The tweet archive.

“Twitter is both a social media company and a crime scene”

“They are celebrating cold-blooded murder [deleted tweet]”

“Apple has also threatened to withhold Twitter from its App Store, but won’t tell us why”

“Found in closet at Twitter HQ fr 🤣🤣 https://t.co/3xSI3KvvHk”

“Twitter is purging a lot of spam/scam accounts right now, so you may see your follower count drop”

“What should Twitter do next?”

“Not sure what subtle clues gave it way, but I like the letter X https://t.co/nwB2tEfLr8”

“This is fake – I did *not* tweet out a link to The New York Times! https://t.co/d6V6m5ATW2”

“In my opinion, TikTok should not be banned in the USA, even though such a ban may benefit the 𝕏 platform. Doing so would be contrary to freedom of speech and expression. It is not what America stands for.”

“About a year ago, a guy tried to kill three X employees with an axe outside the former Twitter HQ in SF. They reported it to the police, but nothing was done. He later killed someone with that axe. This insanity needs to stop.”

“And … we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol”

“Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate free speech in America?”

“Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol”

“How can this be real? [@spacesudoer] @elonmusk Maybe... )”

“Comedy is legal on this platform!”

“Tokyo X https://t.co/9u84XxCWti”

“Finally, the truth that carbs are amazing can be said on this platform! #FreeSpeech”

“My son lil X loves clinging precariously to my back & yelling “monkey rides!” 😂 https://t.co/hzGXkBJk4X”

“Tune in for Episode 2 of The Twitter Files tomorrow!”

“Wait, if I Tweet does that count as work?”

“24,400 tweets per second for France’s goal, highest ever for World Cup!”

“X Corp will be donating all revenue from advertising & subscriptions associated with the war in Gaza to hospitals in Israel and the Red Cross/Crescent in Gaza”

“I have spaceships”

“Twitter’s current lords & peasants system for who has or doesn’t have a blue checkmark is bullshit. Power to the people! Blue for $8/month.”

“Our landlord at SF HQ says we’re legally required to keep sign as Twitter & cannot remove “w”, so we painted it background color. Problem solved! https://t.co/1iFjccTbUq”

“Either we fight back or they will kill us [deleted tweet]”

“Twitter is the worst! But also the best.”

“Incredibly inappropriate. What I post on this platform has nothing to do with a “coastal commission” in California! Filing suit against them on Monday for violating the First Amendment.”

“Twitter will be forming a content moderation council with widely diverse viewpoints. No major content decisions or account reinstatements will happen before that council convenes.”

“Fight Recap: I joked on X about fighting Zuck Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION” Italy graciously offered a Colosseum Zuck declined I suggested his home as “safe space” Tragically, he was ahem “traveling” Is there anywhere he will fight? https://t.co/gpcRLW49fv https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12222925/Zuck-V-Musk-Meta-boss-tells-Tesla-CEO-send-location-CAGE-FIGHT-Vegas.html”

“If you’re a journalist who wants more freedom to write and a higher income, then publish directly on this platform!”

“First World Cup match on Sunday! Watch on Twitter for best coverage & real-time commentary.”

“Truth Social is currently beating Twitter & TikTok on the Apple Store https://t.co/RxawVUAYKH”

“Twitter is fun 🚀 💫 ♥️”

“Twitter is simply the most interesting place on the Internet. That’s why you’re reading this tweet right now.”

“Would be great to have shows from all parts of the political spectrum on this platform!”

“@redletterdave The scene where Brian is saved from the Romans by falling off a tower into a spaceship is the best Deus Ex Machina moment of any movie ever”

“Going forward, Twitter will be broadly accepting of different values, rather than trying to impose its own specific values on the world”

“Twitter will soon add ability to attach long-form text to tweets, ending absurdity of notepad screenshots”

“shadow ban council reviewing tweet … https://t.co/cawjtwc7CW”

“Starting today, Twitter will share ad revenue with creators for ads that appear in their reply threads”

“On this platform, unlike the one-way street of broadcast, people are able to interact, critique and refute whatever is said. And, of course, anything misleading will get @CommunityNotes. I also want to be clear that we have not signed a deal of any kind whatsoever. Tucker is…”

“Even though I think a less divisive candidate would be better in 2024, I still think Trump should be restored to Twitter”

“🌹 Twitter sucks”

“Please buy my perfume, so I can buy Twitter”

“I don’t read the legacy media propaganda much anymore. It’s a waste of time and a sadness generator. Just get my news from X – much more immediate, has actual world-class subject matter experts and tons of humor. Sooo much better!”

“Whatever sins this platform may have, being boring is not one of them”

“Twitter is working on a software update that will show your true account status, so you know clearly if you’ve been shadowbanned, the reason why and how to appeal”

“Awesome new Twitter merch! https://t.co/zqdL9xGRuR”

“Twitter feels increasingly alive”