The tweet archive.

“@ddkilzer @Irishjugg0 @MacBenTosh All Model S and X cars will have an auto raise and lower function for the steering wheel in a few months.”

“Meanwhile, Twitter usage (by real humans) once again reaches all-time highs”

“Twitter added 1.6M daily active users this past week, another all-time high https://t.co/Si3cRYnvyD”

“Again, to be crystal clear, Twitter’s strong commitment to content moderation remains absolutely unchanged. In fact, we have actually seen hateful speech at times this week decline *below* our prior norms, contrary to what you may read in the press.”

“Last night, car carrying lil X in LA was followed by crazy stalker (thinking it was me), who later blocked car from moving & climbed onto hood. Legal action is being taken against Sweeney & organizations who supported harm to my family.”

“Feb is huge month. Model X world premier and public reveal of our LA design studio on the 9th. Stay tuned for more details.”

“Tesla Model X video http://t.co/pjcaicOc http://onforb.es/AnzX7A”

“Once again, I’d like to offer this platform to anyone on the left. You will get equal treatment.”

“At risk of starting the obvious, there are many attention-seeking trolls on all social media platforms trying to yank your chain. They win if you respond.”

“@anothercohen The reality is that this guy (who is independently wealthy) did no actual work, claimed as his excuse that he had a disability that prevented him from typing, yet was simultaneously tweeting up a storm. Can’t say I have a lot of respect for that.”

“I said BBC could come Twitter, then, to my surprise, a reporter shows up”

“Exactly. X will be filing legal action to stop this. Can’t wait for discovery to start!”

“@JamesEsses Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions. The words “cis” or “cisgender” are considered slurs on this platform.”

“Watch the entire first episode on this platform. Great move by Apple! Note, you can Airplay from your iPhone to TV to watch on a big screen.”

“Dirty Sánchez is a tyrant and traitor to the people of Spain 💩 [@clashreport] Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez: Starting next week, my government will implement the following actions: First, we will change the law in Spain to hold platform executives legally accountable for many infringements taking place on their sites. Second, we will turn algorithmic… https://x.com/i/web/status/2018650388371521787”

“This platform will provide email addresses of subscribers (who opt in) to content creators, so that creators are able to leave this platform easily & take their subscribers with them if they want”

“The legacy media never mentions white genocide in South Africa, because it doesn’t fit their narrative that whites can be victims [@ada_lluch] If it wasn’t for @ElonMusk and X in general, I’d have no idea there is an entire political party in South Africa advocating for the deaths of their white population. How is this not one of the biggest stories out there right now among the mainstream media, too? In Spain, almost”

“Today, we launch the daily data dump on the crimes – under *Brazilian* law – that fake “judge” @alexandre has committed! He can block this platform in Brazil, but he can’t stop the whole world from knowing his illegal, shameful & hypocritical deeds. Karma’s a b*tch bro. 🍿🍿🍿”

“Such great content from Japan! 🇯🇵 [@dogeofficialceo] Japanese tweets restored my faith in humanity”

“Jonathan at ADL kicked off a massive Twitter boycott campaign less than a week after the acquisition closed. Literally nothing had changed about the site. Our US revenue is still 60% down from that campaign, but slowly improving. https://t.co/7vh5dtdDqi”

“Congratulations to the @FLOTUS! [@THR] Box Office: ‘Melania’ Heading for Surprise $8 Million Opening in North America https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/box-office-melania-opening-weekend-1236490092/?taid=697dd2a594daca000114a77c&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter”

“While many already do, I think all political & company leaders should post on this platform themselves directly, as it bypasses the legacy media negativity filter. Your actual message will reach people, instead of some reporter’s often unfair hit piece. Sure, you might say…”

“In the months ahead, we will use AI to detect & highlight manipulation of public opinion on this platform. Let’s see what the psy ops cat drags in …”

“More Twitter Files from Matt Taibbi”

“Seriously 🤣🤣 And for damn sure, I’m 1000% more trustworthy than untold numbers of deep state bureaucrats and fraudsters who may be misusing your SSN right now. [@stclairashley] What the fuck do you think Elon Musk is going to do with your social security number??? Tweet it???? Open a line of credit you don’t have??????)”

“Long range Cybertruck now available [@Tesla] Cybertruck Long Range now available – $62,490 (incl. Federal Tax Credit) – 362 mi of range (est.) w/ Soft Tonneau – 6' x 4' bed – 7,500 lbs towing capacity”

“Easy swipe right/left to move between recommended vs followed tweets rolls out later this week. First part of a much larger UI overhaul. Bookmark button (de facto silent like) on Tweet details rolls out a week later. Long form tweets early Feb.”

“@TitterDaily They trained illegally using Twitter data. Lawsuit time.”

“Prosecute Walz. He enabled the fraud. [@afneil] The usual suspects have been claiming on X that the Minnesota fraud scandal is no big deal and that it was racist to place Somalis at the centre of it. They lie. Some facts: The fraud scandals in Minnesota are a very big deal, involving (so far) the theft of over $1 billion in… https://x.com/i/web/status/2008915234874912972”

“Given that Twitter serves as the de facto public town square, failing to adhere to free speech principles fundamentally undermines democracy. What should be done?”

“Many such cases [@jk_rowling] Stephen Ireland, who targeted me with endless abuse on here because I oppose the chemical castration of children and the removal of protected spaces for women and girls, has just been sentenced to 30 years in jail for child rape.”

“Just met with @SpeakerMcCarthy & @RepJeffries to discuss ensuring that this platform is fair to both parties”

“The UK has become a prison island [@DailyMail] Loner is jailed for 18 months for two anti-immigration tweets made after Christmas market car attack that were viewed just 33 times https://trib.al/tFrfHfC”

“The UK government and judiciary is broken [@libsoftiktok] Anti-mass migration tweet? 18 months in jail Nigerian migrant r*pist? No jail Welcome to the UK.”

“So traumatic to answer an email 🤷‍♂️ 😂 [@kylenabecker] “How frightening is it that the owner of X speaks to you directly to say ‘what did you do last week at work’… How do you think that makes federal workers feel?” This @DOGE protester is basically making @ElonMusk's case for him 🤣”

“𝕏 is the media now because You are the media now [@nogulagsagain] 50,000 in Brisbane 100,000 in Sydney No bad for an ad hoc protest without any MSN promotion. X proved again is the only media now”

“@alx That is *actually* what they did. Going forward, this platform will be fair & transparent.”

“The authorities need to stop doing this [@people] Authorities Confiscated a Beloved Deer That a Woman Raised as a Pet — and Now the Animal Might Be Euthanized https://people.com/authorities-confiscated-beloved-deer-that-woman-raised-as-pet-in-pennsylvania-11688112?taid=67c333b8eba5c40001b5cf93&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com)”

“Twitter deal temporarily on hold pending details supporting calculation that spam/fake accounts do indeed represent less than 5% of users https://t.co/Y2t0QMuuyn https://www.reuters.com/technology/twitter-estimates-spam-fake-accounts-represent-less-than-5-users-filing-2022-05-02/”

“At least 50% of my tweets were made on a porcelain throne”

“Twitter recommendation source code now available to all on GitHub https://t.co/9ozsyZANwa https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm”

“To be clear, I’m spending <5% (but actually) of my time on the Twitter acquisition. It ain’t rocket science! Yesterday was Giga Texas, today is Starbase. Tesla is on my mind 24/7. So may seem like below, but not true. https://t.co/CXfWiLD2f8”

“Lot of noise about @RonDeSantis announcing & discussing his Presidential bid on this platform. But you what isn’t noise? Setting an all-time record for fundraising! Worth considering for announcements in general.”

“USAID is a criminal organization [@MikeBenzCyber] I’ve done 50 hours of private livestream lectures to my X subscribers on USAID & its senior role in Internet censorship, creating political control structures over society, and its key role in rogue CIA work. When I’m back home this week, will put these streams on main timeline)”

“Probability of me getting a fair trial if this is how the judge dresses is 0.0% [@libsoftiktok] NEW: Elon’s attorneys are calling on Clinton-appointed Judge Charles Breyer to investigate the jury in Musk's recent Twitter acquisition case after jurors were mocking Musk in court. RIGGED”

“Because USAID is/was a radical-left political psy op [@MikeBenzCyber] Why is USAID funding this organization with 7 CIA directors on its board to train hundreds of people in censorship training seminars on how best to flag Donald Trump’s tweets for misinformation? (Watch this vid with over 2 million views))”

“Reuters was literally paid by the federal government for “Large Scale Social Deception”. That’s literally what it says on the official government documents!! [@TopherField] I can't believe how good this timeline is! Follow this chain of events: 1. Reuters writes hit piece against DOGE. 2. Musk tweets, 'I wonder what Reuters are being paid? 3. DOGE uncovers Department of Defence contract paying Reuters for 'Large Scale Social Deception. It's crazy… )”

“Twitter app update now available on App Store”

“That’s what it is [@salltweets] “He told police he was in the female toilets because “he wasn’t sure about his gender…” It’s literally the get out of jail free card for sexual predator men.”

“Major Twitter improvement we just released is that you can now bookmark tweets from tweet details page. Importantly, bookmarks are *private*, unlike likes. No one other than you can see your bookmarks.”