The tweet archive.

“Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!”

“Simpson’s predicts I buy Twitter S26E12 https://t.co/yVmWGwrYY6”

“What are your top requests for Twitter features & bug fixes?”

“I am excited to welcome Linda Yaccarino as the new CEO of Twitter! @LindaYacc will focus primarily on business operations, while I focus on product design & new technology. Looking forward to working with Linda to transform this platform into X, the everything app.”

“Please note that any attempts to manipulate the creator compensation program on this platform will result in account suspension”

“If a good enough X logo is posted tonight, we’ll make go live worldwide tomorrow”

“Tweet impression count should”

“Many have offered rich incentives for X (fka Twitter) to move its HQ out of San Francisco. Moreover, the city is in a doom spiral with one company after another left or leaving. Therefore, they expect X will move too. We will not. You only know who your real friends are when…”

“😎 [deleted tweet]”

“At the risk of stating the obvious, I don’t know what’s going on with every part of this platform all the time, but our policy worldwide is to fight for maximum freedom of speech under the law. Anyone working for X Corp who does not operate according to this principle will be…”

“Banger [@noorrietje] Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff”

“This platform is the top source of news on Earth!”

“Once again, I’d like to offer this platform to anyone on the left. You will get equal treatment.”

“System purge of bots & trolls underway. Please reply to me or @XEng if legitimate accounts are suspended. X Corp will be tracing the people responsible and bringing the full force of the law to bear upon them.”

“At risk of starting the obvious, there are many attention-seeking trolls on all social media platforms trying to yank your chain. They win if you respond.”

“How ironic that the legacy media & “experts” were predicting that this platform would be the one to go offline”

“And soon we shall bid adieu to the twitter brand and, gradually, all the birds”

“For those considering putting their work on the X platform, consider that Tucker Carlson’s show when he was on TV, had single digit million viewers. Strong by legacy news standards. Views for his episodes on X now exceed the population of the United States. Talk to Earth via…”

“Despite a massive bot purge, the 𝕏 platform reached another all-time high in usage this month!”

“People can pretend or dress up all they want and that’s fine, but they can’t force their mental illness to be my new reality! [@salltweets] When you think about it for more than half a second, it is absolutely insane that pretending to be the opposite sex is considered to be a human rights movement.”

“@anothercohen The reality is that this guy (who is independently wealthy) did no actual work, claimed as his excuse that he had a disability that prevented him from typing, yet was simultaneously tweeting up a storm. Can’t say I have a lot of respect for that.”

“X”

“This is kinda true 😂 [@TheBabylonBee] Disaster After Kanye West's X Account Hacked By Kanye West https://buff.ly/4jPWXaD)”

“https://t.co/bOUOek5Cvy now points to https://t.co/AYBszklpkE. Interim X logo goes live later today. http://X.com”

“Reinstate Alex Jones on this platform? Vox Populi, Vox Dei.”

“Such a great night! [@WhiteHouse] 🇺🇸 @ELONMUSK & THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION LITTLE X”

“I said BBC could come Twitter, then, to my surprise, a reporter shows up”

“Never a dull moment on this platform”

“Much more to The Twitter Files: Covid Editon than this introductory thread. Follow-up piece to come next week, featuring leading doctors & researchers from Harvard, Stanford & other institutions.”

“Sorry for showing you so many irrelevant & annoying ads on Twitter! We’re taking the (obvious) corrective action of tying ads to keywords & topics in tweets, like Google does with search. This will improve contextual relevance dramatically.”

“Exactly. X will be filing legal action to stop this. Can’t wait for discovery to start!”

“Platform usage up 3.5% week over week https://t.co/5wdyrzcyhy”

“DOGE is working 120 hour a week. Our bureaucratic opponents optimistically work 40 hours a week. That is why they are losing so fast. [deleted tweet]”

“It’d be great to have @maddow, @donlemon & others on the left put their shows on this platform. No exclusivity or legal docs required! You will receive our full support. The digital town square is for all.”

“@JamesEsses Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions. The words “cis” or “cisgender” are considered slurs on this platform.”

“The severity of the censorship and the degree to which Brazil’s own laws are being broken, to the detriment of their own people, is the worst of any country in the world in which this platform operates.”

“Watch the entire first episode on this platform. Great move by Apple! Note, you can Airplay from your iPhone to TV to watch on a big screen.”

“Pictures of people working inside Starship [@spacesudoer] Starship is gigantic!”

“Just a reminder that you can always access this platform via https://t.co/bOUOek5Cvy, even on your phone. No app is needed. Now would also be a good time to download a VPN in case you get blocked. http://X.com”

“Dirty Sánchez is a tyrant and traitor to the people of Spain 💩 [@clashreport] Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez: Starting next week, my government will implement the following actions: First, we will change the law in Spain to hold platform executives legally accountable for many infringements taking place on their sites. Second, we will turn algorithmic… https://x.com/i/web/status/2018650388371521787”

“This platform is the number 1 source of news in the world!”

“This platform will provide email addresses of subscribers (who opt in) to content creators, so that creators are able to leave this platform easily & take their subscribers with them if they want”

“The legacy media never mentions white genocide in South Africa, because it doesn’t fit their narrative that whites can be victims [@ada_lluch] If it wasn’t for @ElonMusk and X in general, I’d have no idea there is an entire political party in South Africa advocating for the deaths of their white population. How is this not one of the biggest stories out there right now among the mainstream media, too? In Spain, almost”

“Today, we launch the daily data dump on the crimes – under *Brazilian* law – that fake “judge” @alexandre has committed! He can block this platform in Brazil, but he can’t stop the whole world from knowing his illegal, shameful & hypocritical deeds. Karma’s a b*tch bro. 🍿🍿🍿”

“Those who can’t handle reality will leave this platform due to @CommunityNotes. But the public will increasingly come to realize that 𝕏 is the best source of truth, causing our user numbers to rise as they abandon the less accurate sources of information.”

“Looks like this platform may see all time high device user seconds usage this week”

“Join the X bugs & features community if you want to help improve the product”

“https://t.co/rBIqn4y6tr https://x.com/i/spaces/1eaJbaRvBQjGX”

“Other platforms in Brazil are silently complying with the illegal political censorship demands of Dictator de Voldemort”

“To ensure that you can still access the 𝕏 platform, download a virtual private network (VPN) app”