The tweet archive.

“Alarming [deleted tweet]”

“Upgrades to our API [@chrisparkX] We’ve made major upgrades to X API: • Pay-Per-Use now GA worldwide • XMCP Server + xurl for agents • Official Python & TypeScript XDKs • API Playground - free realistic simulations New releases coming will be a game changer. Start building → https://docs.x.com”

“@zerohedge Publicly funded PBS joins publicly funded NPR in leaving Twitter in a huff after being labeled “Publicly Funded” 🤣”

“They want any excuse for censorship [@BasilTheGreat] The UK Labour Government is threatening to block X but won't say a word about ChatGPT and Gemini Why? We know why. X stands for freedom of speech. They don't care about AI images, they care about people learning the truth.”

“Another episode of The Twitter Files”

“Have you ever bought anything based on an ad on this platform?”

“Starmer literally has a lower approval rating than Maduro 😂 [@BasilTheGreat] 🚨ASMONGOLD SAYS AMERICANS SHOULD CAPTURE KEIR STARMER This comes after Keir Starmer says he may ban X in the UK "We should just go and arrest him, he has a lower approval rating than Maduro and we arrested him"”

“Twitter will publish tweet recommendation code & make account/tweet status visible no later than next month. Transparency builds trust.”

“Twitter is arguably already the least wrong source of truth on the Internet, but we obviously still have a long way to go. Enabling @CommunityNotes to operate at very large scale and providing maximum transparency about how Twitter works are fundamental to building trust.”

“Lot of noise about @RonDeSantis announcing & discussing his Presidential bid on this platform. But you what isn’t noise? Setting an all-time record for fundraising! Worth considering for announcements in general.”

“Twitter is Dark Souls of social media. Reddit is Bloodborne. Insta is Zelda.”

“Taking Twitter private at $54.20 should be up to shareholders, not the board”

“Spaces with @RonDeSantis in ~2 hours!”

“USAID is a criminal organization [@MikeBenzCyber] I’ve done 50 hours of private livestream lectures to my X subscribers on USAID & its senior role in Internet censorship, creating political control structures over society, and its key role in rogue CIA work. When I’m back home this week, will put these streams on main timeline)”

“Periodic reminder to try using Twitter Lists. Will greatly improve your experience.”

“On this platform, the people decide the narrative. You hear all sides of an argument. Community Notes corrects everyone, no exceptions. Notes data & code is public source. Grok provides further fact-checking.”

“This will be big [@Teslaconomics] I don’t think people truly understand what’s about to happen with 𝕏 Money. This is Elon going back to his roots - back to When he rebranded Twitter http://x.com”

“Thank you! [@cb_doge] Huge thank you to everyone who is supporting this platform. )”

“Don’t want to brag, but this platform IS an ambi-turner https://t.co/fpzP7cfgqp”

“https://t.co/OT6bqzUK8P https://x.com/i/spaces/1PlJQpmkngnGE”

“https://t.co/YmIQZnN8o7 https://x.com/i/spaces/1eaJbrAlZjjJX”

“Twitter is now serving almost 90 billion tweet impressions per day! Just how incredibly alive the system actually is will become obvious as we show view count on all tweets.”

“Probability of me getting a fair trial if this is how the judge dresses is 0.0% [@libsoftiktok] NEW: Elon’s attorneys are calling on Clinton-appointed Judge Charles Breyer to investigate the jury in Musk's recent Twitter acquisition case after jurors were mocking Musk in court. RIGGED”

“Post your own material. Authenticity is far better than fake “perfection”. [@MarioNawfal] ELON: I ADVISE LEADERS OF THE WORLD TO JUST POST THEIR OWN STUFF “I do post a lot on the 𝕏 platform, sometimes 100 times a day. So, once in a while, I'll do something dumb, for sure. But I really try to say things that I think are interesting or funny. There must be some… )”

“Twitter experienced slight degradation of service today from an old 3rd party tool used to block accounts that had no rate limit (sigh). Should be fixed now.”

“@GRDecter Or we don’t hire anyone, but simply enable content creators to prosper on this platform without applying censorship that goes beyond the law”

“As soon as @LindaYacc is ready, we will do a Spaces where you can ask us anything”

“Usage of this platform reached another all-time high”

“Judging by the relentless hatestream from the far left, this tweet was spot on”

“Rolling out soon, Twitter will enable organizations to identify which other Twitter accounts are actually associated with them”

“The party is on!! 🚀 💫 ♥️ https://t.co/zoa3qmcXqC https://www.axios.com/2023/01/17/twitter-media-sports-content-deals”

“The murderous indoctrination needs to stop now [deleted tweet]”

“Twitter speaks to the inner masochist in all of us”

“Creators in Japan, Canada, Australia and New Zealand can now enable subscriptions on this platform. Our goal is to maximize the prosperity of creators!”

“@mattyglesias Did your brain fall out of your head, Yglesias? The choice is have Twitter throttled in its entirety or limit access to some tweets. Which one do you want?”

“press@twitter.com now auto responds with 💩”

“It is astounding how much taxpayer money can be saved with even a small amount of effort [deleted tweet]”

“❤️ [@dvorahfr] I'm saving time and money: I deleted Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, Netflix, Chatgpt, Claude... I have everything I need on X and Grok.”

“Most of these “top” accounts tweet rarely and post very little content. Is Twitter dying?”

“Your support of content creators on this platform is very much appreciated. We keep none of the subscription revenue for the first 12 months & only 10% thereafter.”

“This platform is seeing incredible usage growth! https://t.co/zIOk0wNCsd”

“The intelligence of this hive-mind will improve significantly as signal/noise, effective cross-linking of tweets & speed of tweets all improve”

“New Twitter navigation coming in Jan that allows swiping to side to switch between recommended & followed tweets, trends, topics, etc. Until then, tap stars icon on upper right of home screen to switch.”

“The more screentime users spend looking at a post, whether text, pic or video, the more it is boosted. Video posted natively to this platform will be boosted more than an external link, because way more time is spent watching a video than clicking on a link.”

“Sending this tweet through space via Starlink satellite 🛰”

“Thank goodness for the First Amendment [@cb_doge] Imagine getting arrested for a retweet 💀”

“@StephenKing We need to pay the bills somehow! Twitter cannot rely entirely on advertisers. How about $8?”

“Reuters was literally paid by the federal government for “Large Scale Social Deception”. That’s literally what it says on the official government documents!! [@TopherField] I can't believe how good this timeline is! Follow this chain of events: 1. Reuters writes hit piece against DOGE. 2. Musk tweets, 'I wonder what Reuters are being paid? 3. DOGE uncovers Department of Defence contract paying Reuters for 'Large Scale Social Deception. It's crazy… )”

“Because it consists of billions of bidirectional interactions per day, Twitter can be thought of as a collective, cybernetic super-intelligence”

“Twitter app update now available on App Store”