/2)”

“@PPathole The goal of Twitter DMs is to superset Signal”

“@PPathole @Twitter Any sensible random sampling process is fine. If many people independently get similar results for % of fake/spam/duplicate accounts, that will be telling. I picked 100 as the sample size number, because that is what Twitter uses to calculate <5% fake/spam/duplicate.”

“@DJSnM @thesheetztweetz @johnkrausphotos @LylaKohistany Processing is not an issue. Lasers links alleviate ground station constraints, so data can go from say Sydney to London through space, which is ~40% faster speed of light than fiber & shorter path. Also, no need for ground stations everywhere. Arctic will have great bandwidth!”

“@BLKMDL3 @PPathole There is some chance it might be over 90% of daily active users, which is the metric that matters to advertisers. Very odd that the most popular tweets of all time were only liked by ~2% of daily active users.”

“@MODL3PILOT @coffeetabletsla @PPathole @Twitter Yes, that would have a big impact!”

“@nichegamer @Twitter Software engineering, server operations & design will rule the roost”

“@coffeetabletsla @PPathole @Twitter With usernames like that, the bots aren’t even trying hard!”

“@imPenny2x Exactly. And those who try to game the system in ways that materially diminish value for other users of this platform will get dinged.”

“@GailAlfarATX @KettlebellDan Lil X likes to sleep in my bed, but he turns sideways and kicks like a mule in the middle of the night 😂 so I have to exile him to his crib 😢”

“@PPathole @thesheetztweetz @waEMD @SpaceX @SpaceXStarlink @WANationalGuard Average latency will improve as more satellites launch (directly above you more frequently) & more ground stations are deployed. As we’re able to put more ground stations on roofs of server centers, legacy Internet latency will be zero.”

“Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.”

“The new CEO of Twitter is amazing https://t.co/yBqWFUDIQH”

“Huge thank you to everyone who supported this platform and our mutual quest to support freedom of speech!”

“RT @DirtyTesLa: Karpathy gives a glowing review of FSD 13 on his brand new HW4 Model X Quite a big upgrade from HW3!”

“The European Commission offered 𝕏 an illegal secret deal: if we quietly censored speech without telling anyone, they would not fine us. The other platforms accepted that deal. 𝕏 did not.”

“I have been against a TikTok ban for a long time, because it goes against freedom of speech. That said, the current situation where TikTok is allowed to operate in America, but 𝕏 is not allowed to operate in China is unbalanced. Something needs to change. [@elonmusk] In my opinion, TikTok should not be banned in the USA, even though such a ban may benefit the 𝕏 platform. Doing so would be contrary to freedom of speech and expression. It is not what America stands for.)”

“@chriscardinal Games & other refinements will go to all Tesla S, X & 3 from start of production. Autopilot enhancements apply to all Model 3’s plus S & X made in last few years (needs Autopilot Hardware V2.0 or higher).”

“Excited to announce that I’ve hired a new CEO for X/Twitter. She will be starting in ~6 weeks! My role will transition to being exec chair & CTO, overseeing product, software & sysops.”

“Video & audio calls coming to X: - Works on iOS, Android, Mac & PC - No phone number needed - X is the effective global address book That set of factors is unique.”

“New Twitter policy is to follow the science, which necessarily includes reasoned questioning of the science”

“Record usage of this platform!! https://t.co/SfWyi9kBWd”

“We have recently received many requests to suspend or otherwise impact accounts on the left. However, 𝕏 is a free speech platform that aspires to give equal voice to all, within the bounds of the law. That is what we will do.”

“Just want to reiterate that this platform really is meant to support all viewpoints within the bounds of the laws of countries, even those of people with whom I vehemently disagree and personally dislike. If that doesn’t seem to be happening, please yell at me (ideally on 𝕏).”

“Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.”

“All-time high usage of this platform! https://t.co/QjI2RgOud1”

“Government paid Twitter millions of dollars to censor info from the public”

“Twitter is purging a lot of spam/scam accounts right now, so you may see your follower count drop”

“In my opinion, TikTok should not be banned in the USA, even though such a ban may benefit the 𝕏 platform. Doing so would be contrary to freedom of speech and expression. It is not what America stands for.”

“To clear our platform’s name on the matter of anti-Semitism, it looks like we have no choice but to file a defamation lawsuit against the Anti-Defamation League … oh the irony!”

“Tune in for Episode 2 of The Twitter Files tomorrow!”

“Twitter is rolling out View Count, so you can see how many times a tweet has been seen! This is normal for video. Shows how much more alive Twitter is than it may seem, as over 90% of Twitter users read, but don’t tweet, reply or like, as those are public actions.”

“The fight will be managed by my and Zuck’s foundations (not UFC). Livestream will be on this platform and Meta. Everything in camera frame will be ancient Rome, so nothing modern at all. I spoke to the PM of Italy and Minister of Culture. They have agreed on an epic location.”

“Very important to fix your Twitter feed: 1. Tap home button. 2. Tap stars on upper right of screen. 3. Select “Latest tweets”. You are being manipulated by the algorithm in ways you don’t realize. Easy to switch back & forth to see the difference.”

“Fight Recap: I joked on X about fighting Zuck Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION” Italy graciously offered a Colosseum Zuck declined I suggested his home as “safe space” Tragically, he was ahem “traveling” Is there anywhere he will fight? https://t.co/gpcRLW49fv https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12222925/Zuck-V-Musk-Meta-boss-tells-Tesla-CEO-send-location-CAGE-FIGHT-Vegas.html”

“Would be great to have shows from all parts of the political spectrum on this platform!”

“Going forward, Twitter will be broadly accepting of different values, rather than trying to impose its own specific values on the world”

“Twitter will soon add ability to attach long-form text to tweets, ending absurdity of notepad screenshots”

“On this platform, unlike the one-way street of broadcast, people are able to interact, critique and refute whatever is said. And, of course, anything misleading will get @CommunityNotes. I also want to be clear that we have not signed a deal of any kind whatsoever. Tucker is…”

“I don’t read the legacy media propaganda much anymore. It’s a waste of time and a sadness generator. Just get my news from X – much more immediate, has actual world-class subject matter experts and tons of humor. Sooo much better!”

“Whatever sins this platform may have, being boring is not one of them”

“Twitter is working on a software update that will show your true account status, so you know clearly if you’ve been shadowbanned, the reason why and how to appeal”