The tweet archive.

“Had a minor operation, so am in bed in meds. Probably shouldn't be tweeting :)”

“RT @Juliet_Hanlon1: @art_muse Glad to love you grok, subscriber as of today https://t.co/P5B0eVnGlv to make beauty of her forlorn dispositi… https://grok.com/imagine/post/0e7c11d7-9591-48cd-b526-e2fea8179e28?source=post-page&platform=web”

“Lil X leans into the mic to say “WOULD!” https://t.co/btpe8EvCdg”

“@TeslaGong @teslaownersSV @Teslatunity @Tesla Not sure we could go quite that tight, but we can for sure allow much narrower spaces at user’s discretion”

“Space Station tracking spaceship docking approach vector #Dragon http://t.co/CetZfiNg”

“@FifthRocket Did you read my tweets? I attacked it hard. Did not defend.”

“Not sure what subtle clues gave it way, but I like the letter X https://t.co/nwB2tEfLr8”

“Tokyo X https://t.co/9u84XxCWti”

“My son lil X loves clinging precariously to my back & yelling “monkey rides!” 😂 https://t.co/hzGXkBJk4X”

“@iamDeveloper Really? Ok, I will work harder on thinking first and tweeting second. Sorry for anything thoughtless.”

“X Corp will be donating all revenue from advertising & subscriptions associated with the war in Gaza to hospitals in Israel and the Red Cross/Crescent in Gaza”

“@MICHAELSD01 @TechGrlTweeter Won't happen. Reason initial cars are delivered close to factory is to have rapid turnaround on early issues.”

“Fight Recap: I joked on X about fighting Zuck Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION” Italy graciously offered a Colosseum Zuck declined I suggested his home as “safe space” Tragically, he was ahem “traveling” Is there anywhere he will fight? https://t.co/gpcRLW49fv https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12222925/Zuck-V-Musk-Meta-boss-tells-Tesla-CEO-send-location-CAGE-FIGHT-Vegas.html”

“@redletterdave The scene where Brian is saved from the Romans by falling off a tower into a spaceship is the best Deus Ex Machina moment of any movie ever”

“I don’t read the legacy media propaganda much anymore. It’s a waste of time and a sadness generator. Just get my news from X – much more immediate, has actual world-class subject matter experts and tons of humor. Sooo much better!”

“Newspapers basically just report on what they read yesterday on X lmao”

“@erik_smith1 @ihavetweets certainly moderate and maybe big advances w no incremental hardware”

“Single character Tweets are the ulitmate extension of the Twitmeme...”

“X in beautiful San Francisco https://t.co/yM3LiGEpNL”

“Last night, car carrying lil X in LA was followed by crazy stalker (thinking it was me), who later blocked car from moving & climbed onto hood. Legal action is being taken against Sweeney & organizations who supported harm to my family.”

“@ihavetweets effective stereo by comparing data at various points in time while moving”

“Um, while awesome in its own way, that was not actually the SpaceX theme song. It seems that irony is sometimes lost in a tweet.”

“@alansmurray No, you were misleading mostly on your own, but w many copycats. Jalopnik just lost it's sense of irony & didn't get my tweet.”

“Next month is also when our Dragon spaceship docks with the Space Station for the first time. Major pucker factor...”

“@_Only_Hawk @MICHAELSD01 @TechGrlTweeter definitely”

“@BrianDunning @SpaceX New spacesuit almost done. Hoping to unveil by end of year.”

“@Tweetermeyer things like this should be purged shortly”

“@LooperNor Yes, this will, if all goes well, be the first commercial spaceship to dock with the Space Station. T zero ~ end of April.”

“@2552nsf Yeah, that is super tricky. Will have to sacrifice a lot of payload to boost back or land on ocean platform.”

“@tonykatz Don't like having a zillion tweets in the log. Makes it tough to wade through if someone wants to read my tweet history.”

“If a good enough X logo is posted tonight, we’ll make go live worldwide tomorrow”

“System purge of bots & trolls underway. Please reply to me or @XEng if legitimate accounts are suspended. X Corp will be tracing the people responsible and bringing the full force of the law to bear upon them.”

“In a few months, I will discontinue my phone number and only use X for texts and audio/video calls”

“X”

“This is kinda true 😂 [@TheBabylonBee] Disaster After Kanye West's X Account Hacked By Kanye West https://buff.ly/4jPWXaD)”

“https://t.co/bOUOek5Cvy now points to https://t.co/AYBszklpkE. Interim X logo goes live later today. http://X.com”

“Such a great night! [@WhiteHouse] 🇺🇸 @ELONMUSK & THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION LITTLE X”

“Exactly. X will be filing legal action to stop this. Can’t wait for discovery to start!”

“The legacy media never mentions white genocide in South Africa, because it doesn’t fit their narrative that whites can be victims [@ada_lluch] If it wasn’t for @ElonMusk and X in general, I’d have no idea there is an entire political party in South Africa advocating for the deaths of their white population. How is this not one of the biggest stories out there right now among the mainstream media, too? In Spain, almost”

“Join the X bugs & features community if you want to help improve the product”

“🌍 🌎 🌏 [@beardwax2] X 번역기능 소름끼친다. 업데이트 한방에 전세계사람들의 소통의 벽을 없애버렸음. 이런사건이 인류역사에 있었나?”

“Lil X just asked if there are police cats, since there are police dogs 😂”

“X”

“Yes [@C_3C_3] The Left never got over Elon buying X. That wasn’t supposed to happen. The Left’s ideas are so bad and damaging they need total control of information. When Elon bought X they lost that control. People started seeing truth. This is catastrophic for the Left. Simple.”

“Custom orders of the Tesla Model S & X have come to an end. All that’s left are some in inventory. We will have an official ceremony to mark the ending of an era. I love those cars. This was me at production launch 14 years ago: https://t.co/6kvCf9HTHc”

“🤨 [@ThePosieParker] Hmmm, ban X but not pornhub.”

“So many [@JackPosobiec] Imagine how many lies they got away with before Elon gave us X”

“Long range Cybertruck now available [@Tesla] Cybertruck Long Range now available – $62,490 (incl. Federal Tax Credit) – 362 mi of range (est.) w/ Soft Tonneau – 6' x 4' bed – 7,500 lbs towing capacity”

“Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.”

“😂💯 [@FiredUpCoug] How the Japanese timeline cleanse on X has felt to us Americans”