The tweet archive.

“Not easy to convey irony in a tweet”

“@FaustoChou @Twitter @MattNavarra @TitterDaily @TitterTakeover @jonah_manzano @512x512 @alex193a @sarahintampa @jaypeters @TwitterWrite This will allow users to post very long, complex articles with mixed media. You could publish a book if you want.”

“Maybe Ultimate Spaceship, Version 2? Mostly because it is not the ultimate and there isn't a version 1.”

“@cb_doge I will do another Spaces with @GadSaad hopefully next week when improved video spaces is released”

“RT @SamanthaTaghoy: Perverts using Grok to undress women and kids is wrong. But Grok isn’t the only culprit. And yet, X is the only platfo…”

“RT @spacesudoer: RIP Ship 36 🫡🫡 https://t.co/xNiWRR5KJq”

“Sounds like this might be a good time to unveil the new Dragon Mk 2 spaceship that @SpaceX has been working on w @NASA. No trampoline needed”

“@BillyM2k Sorry, this should be more stable over time. Revenue share is still very much beta code. Worth noting that only verified users (aka X Premium subscribers) count for ad revenue, otherwise it’s trivial to game.”

“@RationalEtienne @BernieSanders I wonder if he reads his Twitter feed”

“RT @spacesudoer: Per Aspera Ad Astra. https://t.co/fBiNen3C0E”

“@NoemiKhachian @TwitterSpaces 🔥”

“@Techmeme @CatherineShu Great actions by Twitter to delete bogus accounts. Will increase usage by real users.”

“@thesheetztweetz @BryceSpaceTech Any given satellite communications system can be assessed in terms of useful data transmitted per ton times total tonnage in orbit”

“@Zattestore Twitter just served me a bra ad (heavy sigh)”

“RT @PeterSweden7: The EU has just decided to give X a €120 MILLION fine under the Digital Services Act. The EU has also given Hungary a €2…”

“RT @cb_doge: You can upload 4-hour videos on this platform! Perfect for long podcasts, movies, documentaries, short films一 everything. h…”

“RT @prestonjbyrne: The GRANITE Act would allow X to sue the European Commission in U.S. federal court for three times this amount, and get…”

“@tim_armstrong @Twitter @VivaTech @PublicisGroupe @NancyAArmstrong Bibliothèque de Richelieu avec coeur de Voltaire”

“@EvaLovesDesign I suspect that not many Amish are on this platform, but maybe someone can convey our appreciation of their support 🙏”

“RT @spacesudoer: Starship Flight 9 Infographic. https://t.co/sUYGwdSUkt”

“@Jason @X The fake judge is forcing Apple and Google to remove X from their app stores. Jason, this will happen here if Kamala is elected.”

“RT @KanekoaTheGreat: Joe Rogan and Lex Fridman watch SpaceX successfully catch Spaceship's booster rocket. "Fuck yeah. That is so fuckin b…”

“@alx She called us X 🤩”

“@farzyness @Twitter Indeed”

“@cb_doge Yes. Advertising also needs to be semantic keyword-based, so it’s contextually relevant. Amazingly, ads shown when doing twitter searches don’t consider the search words! We’re changing that as fast as possible.”

“@joshuatopolsky @oneunderscore__ @ParkerMolloy @2sunsky @ashleyfeinberg Seems to be glitch where tweet to which I replied isn’t showing up, removing context. A journo said polls are meaningless because controlled by “powerful people” & my response was that powerful people also own media. Thus, if you discount polls, you should also discount media. https://t.co/c01JolZENY”

“@nichegamer @Twitter Software engineering, server operations & design will rule the roost”

“@nichegamer @Twitter There will be very rapid product evolution”

“@xDaily People should hold the major brands accountable. Why X and not Meta? Maybe they could employ some former university presidents as brand consultants.”

“@cb_doge But what is this “Twitter” it talks about?”

“@dogeofficialceo Is Klaus on X himself? We should DM lol.”

“@nichegamer The crypto scam level on Twitter is reaching new levels. This is not cool.”

“Signing off from impromptu Twitter AMA. Thanks for the suggestions. Btw, we really will have more cow bells.”

“@cb_doge @X That’s coming. The only numbers that will matter in the long term are verified followers & likes. This applies to all platforms. Either verify identity through a few dollars of payment per month or be overrun by millions of bots that cost less than 1/10th of a penny each.…”

“@tim_zaman @O42nl This platform is a great place to recruit!”

“@TwitterSafety Given that there are ~500 million tweets per day, making individual human review impossible, this is the most salient point. One possible mitigation is a shorter suspension of 6 hours instead of 12.”

“@johnkrausphotos @TwitterBlue No”

“@BehizyTweets Weird”

“RT @Bad_Tweet_Man: Everything is fascist if you're retarded enough”

“@flcnhvy @thesheetztweetz Major upgrades are slated for SN15”

“@slashdot @lexfridman @Twitter @verified Verified should be far more widespread, simply that someone is who they claim to be”

“@heron_ziegel @jasminrohman Twitter is so dark …”

“@RationalEtienne @thesheetztweetz @BryceSpaceTech @SpaceX @roscosmos @Arianespace @ArianeGroup @northropgrumman @RocketLab @ulalaunch @VirginOrbit @torybruno Mass to orbit is the fundamental metric for making life multiplanetary”

“@CodyBrown Uh, this is Twitter. How many characters do you want?”

“@cb_doge I suspect their issues go beyond logo design. They hate that there is even one free speech platform.”

“@BehizyTweets Yes”

“@GalaxyHeroesGHC X”

“RT @spacesudoer: X now finally supports 4K video! Starship Flight 9 will be streamed in 4K. Thank you so much, @elonmusk and the @X team 🫡…”

“Wow, this tweet is like a Rorschach test”

“@PPathole @thesheetztweetz Well-optimized Starship would do ~250 tons to orbit as expendable & ~150 tons fully reusable”