The tweet archive.

“Twitter speaks to the inner masochist in all of us”

“press@twitter.com now auto responds with 💩”

“@StephenKing We need to pay the bills somehow! Twitter cannot rely entirely on advertisers. How about $8?”

“Because it consists of billions of bidirectional interactions per day, Twitter can be thought of as a collective, cybernetic super-intelligence”

“Twitter app update now available on App Store”

“FTX meltdown/ransack being tracked in real-time on Twitter”

“@JohnLegere @Twitter No”

“@ChrisJBakke Wow, with Jack departing, the Twitter board collectively owns almost no shares! Objectively, their economic interests are simply not aligned with shareholders.”

“I love Twitter”

“There are tens of millions of media & software subscriptions paid by the federal government – your tax dollars – that show ZERO usage!! [@AutismCapital] 🚨NEW: Jason Calacanis and Antonio Gracias say that when they got to old Twitter there was so little work being done that the whiteboard markers had dried out due to lack of use. They said that there was so much mismanagement that at one point they just decided to turn off all…)”

“@dickc What are talking about? I’m just saying Twitter needs to be politically neutral.”

“Old Twitter gave special preference to “real” journalists, even when they lied”

“@WSJ Last 3 months were extremely tough, as had to save Twitter from bankruptcy, while fulfilling essential Tesla & SpaceX duties. Wouldn’t wish that pain on anyone. Twitter still has challenges, but is now trending to breakeven if we keep at it. Public support is much appreciated!”

“Great work by the X/Twitter team”

“@JeremyDBoreing @realDailyWire This was a mistake by many people at Twitter. It is definitely allowed. Whether or not you agree with using someone’s preferred pronouns, not doing so is at most rude and certainly breaks no laws. I should note that I do personally use someone’s preferred pronouns, just as I…”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@WholeMarsBlog] Elon Musk bought Twitter for $44 billion when it was worth half that He cut 80% of the workforce that was not doing anything useful, unwavering against angry cries. He used the data to create xAI, which is now valued at $75 billion. X is now sustainably profitable for the”

“Follow World Cup on Twitter for best real-time coverage! https://t.co/9IfFSHbjl3”

“Twitter thought I got hacked & locked my account haha”

“For the next 12 months, Twitter will keep none of the money. You will receive whatever money we receive, so that’s 70% for subscriptions on iOS & Android (they charge 30%) and ~92% on web (could be better, depending on payment processor). After first year, iOS & Android fees…”

“@TomFitton @Twitter @JustTheNews I will look into this. Twitter should be even-handed, favoring neither side.”

“Twitter was Wormtongue to the World”

“The amount of pro psy ops on Twitter is ridiculous! At least with new Verified they will pay $8 for the privilege haha.”

“@mtaibbi In light of concerns about Baker’s possible role in suppression of information important to the public dialogue, he was exited from Twitter today”

“@micsolana The community notes feature is awesome. Our goal is to make Twitter the most accurate source of information on Earth, without regard to political affiliation.”

“@lexfridman You must like pain a lot. One catch: you have to invest your life savings in Twitter and it has been in the fast lane to bankruptcy since May. Still want the job?”

“Will endeavor to keep as many shareholders in privatized Twitter as allowed by law”

“Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!”

“Twitter Verified now available worldwide!”

“(Many of whom were, of course, actively suppressed on Twitter)”

“Twitter will be updating its recommendation algorithm based on user suggestions every 24 to 48 hours”

“Accounts engaging in repeated, egregious weaponization of DMCA on Twitter or encouraging weaponization of DMCA will receive temporary suspensions. That said, reasonable media takedown requests are, of course, appropriate and will always be supported.”

“Twitter HQ is great (this is a real pic) https://t.co/qjfOQCr533”

“@alx Will be interesting to see how the Biden administration reacts to this. They may try to weaponize Federal agencies against Twitter.”

“@TomFitton @Twitter @realDonaldTrump Unequivocally true. The evidence is clear and voluminous.”

“This will also give Twitter a revenue stream to reward content creators”

“Legacy media lies relentlessly [@xdNiBoR] Update on this story. Every news outlet in Belgium is reporting on it again now that the fine has been set. Just to recap: Video posted on 3rd of July 2020, complaint in Autumn 2020, video taken offline in February 2021… and Elon only buys Twitter in October 2022! Yet everyone”

“Previously, we issued a warning before suspension, but now that we are rolling out widespread verification, there will be no warning. This will be clearly identified as a condition for signing up to Twitter Blue.”

“@RAMansour @KeithOlbermann 7 day suspension for doxxing. Some time away from Twitter is good for the soul …”

“@ramzpaul Removing child exploitation is priority #1. Please reply in comments if you see anything that Twitter needs to address.”

“@_hawko False. Twitter spends $13M/year on food service for SF HQ. Badge in records show peak occupancy was 25%, average occupancy below 10%. There are more people preparing breakfast than eating breakfast. They don’t even bother serving dinner, because there is no one in the building.”

“@WholeMarsBlog The people of Twitter strongly agree that Twitter needs to be fixed”

“The lunatic left that took over Twitter was Wormtongue to the World. Firing @Jack was the final straw. He was the last bulwark. Now Bret Taylor is chair of @OpenAI … [@mattvanswol] @C_3C_3 The graph of people, but especially kids, identifying as transgender literally nosedives as soon as Elon buys Twitter. Almost like it was a social contagion… …and people couldn’t talk about it because they were being censored Imagine that.”

“And with his Twitter badge https://t.co/4AzHMB1Poq”

“This helpful video explains what happened at Twitter today https://t.co/LCx4jRIiCk https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c1PGKZUqKyE”

“On Twitter, likes are rare & criticism is brutal. So hardcore. It’s great.”

“Twitter is spending engineering resources on this bs while crypto scammers are throwing a spambot block party in every thread!?”

“@Hebro_Steele Many Twitter employees feel unsafe coming to work in downtown SF and have had their car windows smashed. They also got such a null response from the police that they rarely even bother reporting crimes anymore, because nothing happens.”

“Interaction with almost all twitter accounts seem to be much lower in recent weeks & days. Accurate?”

“Yup [@jackunheard] Do you remember how bad it was? Conservatives didn't stand a chance. Elon Musk buying Twitter was one of the most important actions in history.”

“This is diabolical. OpenAI’s ChatGPT convinced a guy to do a murder-suicide! To be safe, AI must be maximally truthful-seeking and not pander to delusions. [@thetimes] Stein-Erik Soelberg committed murder-suicide after spending hours a day talking to the chatbot and sharing his delusions. Now the victim’s estate is suing OpenAI https://www.thetimes.com/us/news-today/article/dad-killed-grandmother-chatgpt-open-ai-zfnrgq8dz?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1768655649”