The tweet archive.

“@DrEliDavid If WFP can describe on this Twitter thread exactly how $6B will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock right now and do it.”

“@RepAdamSchiff @RepMarkTakano False, hate speech impressions are actually down by 1/3 for Twitter now vs prior to acquisition @CommunityNotes”

“Hope all judgy hall monitors stay on other platforms – please, I’m begging u”

“Is a new platform needed?”

“The more Twitter improves its signal to noise ratio, the less relevant conventional news becomes”

“Just a note to encourage people of different political or other views to engage in civil debate on Twitter. Worst case, the other side has a slightly better understanding of your views.”

“@ClayTravis @Twitter @nytimes That is because The New York Times has become, for all intents and purposes, an unregistered lobbying firm for far left politicians”

“Wachtell & Twitter board deliberately hid this evidence from the court. Stay tuned, more to come … https://t.co/CifaNvtRtt”

“@paraga Looking forward to working with Parag & Twitter board to make significant improvements to Twitter in coming months!”

“Coverage of FTX meltdown is incomparably faster *and* better quality on Twitter than old-school media”

“Twitter core services latency reduced by ~400ms. Should feel noticeably faster.”

“X in beautiful San Francisco https://t.co/yM3LiGEpNL”

“Again, to be crystal clear, Twitter’s strong commitment to content moderation remains absolutely unchanged. In fact, we have actually seen hateful speech at times this week decline *below* our prior norms, contrary to what you may read in the press.”

“Best political platform ever https://t.co/CRbNFdQj4B”

“Last night, car carrying lil X in LA was followed by crazy stalker (thinking it was me), who later blocked car from moving & climbed onto hood. Legal action is being taken against Sweeney & organizations who supported harm to my family.”

“Um, while awesome in its own way, that was not actually the SpaceX theme song. It seems that irony is sometimes lost in a tweet.”

“Twitter is speeding up”

“Pretty wild that you can engage in back-and-forth dialogue with over 100k people live on Twitter Spaces!”

“Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!”

“Simpson’s predicts I buy Twitter S26E12 https://t.co/yVmWGwrYY6”

“If we are not careful, we will find that knife against liberty's neck. Fate has a great sense of irony. http://t.co/OQ2u1zHQ http://boingboing.net/2011/12/31/aclu-fights-kafkaesque-secret.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter”

“What are your top requests for Twitter features & bug fixes?”

“I am excited to welcome Linda Yaccarino as the new CEO of Twitter! @LindaYacc will focus primarily on business operations, while I focus on product design & new technology. Looking forward to working with Linda to transform this platform into X, the everything app.”

“If a good enough X logo is posted tonight, we’ll make go live worldwide tomorrow”

“Tweet impression count should”

“😎 [deleted tweet]”

“At the risk of stating the obvious, I don’t know what’s going on with every part of this platform all the time, but our policy worldwide is to fight for maximum freedom of speech under the law. Anyone working for X Corp who does not operate according to this principle will be…”

“Banger [@noorrietje] Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff”

“This platform is the top source of news on Earth!”

“Once again, I’d like to offer this platform to anyone on the left. You will get equal treatment.”

“System purge of bots & trolls underway. Please reply to me or @XEng if legitimate accounts are suspended. X Corp will be tracing the people responsible and bringing the full force of the law to bear upon them.”

“In a few months, I will discontinue my phone number and only use X for texts and audio/video calls”

“And soon we shall bid adieu to the twitter brand and, gradually, all the birds”

“For those considering putting their work on the X platform, consider that Tucker Carlson’s show when he was on TV, had single digit million viewers. Strong by legacy news standards. Views for his episodes on X now exceed the population of the United States. Talk to Earth via…”

“Despite a massive bot purge, the 𝕏 platform reached another all-time high in usage this month!”

“@anothercohen The reality is that this guy (who is independently wealthy) did no actual work, claimed as his excuse that he had a disability that prevented him from typing, yet was simultaneously tweeting up a storm. Can’t say I have a lot of respect for that.”

“X”

“This is kinda true 😂 [@TheBabylonBee] Disaster After Kanye West's X Account Hacked By Kanye West https://buff.ly/4jPWXaD)”

“https://t.co/bOUOek5Cvy now points to https://t.co/AYBszklpkE. Interim X logo goes live later today. http://X.com”

“Reinstate Alex Jones on this platform? Vox Populi, Vox Dei.”

“Such a great night! [@WhiteHouse] 🇺🇸 @ELONMUSK & THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION LITTLE X”

“I said BBC could come Twitter, then, to my surprise, a reporter shows up”

“Never a dull moment on this platform”

“Much more to The Twitter Files: Covid Editon than this introductory thread. Follow-up piece to come next week, featuring leading doctors & researchers from Harvard, Stanford & other institutions.”

“Exactly. X will be filing legal action to stop this. Can’t wait for discovery to start!”

“Platform usage up 3.5% week over week https://t.co/5wdyrzcyhy”

“DOGE is working 120 hour a week. Our bureaucratic opponents optimistically work 40 hours a week. That is why they are losing so fast. [deleted tweet]”

“It’d be great to have @maddow, @donlemon & others on the left put their shows on this platform. No exclusivity or legal docs required! You will receive our full support. The digital town square is for all.”

“@JamesEsses Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions. The words “cis” or “cisgender” are considered slurs on this platform.”

“The severity of the censorship and the degree to which Brazil’s own laws are being broken, to the detriment of their own people, is the worst of any country in the world in which this platform operates.”