The tweet archive.

“Twitter is All the News”

“Now for the find out part of FAFO [@cb_doge] BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 News App on the AppStore in Venezuela 🇻🇪 The people of Venezuela are receiving all the unfiltered and truthful news right here on this platform in real-time. Maduro once banned the 𝕏 app in Venezuela. Fate loves Irony.”

“@esaagar Suspending the Twitter account of a major news organization for publishing a truthful story was obviously incredibly inappropriate”

“A beautiful thing about Twitter is how it empowers citizen journalism – people are able to disseminate news without an establishment bias”

“Twitter will always be free for casual users, but maybe a slight cost for commercial/government users”

“Twitter is like open-sourcing the news”

“If Twitter acquisition completes, company will be super focused on hardcore software engineering, design, infosec & server hardware https://t.co/m2HseK0TXl https://fortune.com/2022/05/05/elon-musk-twitter-job-interest/”

“Twitter will soon start freeing the name space of 1.5 billion accounts”

“Yes [@DefiantLs] Elon Musk: “I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus” Buying X was saving free speech and soon, Grokipedia will be making sure people get factual unbiased information”

“More and more over time, as we hew closer to the truth, Twitter will earn the trust of the people”

“My Twitter is pretty much complete nonsense at this point”

“Twitter added 1.6M daily active users this past week, another all-time high https://t.co/Si3cRYnvyD”

“@DrEliDavid If WFP can describe on this Twitter thread exactly how $6B will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock right now and do it.”

“@RepAdamSchiff @RepMarkTakano False, hate speech impressions are actually down by 1/3 for Twitter now vs prior to acquisition @CommunityNotes”

“Hope all judgy hall monitors stay on other platforms – please, I’m begging u”

“Is a new platform needed?”

“World Cup traffic hit almost 20,000 tweets per second today! Great work by Twitter team managing record usage.”

“The more Twitter improves its signal to noise ratio, the less relevant conventional news becomes”

“Just a note to encourage people of different political or other views to engage in civil debate on Twitter. Worst case, the other side has a slightly better understanding of your views.”

“Ya know, it’s pretty damn great to be able to talk to people from all walks of life and many countries on Twitter! So much to be learned, even from the harshest critics. Basically … I’m just saying I love all you crazy people ♥️♥️”

“@ClayTravis @Twitter @nytimes That is because The New York Times has become, for all intents and purposes, an unregistered lobbying firm for far left politicians”

“Wachtell & Twitter board deliberately hid this evidence from the court. Stay tuned, more to come … https://t.co/CifaNvtRtt”

“@paraga Looking forward to working with Parag & Twitter board to make significant improvements to Twitter in coming months!”

“Coverage of FTX meltdown is incomparably faster *and* better quality on Twitter than old-school media”

“Twitter core services latency reduced by ~400ms. Should feel noticeably faster.”

“X in beautiful San Francisco https://t.co/yM3LiGEpNL”

“Again, to be crystal clear, Twitter’s strong commitment to content moderation remains absolutely unchanged. In fact, we have actually seen hateful speech at times this week decline *below* our prior norms, contrary to what you may read in the press.”

“Best political platform ever https://t.co/CRbNFdQj4B”

“Last night, car carrying lil X in LA was followed by crazy stalker (thinking it was me), who later blocked car from moving & climbed onto hood. Legal action is being taken against Sweeney & organizations who supported harm to my family.”

“Twitter is speeding up”

“Pretty wild that you can engage in back-and-forth dialogue with over 100k people live on Twitter Spaces!”

“Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!”

“Simpson’s predicts I buy Twitter S26E12 https://t.co/yVmWGwrYY6”

“What are your top requests for Twitter features & bug fixes?”

“I am excited to welcome Linda Yaccarino as the new CEO of Twitter! @LindaYacc will focus primarily on business operations, while I focus on product design & new technology. Looking forward to working with Linda to transform this platform into X, the everything app.”

“Please note that any attempts to manipulate the creator compensation program on this platform will result in account suspension”

“If a good enough X logo is posted tonight, we’ll make go live worldwide tomorrow”

“Tweet impression count should”

“Many have offered rich incentives for X (fka Twitter) to move its HQ out of San Francisco. Moreover, the city is in a doom spiral with one company after another left or leaving. Therefore, they expect X will move too. We will not. You only know who your real friends are when…”

“😎 [deleted tweet]”

“Banger [@noorrietje] Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff”

“This platform is the top source of news on Earth!”

“Once again, I’d like to offer this platform to anyone on the left. You will get equal treatment.”

“System purge of bots & trolls underway. Please reply to me or @XEng if legitimate accounts are suspended. X Corp will be tracing the people responsible and bringing the full force of the law to bear upon them.”

“In a few months, I will discontinue my phone number and only use X for texts and audio/video calls”

“How ironic that the legacy media & “experts” were predicting that this platform would be the one to go offline”

“And soon we shall bid adieu to the twitter brand and, gradually, all the birds”

“For those considering putting their work on the X platform, consider that Tucker Carlson’s show when he was on TV, had single digit million viewers. Strong by legacy news standards. Views for his episodes on X now exceed the population of the United States. Talk to Earth via…”

“Despite a massive bot purge, the 𝕏 platform reached another all-time high in usage this month!”

“People can pretend or dress up all they want and that’s fine, but they can’t force their mental illness to be my new reality! [@salltweets] When you think about it for more than half a second, it is absolutely insane that pretending to be the opposite sex is considered to be a human rights movement.”