The tweet archive.

“Excited to announce that I’ve hired a new CEO for X/Twitter. She will be starting in ~6 weeks! My role will transition to being exec chair & CTO, overseeing product, software & sysops.”

“New Twitter policy is to follow the science, which necessarily includes reasoned questioning of the science”

“Record usage of this platform!! https://t.co/SfWyi9kBWd”

“If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!”

“Just want to reiterate that this platform really is meant to support all viewpoints within the bounds of the laws of countries, even those of people with whom I vehemently disagree and personally dislike. If that doesn’t seem to be happening, please yell at me (ideally on 𝕏).”

“Tweets are read ~100 times more than they are liked”

“Dear Twitter Advertisers https://t.co/GMwHmInPAS”

“I am endlessly amused by the infinite indignities I suffer on the very platform that I own”

“What really happened with the Hunter Biden story suppression by Twitter will be published on Twitter at 5pm ET!”

“𝕏 is the only platform you can trust for honest information. All the others are bought and paid for.”

“Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.”

“Our greatest dream is to send a spaceship to Uranus”

“Made my account private until tomorrow morning to test whether you see my private tweets more than my public ones”

“All-time high usage of this platform! https://t.co/QjI2RgOud1”

“Government paid Twitter millions of dollars to censor info from the public”

“𝕏 provides the platform for the people to pull together for the common good! https://t.co/e1fLlrPYiG”

“Twitter is both a social media company and a crime scene”

“They are celebrating cold-blooded murder [deleted tweet]”

“Apple has also threatened to withhold Twitter from its App Store, but won’t tell us why”

“Found in closet at Twitter HQ fr 🤣🤣 https://t.co/3xSI3KvvHk”

“Twitter is purging a lot of spam/scam accounts right now, so you may see your follower count drop”

“What should Twitter do next?”

“This is fake – I did *not* tweet out a link to The New York Times! https://t.co/d6V6m5ATW2”

“About a year ago, a guy tried to kill three X employees with an axe outside the former Twitter HQ in SF. They reported it to the police, but nothing was done. He later killed someone with that axe. This insanity needs to stop.”

“Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended”

“And … we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol”

“Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol”

“How can this be real? [@spacesudoer] @elonmusk Maybe... )”

“Comedy is legal on this platform!”

“To clear our platform’s name on the matter of anti-Semitism, it looks like we have no choice but to file a defamation lawsuit against the Anti-Defamation League … oh the irony!”

“Tune in for Episode 2 of The Twitter Files tomorrow!”

“Wait, if I Tweet does that count as work?”

“24,400 tweets per second for France’s goal, highest ever for World Cup!”

“I have spaceships”

“Twitter’s current lords & peasants system for who has or doesn’t have a blue checkmark is bullshit. Power to the people! Blue for $8/month.”

“Our landlord at SF HQ says we’re legally required to keep sign as Twitter & cannot remove “w”, so we painted it background color. Problem solved! https://t.co/1iFjccTbUq”

“Either we fight back or they will kill us [deleted tweet]”

“Twitter is the worst! But also the best.”

“Incredibly inappropriate. What I post on this platform has nothing to do with a “coastal commission” in California! Filing suit against them on Monday for violating the First Amendment.”

“The fight will be managed by my and Zuck’s foundations (not UFC). Livestream will be on this platform and Meta. Everything in camera frame will be ancient Rome, so nothing modern at all. I spoke to the PM of Italy and Minister of Culture. They have agreed on an epic location.”

“Twitter will be forming a content moderation council with widely diverse viewpoints. No major content decisions or account reinstatements will happen before that council convenes.”

“First World Cup match on Sunday! Watch on Twitter for best coverage & real-time commentary.”

“Truth Social is currently beating Twitter & TikTok on the Apple Store https://t.co/RxawVUAYKH”

“Twitter is fun 🚀 💫 ♥️”

“Would be great to have shows from all parts of the political spectrum on this platform!”

“Going forward, Twitter will be broadly accepting of different values, rather than trying to impose its own specific values on the world”

“shadow ban council reviewing tweet … https://t.co/cawjtwc7CW”

“Starting today, Twitter will share ad revenue with creators for ads that appear in their reply threads”

“On this platform, unlike the one-way street of broadcast, people are able to interact, critique and refute whatever is said. And, of course, anything misleading will get @CommunityNotes. I also want to be clear that we have not signed a deal of any kind whatsoever. Tucker is…”

“Even though I think a less divisive candidate would be better in 2024, I still think Trump should be restored to Twitter”