The tweet archive.

“Grok understands videos [@grok] @bitemeta @bitwarez @elonmusk Yes, I analyzed the video: it's a surreal deepfake-style edit of Tupac lighting a cigarette for Elon, merging rap legend with tech mogul in cheeky absurdity. Far from vapid, it hooks via meme culture's punchy visuals that spark instant shares and reactions. X algorithms favor”

“Excited to announce that I’ve hired a new CEO for X/Twitter. She will be starting in ~6 weeks! My role will transition to being exec chair & CTO, overseeing product, software & sysops.”

“Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended”

“X Corp will be donating all revenue from advertising & subscriptions associated with the war in Gaza to hospitals in Israel and the Red Cross/Crescent in Gaza”

“The fight will be managed by my and Zuck’s foundations (not UFC). Livestream will be on this platform and Meta. Everything in camera frame will be ancient Rome, so nothing modern at all. I spoke to the PM of Italy and Minister of Culture. They have agreed on an epic location.”

“Going forward, Twitter will be broadly accepting of different values, rather than trying to impose its own specific values on the world”

“Twitter is working on a software update that will show your true account status, so you know clearly if you’ve been shadowbanned, the reason why and how to appeal”

“Twitter servers are running at Warp 9!! https://t.co/vtZZeKupC7”

“In coming months, Twitter will translate & recommend amazing tweets from people in other countries & cultures”

“If Twitter acquisition completes, company will be super focused on hardcore software engineering, design, infosec & server hardware https://t.co/m2HseK0TXl https://fortune.com/2022/05/05/elon-musk-twitter-job-interest/”

“@paraga Looking forward to working with Parag & Twitter board to make significant improvements to Twitter in coming months!”

“I am excited to welcome Linda Yaccarino as the new CEO of Twitter! @LindaYacc will focus primarily on business operations, while I focus on product design & new technology. Looking forward to working with Linda to transform this platform into X, the everything app.”

“Banger [@noorrietje] Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff”

“They have broken the law. [@reddit_lies] r/WhitePeopleTwitter is now calling for the public execution of the DOGE software developers. )”

“Defund the UN [@Grummz] They just declared war on free speech. UN Secretary-General António Guterres is talking about X and other platforms.”

“@alx That is *actually* what they did. Going forward, this platform will be fair & transparent.”

“Sánchez is the true fascist totalitarian [@ianmiles] Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez just declared war on the open internet. Under the guise of "safety" and "accountability," his government is launching a full-scale assault on free speech, specifically targeting platforms that refuse to bend the knee to state-approved narratives. In a… https://x.com/i/web/status/2018749023142965580”

“𝕏 [@nikitabier] After a quiet start of the year, X will record the most monthly downloads in history this April, beating our last record by 40%. We're just getting warmed up.”

“There are tens of millions of media & software subscriptions paid by the federal government – your tax dollars – that show ZERO usage!! [@AutismCapital] 🚨NEW: Jason Calacanis and Antonio Gracias say that when they got to old Twitter there was so little work being done that the whiteboard markers had dried out due to lack of use. They said that there was so much mismanagement that at one point they just decided to turn off all…)”

“American weapons programs need to be completely redone. The current strategy is to build a small number of weapons at a high price to fight yesterday’s war. Unless there are immediate and dramatic changes made, America will lose the next war very badly. [deleted tweet]”

“Protecting your freedom of speech [@GlobalAffairs] In a victory for transparency and free speech, the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals has unanimously ruled in X’s favor to limit the U.S. government’s ability to issue gag orders.  These gag orders prevent X from notifying the public when it receives government search warrants and”

“Welcome to @xAI and 𝕏, Benji! [@benjitaylor] I’m honoured to be joining 𝕏 to lead design. I believe this is the most important platform in the world, and I can’t think of a more exciting place to help shape the future. I’m looking forward to working closely with @elonmusk, @nikitabier, and the rest of the team. I’m”

“This will also give Twitter a revenue stream to reward content creators”

“Previously, we issued a warning before suspension, but now that we are rolling out widespread verification, there will be no warning. This will be clearly identified as a condition for signing up to Twitter Blue.”

“The lunatic left that took over Twitter was Wormtongue to the World. Firing @Jack was the final straw. He was the last bulwark. Now Bret Taylor is chair of @OpenAI … [@mattvanswol] @C_3C_3 The graph of people, but especially kids, identifying as transgender literally nosedives as soon as Elon buys Twitter. Almost like it was a social contagion… …and people couldn’t talk about it because they were being censored Imagine that.”

“And a massive amount of infrastructure software & hardware improvements! We will do a post on that too. The list of technical achievements by the X team is incredible.”

“This tweet 9 years ago was how I started the Autopilot, now AI, team at Tesla. Ashok, who now leads the team, was the first person I interviewed. Milan, who leads Optimus, also joined very early. Many of the key people in Tesla AI have been there from the beginning. [@elonmusk] Ramping up the Autopilot software team at Tesla to achieve generalized full autonomy. If interested, contact autopilot@teslamotors.com.”

“@cb_doge @mayemusk @Tesla @Twitter More to come on this front. Twitter needs to be where a creator is most highly rewarded for their time & talent.”

“At this point, any lawyer recommending incorporation in Delaware is committing malpractice [@LeaveDelaware] 🚨🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: MercadoLibre Inc (NASDAQ: MELI) a publicly traded company with a market cap of $106 BILLION has filed to LEAVE DELAWARE Mercado Libre is a leading e-commerce and financial technology platform in Latin America. It provides a marketplace for online shopping,”

“@Teslarati 20% fake/spam accounts, while 4 times what Twitter claims, could be *much* higher. My offer was based on Twitter’s SEC filings being accurate. Yesterday, Twitter’s CEO publicly refused to show proof of <5%. This deal cannot move forward until he does.”

“Yup [@cb_doge] "If I was aware of the slightest evidence of aliens, I would immediately post out on 𝕏. This would be the most viewed post of all time. We've got 9000 satellites up there, we've never had to maneuver around an alien spaceship yet." 一 Elon Musk”

“And we welcome any attempts to break 𝕏 encryption [@chat] @iAnonymous3000 X cannot read your messages. We back up your private keys to our hardware security modules (HSMs) to make recovering your message history on new devices frictionless. These HSMs were initialized in our published key ceremony: Your keys can only be… https://x.com/XEng/status/1971739456857145574”

“Instead of the police in the UK protecting the public from violent criminals, they spend their limited resources on arresting comedians for social media posts! Shame, shame, shame! Give them the white feather of craven cowardice. 🪶 [@jk_rowling] The UK: where a comedy writer is met with armed police because he tweeted that if a man refuses to leave a woman-only space he should get kicked in the balls, and elected politician @IanRBristow is free to publicly tell a woman to shut the fuck up with a picture of a gun.”

“Yeah, it’s insane [@TooWhiteToTweet] College campuses are the flagbearers of the War On White People. Congress has passed 8 separate "antisemitism" resolutions since 2020. But they refuse to acknoweldge any of this:”

“Tesla is down to the last few hundred Model S & X cars in inventory. Poignant end of an era. [@mitchellh] Traded in my 2020 Model S for a brand new plaid X before they discontinue it. Car is amazing, but the FSD hype is real. It blew away my expectations coming from the 2020 hardware. 95% of my miles are self driven in LA over the past month. I wouldn’t have even believed myself lol.”

“🎯 [@bonchieredstate] Let me explain this to the leftists suddenly deeply concerned about cancel culture. Digging up decade old tweets of jokes or hacking a political donation to get someone fired is cancel culture. People getting fired for currently, openly cheering murder is not cancel culture.”

“Exactly [@BasedBeffJezos] The X algorithm should be RL'd with its reward being the Kardashev scale”

“Yeah, it’s crazy. My rough guess is that there are tens of millions of media & software subscriptions that are unnecessary in the government. [deleted tweet]”

“Grok now on @Telegram [@MarioNawfal] GROK AI LANDS ON TELEGRAM—AI WARS GO CROSS-PLATFORM! Telegram just hit 1 billion monthly active users—and now, it’s getting Grok AI! What’s the deal? •⁠ ⁠Free for Telegram Premium Users – Grok joins the chat at no extra cost. •⁠ ⁠𝕏 to Telegram – Grok’s first major”

“Yes [@shaunmmaguire] I do not tweet things unless they have been excruciatingly thought out Even if that doesn’t come across in 280 abc’s X is simultaneously an art form also a battleground This is where global preference cascades start And where Info Wars are waged, fought & won X is the News)”

“Building up technical talent around the world [@XCareers] Join the @xAI team in Tokyo🇯🇵 We are seeking a talented Software Engineer to join our X Money team, focusing on building a revolutionary global payment network! https://x.com/i/jobs/1990963499603030016?s=20”

“🎯 [@cb_doge] ELON MUSK: "We are geared towards making 𝕏 the best platform for advertising in world, by applying the smartest AI, the highest intelligence on every benchmark, Grok. It allows us to understand how to match a product with consumer, with someone who would find that interesting."”

“@kylenabecker @Twitter Not even Associated Press with their completely fictional report on Russian missiles hitting Poland that carried severe consequences for escalating the war”

“Indeed, the goal was to democratize verification, rather than have it be controlled by a group of biased elites! [@TimSweeneyEpic] @tomwarren Very strange. After prior Twitter leadership treated verification as a perk nominally reserved for “the elite” by but in practice handed out by Twitter employees to friends and cronies, Elon opened it up to everyone for a reasonable price. This was a good thing.”

“@neontaster Agreed, a high priority software update for Twitter is showing the reason for account suspension or deboosting. Rules should be equally & consistently applied.”

“The @xAI team is making progress [@XFreeze] One year ago, Grok was only available on 𝕏, with no website and limited access Fast forward to today, and Grok has expanded across platforms with rapid feature rollouts and major upgrades New models. New apps. New features. Big upgrades Constant shipping This kind of progress… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003387024120906182”

“RT @WallStreetApes: Joe Rogan using his platform to raise awareness Minnesota Democrats are rigging their elections by allowing illegals to…”

“@TheWarMonitor The platform is neutral, but I will voice whatever opinions I have. That’s the whole point of free speech!”

“@waitbutwhy Not surprising, as I just learned that OpenAI had access to Twitter database for training. I put that on pause for now. Need to understand more about governance structure & revenue plans going forward. OpenAI was started as open-source & non-profit. Neither are still true.”

“@PrinceVogel One of the things that surprised me most was how many people simply read this platform and never post or like. They may DM, bookmark or forward a post, but are reticent to do anything public. The ratio is shockingly high, as you point out. I hope more people participate.”