The tweet archive.

“Twitter feels increasingly alive”

“Just a note to thank advertisers for returning to Twitter”

“Please note that Twitter will do lots of dumb things in coming months. We will keep what works & change what doesn’t.”

“Regarding Twitter’s reduction in force, unfortunately there is no choice when the company is losing over $4M/day. Everyone exited was offered 3 months of severance, which is 50% more than legally required.”

“Just received this email from Twitter. This is an actual, real email that was autogenerated 🤣🤣 https://t.co/7DQp4sNINX”

“@kanyewest Welcome back to Twitter, my friend!”

“So many interesting posts on Twitter these days!”

“Twitter servers are running at Warp 9!! https://t.co/vtZZeKupC7”

“You know Twitter is being fair when extremists on far right and far left are simultaneously upset! Twitter aims to serve center 80% of people, who wish to learn, laugh & engage in reasoned debate. ❤️”

“Significant backend server architecture changes rolled out. Twitter should feel faster.”

“Twitter has been informed by the Turkish government that access will be reenabled shortly”

“Off Twitter for a while”

“World Cup starts soon! Follow on Twitter for best coverage by far.”

“Off Twitter for a while”

“Just leaving Twitter HQ code review https://t.co/pYcXRTJm14”

“Meanwhile, Twitter usage (by real humans) once again reaches all-time highs”

“Fascinating to watch Twitter Trump poll!”

“Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app”

“Good conversation. Among other things, we resolved the misunderstanding about Twitter potentially being removed from the App Store. Tim was clear that Apple never considered doing so.”

“Usage of Twitter continues to rise. One thing is for sure: it isn’t boring!”

“Who funds these organizations that want to control your access to information? Let’s investigate … https://t.co/dBFsGjOMC8 https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/03/tech/twitter-letter-content-policies/index.html?utm_term=link&utm_source=twCNN&utm_content=2022-05-03T19%3A15%3A05&utm_medium=social”

“Twitter is the PvP of social media”

“As Twitter pursues the goal of elevating citizen journalism, media elite will try everything to stop that from happening”

“Twitter is All the News”

“@esaagar Suspending the Twitter account of a major news organization for publishing a truthful story was obviously incredibly inappropriate”

“A beautiful thing about Twitter is how it empowers citizen journalism – people are able to disseminate news without an establishment bias”

“Twitter is like open-sourcing the news”

“If Twitter acquisition completes, company will be super focused on hardcore software engineering, design, infosec & server hardware https://t.co/m2HseK0TXl https://fortune.com/2022/05/05/elon-musk-twitter-job-interest/”

“More and more over time, as we hew closer to the truth, Twitter will earn the trust of the people”

“My Twitter is pretty much complete nonsense at this point”

“Twitter added 1.6M daily active users this past week, another all-time high https://t.co/Si3cRYnvyD”

“@DrEliDavid If WFP can describe on this Twitter thread exactly how $6B will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock right now and do it.”

“The more Twitter improves its signal to noise ratio, the less relevant conventional news becomes”

“Just a note to encourage people of different political or other views to engage in civil debate on Twitter. Worst case, the other side has a slightly better understanding of your views.”

“Ya know, it’s pretty damn great to be able to talk to people from all walks of life and many countries on Twitter! So much to be learned, even from the harshest critics. Basically … I’m just saying I love all you crazy people ♥️♥️”

“@ClayTravis @Twitter @nytimes That is because The New York Times has become, for all intents and purposes, an unregistered lobbying firm for far left politicians”

“Wachtell & Twitter board deliberately hid this evidence from the court. Stay tuned, more to come … https://t.co/CifaNvtRtt”

“@paraga Looking forward to working with Parag & Twitter board to make significant improvements to Twitter in coming months!”

“Coverage of FTX meltdown is incomparably faster *and* better quality on Twitter than old-school media”

“Twitter core services latency reduced by ~400ms. Should feel noticeably faster.”

“Twitter is speeding up”

“Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!”

“Simpson’s predicts I buy Twitter S26E12 https://t.co/yVmWGwrYY6”

“What are your top requests for Twitter features & bug fixes?”

“Many have offered rich incentives for X (fka Twitter) to move its HQ out of San Francisco. Moreover, the city is in a doom spiral with one company after another left or leaving. Therefore, they expect X will move too. We will not. You only know who your real friends are when…”

“Banger [@noorrietje] Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff”

“And soon we shall bid adieu to the twitter brand and, gradually, all the birds”

“I said BBC could come Twitter, then, to my surprise, a reporter shows up”

“Much more to The Twitter Files: Covid Editon than this introductory thread. Follow-up piece to come next week, featuring leading doctors & researchers from Harvard, Stanford & other institutions.”

“New Twitter will strive to optimize unregretted user-minutes”