The tweet archive.

“@thesheetztweetz This is accurate. Service uptime, bandwidth & latency are improving rapidly. Probably out of beta this summer.”

“RT @EuroDale: Every single MP quitting X to "protect women" from bikini pics voted against grooming gang inquiries. Not exaggerating. What…”

“@d2dev_ @Andst7 @Twitter They will”

“@viniciuscfp82 How can it be both illegal and “by the court”? Twitter must abide by the laws of each country or get shut down.”

“New ads manager for 𝕏 [@ParsaTajik] The new X ads manager is live!”

“@thesheetztweetz Work needed between flights is less & less, as shown by shortening time between reflights. Required work between flights for Starship & Super Heavy is zero.”

“@JohnLegere @HolyKnightKeith @Twitter @MikeSievert @TMobile I like both you and Mike! It’s just that Twitter at its core is a software & servers company. The technology needs to evolve rapidly, which requires a technologist.”

“@jcn92977110 Twitter has been 猫を被る But in reality イタチの最後っ屁”

“@thesheetztweetz So pointy! https://t.co/XMRQKpmy0t https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RtahqXjFcxU”

“@WallStreetSilv Most important, Twitter is never boring!”

“@BehizyTweets Whoa”

“@thackerpd @SteveDeaceShow @BretWeinstein This is the most embarrassing thing to come out of The Twitter Files!”

“@WholeMarsBlog Me & this platform, for example”

“@cnunezimages @SpaceX @SpaceIntellige3 Can I retweet this in cropped form?”

“@HardcoreHistory There is appetite for an infinite number of interesting tweets”

“@alexeheath This is an external analysis, not from Twitter. It is lower than Twitter’s published mDAU.”

“@ThinkScrappy @RubinReport @SubstackInc @Twitter I’m open to the idea”

“@jack @karaswisher Thanks Jack, Twitter rocks! 🤡😎🌪💩🔥🥜💨🍃💫🚀🥰”

“@BnOrdhaug And starts tweeting”

“Wow [deleted tweet]”

“@KnightWorlds https://t.co/8PZWz0HygS https://grok.com/imagine/post/99445149-148c-43aa-a1bb-3d9ec85d787b?source=copy_link&platform=ios&t=e9428971cdba”

“@cb_doge Lil X is tough as nails!”

“@semaforben @semafor As I said, neither I nor Twitter have taken any investment from SBF/FTX. Your article is a lie. Now, I’m asking again, how much of you does SBF own?”

“@BehizyTweets Is there a link to their announcement? I’d like to understand more details.”

“@TexasLindsay_ We kicked them off this platform, so they went elsewhere”

“@thesheetztweetz Seems like too many cooks in the kitchen”

“@paulg What’s Twitter?”

“@Fwiz @SawyerMerritt Join Twitter!”

“@D_A_M_B Some people use their hair to express themselves, I use Twitter”

“@dogeofficialceo @torybruno @ChadBowman0 @thesheetztweetz Yeah, but dogz rūl”

“@krassenstein @WSJ @AlexanderSoros Maybe we should do a Spaces with you, me & Alex to air this out”

“@xdNiBoR Watership to transport spaceship from Starbase to Cape Canaveral”

“@spacesudoer RDJ sits in hair & makeup for an hour a day and play acts in a set made of plywood lmao”

“@spacesudoer 🤔”

“@spacesudoer Today was a minor setback. Progress is measured by time. The next ship will be ready in 4 to 6 weeks.”

“@SwipeWright Except, yours was correct, as a simple search of the Internet would prove. The Democratic Party core platform has moved far to the left. The Republican Party core platform has moved slightly to the left.”

“@TooWhiteToTweet The vast majority of Jewish people are White, if not peak White, so this really makes no sense 🤦‍♂️”

“@thesheetztweetz Cool”

“@BillyM2k @DavidSacks Turns out that hell is just twitter lol”

“@RichardGrenell @Twitter It will be made open source, but we’re finding so many bugs that those should be fixed first”

“@ianzelbo People send me LinkedIn links sometimes, but the cringe level is so high that I just can’t bring myself to use it, so I ask for the resume or bio to be emailed. We will make sure that the X competitor to LinkedIn is cool.”

“@David_Ingram @semaforben @semafor No. He may have owned shares in Twitter as a public company, but he certainly does not own shares in Twitter as a private company.”

“Space Laser https://t.co/8CQ6L9si3f https://www.instagram.com/p/Bknpu_6A4Ny/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=18tawccjvmms2”

“RT @thackerpd: 1) I exposed Center for Countering Digital Hate for trying to "Kill Musk's Twitter." We learn today that the British governm…”

“@theallinpod @Twitter Cool”

“@MaidQuitNoChef @JennaEllisEsq @atensnut @TwitterSupport Am hearing this from many people. Will investigate.”

“@jimcramer Plaid Model S & X are sublime”

“@TitterDaily Many Twitter features have existed in a broken form for years. They are being fixed.”

“@teslaownersSV @TwitterSupport ?”

“@chainsawdotcom @CL207 SpaceX Starlink bought a tiny – not large – ad package to test effectiveness of Twitter advertising in Australia & Spain. Did same for FB/Insta/Google.”