The tweet archive.

“This is kinda true 😂 [@TheBabylonBee] Disaster After Kanye West's X Account Hacked By Kanye West https://buff.ly/4jPWXaD)”

“Reinstate Alex Jones on this platform? Vox Populi, Vox Dei.”

“Such a great night! [@WhiteHouse] 🇺🇸 @ELONMUSK & THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION LITTLE X”

“Never a dull moment on this platform”

“Much more to The Twitter Files: Covid Editon than this introductory thread. Follow-up piece to come next week, featuring leading doctors & researchers from Harvard, Stanford & other institutions.”

“Sorry for showing you so many irrelevant & annoying ads on Twitter! We’re taking the (obvious) corrective action of tying ads to keywords & topics in tweets, like Google does with search. This will improve contextual relevance dramatically.”

“Exactly. X will be filing legal action to stop this. Can’t wait for discovery to start!”

“DOGE is working 120 hour a week. Our bureaucratic opponents optimistically work 40 hours a week. That is why they are losing so fast. [deleted tweet]”

“It’d be great to have @maddow, @donlemon & others on the left put their shows on this platform. No exclusivity or legal docs required! You will receive our full support. The digital town square is for all.”

“@JamesEsses Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions. The words “cis” or “cisgender” are considered slurs on this platform.”

“Watch the entire first episode on this platform. Great move by Apple! Note, you can Airplay from your iPhone to TV to watch on a big screen.”

“Just a reminder that you can always access this platform via https://t.co/bOUOek5Cvy, even on your phone. No app is needed. Now would also be a good time to download a VPN in case you get blocked. http://X.com”

“This platform will provide email addresses of subscribers (who opt in) to content creators, so that creators are able to leave this platform easily & take their subscribers with them if they want”

“The legacy media never mentions white genocide in South Africa, because it doesn’t fit their narrative that whites can be victims [@ada_lluch] If it wasn’t for @ElonMusk and X in general, I’d have no idea there is an entire political party in South Africa advocating for the deaths of their white population. How is this not one of the biggest stories out there right now among the mainstream media, too? In Spain, almost”

“Today, we launch the daily data dump on the crimes – under *Brazilian* law – that fake “judge” @alexandre has committed! He can block this platform in Brazil, but he can’t stop the whole world from knowing his illegal, shameful & hypocritical deeds. Karma’s a b*tch bro. 🍿🍿🍿”

“Those who can’t handle reality will leave this platform due to @CommunityNotes. But the public will increasingly come to realize that 𝕏 is the best source of truth, causing our user numbers to rise as they abandon the less accurate sources of information.”

“Looks like this platform may see all time high device user seconds usage this week”

“This happened last month, but you probably never saw any press about it [@TooWhiteToTweet] Another day, another spectacularly horrific Black-on-White murder that no one hears about, that would be the number one story in the world if it were White-on-anyone-else. On February 13, Black 21-year-old Alexander Lamar Banks was driving around, admittedly looking for people”

“This platform is growing fast! Just exceeded 8 billion user-minutes per day … of the most influential, smartest people on Earth 😉”

“Such great content from Japan! 🇯🇵 [@dogeofficialceo] Japanese tweets restored my faith in humanity”

“Much appreciated [@JDVance] Rumors swirling that the EU commission will fine X hundreds of millions of dollars for not engaging in censorship. The EU should be supporting free speech not attacking American companies over garbage.”

“Ads are too frequent on Twitter and too big. Taking steps to address both in coming weeks.”

“💯 [@teslaownersSV] Stop using hash tags on this platform. It’s not needed.)”

“I hope this platform increasingly brings you joy & elucidation”

“Yes [@C_3C_3] The Left never got over Elon buying X. That wasn’t supposed to happen. The Left’s ideas are so bad and damaging they need total control of information. When Elon bought X they lost that control. People started seeing truth. This is catastrophic for the Left. Simple.”

“Jonathan at ADL kicked off a massive Twitter boycott campaign less than a week after the acquisition closed. Literally nothing had changed about the site. Our US revenue is still 60% down from that campaign, but slowly improving. https://t.co/7vh5dtdDqi”

“Several major media sources incorrectly reported that my Tweets were boosted above normal levels earlier this week. A review of my Tweet likes & views over the past 6 months, especially as a ratio of followers, shows this to be false. We did have a bug that briefly caused…”

“🤔 [@KamalaHarris] Look let's be honest, @realDonaldTrump's Twitter account should be suspended.”

“In a few weeks, X/Twitter will start paying creators for ads served in their replies. First block payment totals $5M. Note, the creator must be verified and only ads served to verified users count.”

“Just want to say that we super appreciate major brands resuming advertising on our platform! Thanks @lindayaX and the whole 𝕏 team for your hard work in restoring confidence in our platform and ensuring that advertising content only appears where advertisers want it shown.”

“Long day at Twitter HQ with eng team Two significant problems mostly addressed: 1. Fanout service for Following feed was getting overloaded when I tweeted, resulting in up to 95% of my tweets not getting delivered at all. Following is now pulling from search (aka Earlybird).…”

“Congratulations to the @FLOTUS! [@THR] Box Office: ‘Melania’ Heading for Surprise $8 Million Opening in North America https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/box-office-melania-opening-weekend-1236490092/?taid=697dd2a594daca000114a77c&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter”

“They have broken the law. [@reddit_lies] r/WhitePeopleTwitter is now calling for the public execution of the DOGE software developers. )”

“Twitter has a bookmark function accessible through share button on tweet. To read bookmarks, tap profile icon. This obscure UI will be fixed in Jan.”

“While many already do, I think all political & company leaders should post on this platform themselves directly, as it bypasses the legacy media negativity filter. Your actual message will reach people, instead of some reporter’s often unfair hit piece. Sure, you might say…”

“This platform is the biggest source of news on Earth by far”

“All this time, they kept the water from the people of California … [@BehizyTweets] BREAKING: The LA Times, the largest news site in California, just released an article confirming that President Trump's orders are entirely responsible for the massive new water flow into Californian cities. - The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers abruptly increased the amount of… )”

“Note: if many people who you follow or like also follow me, it is highly probable that the algorithm will recommend my tweets. It’s not super sophisticated. In coming months, we will offer the ability to adjust the algorithm to closer match what is most compelling to you.”

“Custom orders of the Tesla Model S & X have come to an end. All that’s left are some in inventory. We will have an official ceremony to mark the ending of an era. I love those cars. This was me at production launch 14 years ago: https://t.co/6kvCf9HTHc”

“This platform is the #1 source of news on Earth!”

“@micsolana They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service”

“Anyone making materially false statements on this platform will get Community Noted, including you, me, Tucker, advertisers, head of state, etc. No exceptions. Convince the people and let the chips fall where they may. @CommunityNotes”

“Negative feedback received on this platform is great for reducing ego-based errors”

“@boo My apologies, you must be a genius, which is why Twitter has the worst ad relevance on Earth. Almost nobody buys anything on Twitter, but almost everyone on Instagram does. That is being fixed.”

“In the months ahead, we will use AI to detect & highlight manipulation of public opinion on this platform. Let’s see what the psy ops cat drags in …”

“@WholeMarsBlog The question is not finding a CEO, the question is finding a CEO who can keep Twitter alive”

“Seriously 🤣🤣 And for damn sure, I’m 1000% more trustworthy than untold numbers of deep state bureaucrats and fraudsters who may be misusing your SSN right now. [@stclairashley] What the fuck do you think Elon Musk is going to do with your social security number??? Tweet it???? Open a line of credit you don’t have??????)”

“Tested the 𝕏 video game streamer system last night. It works! Will try to complete a Tier 100 Nightmare dungeon tonight live on this platform. https://t.co/QxF0OtVqXu”

“So many [@JackPosobiec] Imagine how many lies they got away with before Elon gave us X”

“Post your movies, TV series or podcast on this platform and monetize by turning on subscriptions!”