The tweet archive.

“@way2_savage @Vtechp @Feng_Tweet @BradEggerton @enn_nafnlaus @speculawyer You don’t say …”

“Twitter Blue Verified subscribers can now upload 2 hour videos (8GB)!”

“Instagram makes people depressed & Twitter makes people angry. Which is better?”

“@martinengwicht @realkrauswife Probably only need three types: straight ramp, spiral ramp & elevator. Latter only for tight spaces.”

“RT @XFreeze: Grok ranks #1 across many major AI coding platforms, with multi‑trillion token usage and the biggest lead over rival models in…”

“Like this but X https://t.co/PRLMMA2lYl”

“Dragon spaceship and Falcon 9 rocket just completed final assembly at Cape Canaveral http://t.co/4GrSr3VU”

“@TerribleJyon @esrtweet Exactly”

“@Ataraxia_Invest @MKBHD @HyperChangeTV They were neither valid nor pertinent. I will explain why on a primary Twitter thread.”

“@PPathole @RehearsalLot @guiscaesar @surfersnout @aedmondsauthor @barbiesway @TwitterMoments @RepMaxineWaters @PolitiFact Important to read the Wash Post article. The “unable to account for” number does not refer to actual lost children. It refers to calls not answered or returned in a 30 day period.”

“@FutureCars360 @Tesla Will have Model X do a cover of Happy Birthday by Marilyn Monroe https://t.co/8TaiBF6HLs https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iH3oOVKt0WI”

“RT @karatademada: Exciting news for creators! 🚀 Now, 𝕏 Premium subscribers can publish full-length articles right on the platform, perfec…”

“Twitter right now is 🔥🔥🔥🔥”

“@iainmckenzie101 @AutonomousHoag @AutonobahnAI @AlexRoy144 @Tweetermeyer @valleyhack Sigh”

“@chriscardinal Games & other refinements will go to all Tesla S, X & 3 from start of production. Autopilot enhancements apply to all Model 3’s plus S & X made in last few years (needs Autopilot Hardware V2.0 or higher).”

“@LarryMasters778 That is my favorite fictional spaceship. Powered by improbability!”

“Wasn’t Twitter supposed to die by now or something … ?”

“Record usage of this platform!! https://t.co/SfWyi9kBWd”

“@morgan_murphy @thirdrowtesla Twitter causes id sinuation”

“Had a minor operation, so am in bed in meds. Probably shouldn't be tweeting :)”

“If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!”

“RT @Juliet_Hanlon1: @art_muse Glad to love you grok, subscriber as of today https://t.co/P5B0eVnGlv to make beauty of her forlorn dispositi… https://grok.com/imagine/post/0e7c11d7-9591-48cd-b526-e2fea8179e28?source=post-page&platform=web”

“Lil X leans into the mic to say “WOULD!” https://t.co/btpe8EvCdg”

“Tweets are read ~100 times more than they are liked”

“@RehearsalLot @guiscaesar @surfersnout @aedmondsauthor @barbiesway @TwitterMoments @RepMaxineWaters @PolitiFact This Washington Post article seems good https://t.co/R1d9ixg179 https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2018/05/30/fact-checking-immigration-spin-on-separating-families-and-1500-lost-children/?utm_term=.bc3af9bc9211”

“@RehearsalLot @guiscaesar @surfersnout @aedmondsauthor @barbiesway @TwitterMoments @RepMaxineWaters @PolitiFact “… of the 7,635 children, 6,075 remained where they were placed, 52 had moved, 28 had run away and five were deported. That left 1,475 migrant children. Just because their parents or guardians did not return HHS’s phone calls after 30 days does not mean the children are missing””

“Dear Twitter Advertisers https://t.co/GMwHmInPAS”

“@TeslaGong @teslaownersSV @Teslatunity @Tesla Not sure we could go quite that tight, but we can for sure allow much narrower spaces at user’s discretion”

“Space Station tracking spaceship docking approach vector #Dragon http://t.co/CetZfiNg”

“Our greatest dream is to send a spaceship to Uranus”

“All-time high usage of this platform! https://t.co/QjI2RgOud1”

“Model X sketch showing just a bit more leg. Unveiling tonight... http://t.co/KASHBP5p”

“@RehearsalLot @guiscaesar @surfersnout @aedmondsauthor @barbiesway @TwitterMoments @RepMaxineWaters @PolitiFact “All 7,635 children were resettled by HHS. After 30 days, the department called the parents or guardians to check up on things. But these calls were not required by law, and in 1,475 cases, the parents or guardians did not respond””

“Twitter is both a social media company and a crime scene”

“They are celebrating cold-blooded murder [deleted tweet]”

“Found in closet at Twitter HQ fr 🤣🤣 https://t.co/3xSI3KvvHk”

“Twitter is purging a lot of spam/scam accounts right now, so you may see your follower count drop”

“What should Twitter do next?”

“Not sure what subtle clues gave it way, but I like the letter X https://t.co/nwB2tEfLr8”

“This is fake – I did *not* tweet out a link to The New York Times! https://t.co/d6V6m5ATW2”

“And … we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol”

“Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol”

“I meet so many people who read twitter every day, but almost never tweet. If I may beg your indulgence, please add your voice to the public dialogue!”

“Tokyo X https://t.co/9u84XxCWti”

“@iamDeveloper Really? Ok, I will work harder on thinking first and tweeting second. Sorry for anything thoughtless.”

“Tune in for Episode 2 of The Twitter Files tomorrow!”

“Wait, if I Tweet does that count as work?”

“I have spaceships”

“Our landlord at SF HQ says we’re legally required to keep sign as Twitter & cannot remove “w”, so we painted it background color. Problem solved! https://t.co/1iFjccTbUq”

“Either we fight back or they will kill us [deleted tweet]”