The tweet archive.

“RT @BehizyTweets: BOOM!! Elon just stole the show in the Oval Office with this point. "I think the fundamental moral flaw of the left is e…”

“@TheWarMonitor The platform is neutral, but I will voice whatever opinions I have. That’s the whole point of free speech!”

“@cb_doge This platform honestly gives me more laughs per day than everything else combined!”

“@LarckeningXuruo Twitter probably accelerates X by 3 to 5 years, but I could be wrong”

“@teslaownersSV 🤣🤣 That was me tweeting from @SpaceX when someone else had snatched my name. I was actually one of the earliest Twitter users, but dropped my account because people were tweeting such trivialities at first. @westcoastbill convinced me to get back in.”

“@iamharaldur Twitter”

“@AlboMP Just want to understand clearly: Are you requiring this platform to censor content globally, even when that content is made inaccessible to Australian IP addresses and the content is stored only on servers in the United States?”

“It really makes sense for heavy users of 𝕏 to subscribe and minimize or eliminate ads [@cb_doge] BREAKING: X now shows how many ads you avoided and how much time you saved with your Premium subscription. Go to Premium > Ads Avoided”

“@0xgaut Twitter screen time is usually more than people think”

“@RichardGrenell @Twitter Go to your Followers tab if you only want to see their posts or make a List for specific accounts. The recommendation code is being cleaned up, so expect some oddness during this process. Debugging how ~200M posts are distilled down to ~200 is tricky.”

“RT @KanekoaTheGreat: 🚨BREAKING: I found Cole Allen's archived tweets. He predicted "Kamala wins all swing states," compared Trump's win to…”

“@wongmjane 1. The message is actually still up. This is fake news. 2. Twitter doesn’t prevent suicide.”

“@eyeslasho As this insufferable douchebag illustrates, old Twitter was a far left propaganda machine. Now we actually have free speech.”

“True 😀 https://t.co/CS6semhKm6 https://www.space.com/41871-elon-musk-spacex-bfr-spaceship-science-fiction-legacy.html”

“@thesheetztweetz Ahem …”

“@hankgreen And therefore Twitter should die?”

“Posting Tesla Impact Report, this time with summary points & charts in my reply tweets https://t.co/4lyaV7kIS4 https://www.tesla.com/ns_videos/2019-tesla-impact-report.pdf”

“You can do audio/video calls without a phone number across all platforms”

“@emollick Good use of long tweet! Next update will allow much longer tweets with basic formatting, so you can post any content on Twitter. We’re also spinning up subscriptions, so you can charge people for some content and they can easily pay with one click.”

“@jack DMTwitter”

“@Rubiu5 If verified accounts violate terms of service, eg spam/scam/impersonation, they’ll be suspended, but Twitter will keep their money! We will definitely add cool stuff like what you’re suggesting to Twitter Blue.”

“@Jason Quite frankly, a few days away from Twitter is good for their mental health”

“@PPathole @Erdayastronaut Yeah, single most annoying problem on twitter imo”

“Heading back into the factory, so that’s enough for now. Don’t take my Tweet too seriously. For one thing, it’s called a “Tweet”.”

“@ahmedsalims Fun level on Twitter has definitely increased! I’m having a great time tbh.”

“@TweetsOfJee @RationalBlonde 🤣”

“@thesheetztweetz Starlink does work on vehicles in motion, including planes, but not yet reliably”

“@MarinaMedvin DMs should be encrypted, so that it is impossible for anyone at Twitter to see the public’s DMs, just as is the case with Signal or iMessage”

“@yoyoel Talked to civil society leaders @JGreenblattADL, @YaelEisenstat, @rashadrobinson, @JGo4Justice, @normanlschen, @DerrickNAACP, @TheBushCenter Ken Hersch & @SindyBenavides about how Twitter will continue to combat hate & harassment & enforce its election integrity policies”

“@fintwit_news @Twitter I relied upon the accuracy of Twitter’s public filings”

“Would like to express our appreciation to Microsoft for use of their Azure cloud computing platform. This required massive processing power.”

“@pmarca That you follow so many people, but like so few tweets, confuses that heck out of our algorithm btw 🤣”

“Astronaut spacesuit next to Crew Dragon https://t.co/Csmgx8Nn0t https://www.instagram.com/p/BYyvO2WA3Ra/”

“Anyone know who the secret clients are? Let’s out them on Twitter rn haha.”

“@PepitoTheCat @BillyM2k @ericnakagawa Responding to feedback, Twitter will enable a light, write-only API for bots providing good content that is free”

“@catturd2 @amuse @Twitter This is bizarre. Looking into it.”

“@RenataKonkoly @thesheetztweetz @rookisaacman @johnkrausphotos @wapodavenport @blueorigin But can I pay in Doge?”

“@cb_doge @Twitter @mayemusk @Tesla @SpaceX 🔥🔥”

“@DonaldJTrumpJr This platform will fight for free speech. It is the bedrock of democracy.”

“@SethDillon I only have lil X every other week, so I try to spend as much time as possible with him”

“@PPathole The goal of Twitter DMs is to superset Signal”

“RT @liz_churchill10: Iranians are using the X Platform to get their freedom..so the U.K., Canada and Australia plan to ban it. https://t.co…”

“@BillyM2k @__SeriousGemini Tweets will show view count in a few weeks, just like videos do. Twitter is much more alive than people think.”

“@EvaFoxU Like an account on this platform”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [deleted tweet]”

“@jordanbpeterson @Mike_Pence @YouTube @helenjoyce Upload the video here on your X/Twitter account!”

“@damonimani Not me or X/Twitter. Others are paying to promote it.”

“@hugowiz Some of Twitter’s prior board members had never written a single Tweet!”

“@realMeetKevin @Twitter It’s next-level. People have no idea.”

“@doc_gero Twitter can unfortunately send one down a negativity rathole at times. Good to take breaks.”