The tweet archive.

“@MICHAELSD01 @TechGrlTweeter Won't happen. Reason initial cars are delivered close to factory is to have rapid turnaround on early issues.”

“Twitter will be forming a content moderation council with widely diverse viewpoints. No major content decisions or account reinstatements will happen before that council convenes.”

“Very important to fix your Twitter feed: 1. Tap home button. 2. Tap stars on upper right of screen. 3. Select “Latest tweets”. You are being manipulated by the algorithm in ways you don’t realize. Easy to switch back & forth to see the difference.”

“If you’re a journalist who wants more freedom to write and a higher income, then publish directly on this platform!”

“First World Cup match on Sunday! Watch on Twitter for best coverage & real-time commentary.”

“Truth Social is currently beating Twitter & TikTok on the Apple Store https://t.co/RxawVUAYKH”

“The same legacy media dingbats who lied repeatedly, claiming “X/Twitter is dying”, are now saying it’s the “largest & most influential platform” 🤣🤣🤣 The real crime here is that my sides hurt from laughing at the irony! Listen Ed, if you want to refute something, it is easy…”

“Twitter is fun 🚀 💫 ♥️”

“Twitter is simply the most interesting place on the Internet. That’s why you’re reading this tweet right now.”

“Would be great to have shows from all parts of the political spectrum on this platform!”

“@redletterdave The scene where Brian is saved from the Romans by falling off a tower into a spaceship is the best Deus Ex Machina moment of any movie ever”

“Going forward, Twitter will be broadly accepting of different values, rather than trying to impose its own specific values on the world”

“Twitter will soon add ability to attach long-form text to tweets, ending absurdity of notepad screenshots”

“shadow ban council reviewing tweet … https://t.co/cawjtwc7CW”

“Starting today, Twitter will share ad revenue with creators for ads that appear in their reply threads”

“On this platform, unlike the one-way street of broadcast, people are able to interact, critique and refute whatever is said. And, of course, anything misleading will get @CommunityNotes. I also want to be clear that we have not signed a deal of any kind whatsoever. Tucker is…”

“🌹 Twitter sucks”

“Please buy my perfume, so I can buy Twitter”

“I don’t read the legacy media propaganda much anymore. It’s a waste of time and a sadness generator. Just get my news from X – much more immediate, has actual world-class subject matter experts and tons of humor. Sooo much better!”

“Whatever sins this platform may have, being boring is not one of them”

“Twitter is working on a software update that will show your true account status, so you know clearly if you’ve been shadowbanned, the reason why and how to appeal”

“Awesome new Twitter merch! https://t.co/zqdL9xGRuR”

“Twitter feels increasingly alive”

“Spaces is back”

“Just a note to thank advertisers for returning to Twitter”

“All Presidential candidates are most welcome on this platform”

“Please note that Twitter will do lots of dumb things in coming months. We will keep what works & change what doesn’t.”

“Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests”

“So then why is Disney boycotting 𝕏, yet spending millions on other platforms? https://t.co/vIX5hhc8RS”

“This platform hit another all-time high in user-seconds last week”

“Just received this email from Twitter. This is an actual, real email that was autogenerated 🤣🤣 https://t.co/7DQp4sNINX”

“@DrLoupis Not tolerated on this platform”

“@kanyewest Welcome back to Twitter, my friend!”

“So many interesting posts on Twitter these days!”

“Twitter servers are running at Warp 9!! https://t.co/vtZZeKupC7”

“As always, please try stay as close to the truth as possible, even for stuff you don’t like. This platform aspires to maximize signal/noise of the human collective.”

“The speed at which your message on this platform can reach a vast number of people is mind-blowing”

“You know Twitter is being fair when extremists on far right and far left are simultaneously upset! Twitter aims to serve center 80% of people, who wish to learn, laugh & engage in reasoned debate. ❤️”

“Significant backend server architecture changes rolled out. Twitter should feel faster.”

“Twitter has been informed by the Turkish government that access will be reenabled shortly”

“A social media platform’s policies are good if the most extreme 10% on left and right are equally unhappy”

“I get more laughs from this platform than everything else combined and I hope you do too. Thanks for posting such great content!”

“Shame on Sky News for this utterly misleading headline. Anyone pushing this false narrative deserves complete contempt. Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED, yet they name me even before Prince Andrew, who did visit. [deleted tweet]”

“Off Twitter for a while”

“World Cup starts soon! Follow on Twitter for best coverage by far.”

“Off Twitter for a while”

“Just leaving Twitter HQ code review https://t.co/pYcXRTJm14”

“This platform is the top source of news on Earth!”

“This platform is being asked to censor content in Brazil where the censorship demands require us to violate Brazilian law! That is not right.”

“Meanwhile, Twitter usage (by real humans) once again reaches all-time highs”