The tweet archive.

“Whatever sins this platform may have, being boring is not one of them”

“Twitter is working on a software update that will show your true account status, so you know clearly if you’ve been shadowbanned, the reason why and how to appeal”

“Awesome new Twitter merch! https://t.co/zqdL9xGRuR”

“Twitter feels increasingly alive”

“Spaces is back”

“Just a note to thank advertisers for returning to Twitter”

“All Presidential candidates are most welcome on this platform”

“Please note that Twitter will do lots of dumb things in coming months. We will keep what works & change what doesn’t.”

“Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests”

“So then why is Disney boycotting 𝕏, yet spending millions on other platforms? https://t.co/vIX5hhc8RS”

“Regarding Twitter’s reduction in force, unfortunately there is no choice when the company is losing over $4M/day. Everyone exited was offered 3 months of severance, which is 50% more than legally required.”

“Just received this email from Twitter. This is an actual, real email that was autogenerated 🤣🤣 https://t.co/7DQp4sNINX”

“@DrLoupis Not tolerated on this platform”

“@kanyewest Welcome back to Twitter, my friend!”

“So many interesting posts on Twitter these days!”

“Twitter servers are running at Warp 9!! https://t.co/vtZZeKupC7”

“As always, please try stay as close to the truth as possible, even for stuff you don’t like. This platform aspires to maximize signal/noise of the human collective.”

“The speed at which your message on this platform can reach a vast number of people is mind-blowing”

“He was murdered [deleted tweet]”

“You know Twitter is being fair when extremists on far right and far left are simultaneously upset! Twitter aims to serve center 80% of people, who wish to learn, laugh & engage in reasoned debate. ❤️”

“Significant backend server architecture changes rolled out. Twitter should feel faster.”

“Twitter has been informed by the Turkish government that access will be reenabled shortly”

“A social media platform’s policies are good if the most extreme 10% on left and right are equally unhappy”

“I get more laughs from this platform than everything else combined and I hope you do too. Thanks for posting such great content!”

“Shame on Sky News for this utterly misleading headline. Anyone pushing this false narrative deserves complete contempt. Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED, yet they name me even before Prince Andrew, who did visit. [deleted tweet]”

“Off Twitter for a while”

“World Cup starts soon! Follow on Twitter for best coverage by far.”

“Truth Social (terrible name) exists because Twitter censored free speech”

“Off Twitter for a while”

“Just leaving Twitter HQ code review https://t.co/pYcXRTJm14”

“This platform is the top source of news on Earth!”

“This platform is being asked to censor content in Brazil where the censorship demands require us to violate Brazilian law! That is not right.”

“Meanwhile, Twitter usage (by real humans) once again reaches all-time highs”

“Fascinating to watch Twitter Trump poll!”

“New Twitter policy is freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach. Negative/hate tweets will be max deboosted & demonetized, so no ads or other revenue to Twitter. You won’t find the tweet unless you specifically seek it out, which is no different from rest of Internet.”

“Lies are quickly corrected on this platform”

“In coming months, Twitter will translate & recommend amazing tweets from people in other countries & cultures”

“Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app”

“Good conversation. Among other things, we resolved the misunderstanding about Twitter potentially being removed from the App Store. Tim was clear that Apple never considered doing so.”

“@JoeBiden Please give him the password, so he can do his own tweets. Please, I’m begging you!”

“Usage of Twitter continues to rise. One thing is for sure: it isn’t boring!”

“Under pressure from hundreds of activist employees, Twitter deplatforms Trump, a sitting US President, even though they themselves acknowledge that he didn’t violate the rules:”

“Who funds these organizations that want to control your access to information? Let’s investigate … https://t.co/dBFsGjOMC8 https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/03/tech/twitter-letter-content-policies/index.html?utm_term=link&utm_source=twCNN&utm_content=2022-05-03T19%3A15%3A05&utm_medium=social”

“Twitter is the PvP of social media”

“As Twitter pursues the goal of elevating citizen journalism, media elite will try everything to stop that from happening”

“Newspapers basically just report on what they read yesterday on X lmao”

“Twitter is All the News”

“Now for the find out part of FAFO [@cb_doge] BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 News App on the AppStore in Venezuela 🇻🇪 The people of Venezuela are receiving all the unfiltered and truthful news right here on this platform in real-time. Maduro once banned the 𝕏 app in Venezuela. Fate loves Irony.”

“@esaagar Suspending the Twitter account of a major news organization for publishing a truthful story was obviously incredibly inappropriate”

“A beautiful thing about Twitter is how it empowers citizen journalism – people are able to disseminate news without an establishment bias”