The tweet archive.

“@PPathole @Erdayastronaut Yeah, single most annoying problem on twitter imo”

“Heading back into the factory, so that’s enough for now. Don’t take my Tweet too seriously. For one thing, it’s called a “Tweet”.”

“@ahmedsalims Fun level on Twitter has definitely increased! I’m having a great time tbh.”

“@TweetsOfJee @RationalBlonde 🤣”

“@thesheetztweetz Starlink does work on vehicles in motion, including planes, but not yet reliably”

“@MarinaMedvin DMs should be encrypted, so that it is impossible for anyone at Twitter to see the public’s DMs, just as is the case with Signal or iMessage”

“@yoyoel Talked to civil society leaders @JGreenblattADL, @YaelEisenstat, @rashadrobinson, @JGo4Justice, @normanlschen, @DerrickNAACP, @TheBushCenter Ken Hersch & @SindyBenavides about how Twitter will continue to combat hate & harassment & enforce its election integrity policies”

“@fintwit_news @Twitter I relied upon the accuracy of Twitter’s public filings”

“Would like to express our appreciation to Microsoft for use of their Azure cloud computing platform. This required massive processing power.”

“@pmarca That you follow so many people, but like so few tweets, confuses that heck out of our algorithm btw 🤣”

“Astronaut spacesuit next to Crew Dragon https://t.co/Csmgx8Nn0t https://www.instagram.com/p/BYyvO2WA3Ra/”

“Anyone know who the secret clients are? Let’s out them on Twitter rn haha.”

“@PepitoTheCat @BillyM2k @ericnakagawa Responding to feedback, Twitter will enable a light, write-only API for bots providing good content that is free”

“@catturd2 @amuse @Twitter This is bizarre. Looking into it.”

“@RenataKonkoly @thesheetztweetz @rookisaacman @johnkrausphotos @wapodavenport @blueorigin But can I pay in Doge?”

“@cb_doge @Twitter @mayemusk @Tesla @SpaceX 🔥🔥”

“@DonaldJTrumpJr This platform will fight for free speech. It is the bedrock of democracy.”

“@SethDillon I only have lil X every other week, so I try to spend as much time as possible with him”

“@PPathole The goal of Twitter DMs is to superset Signal”

“RT @liz_churchill10: Iranians are using the X Platform to get their freedom..so the U.K., Canada and Australia plan to ban it. https://t.co…”

“@BillyM2k @__SeriousGemini Tweets will show view count in a few weeks, just like videos do. Twitter is much more alive than people think.”

“@EvaFoxU Like an account on this platform”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [deleted tweet]”

“@jordanbpeterson @Mike_Pence @YouTube @helenjoyce Upload the video here on your X/Twitter account!”

“@damonimani Not me or X/Twitter. Others are paying to promote it.”

“@hugowiz Some of Twitter’s prior board members had never written a single Tweet!”

“@realMeetKevin @Twitter It’s next-level. People have no idea.”

“@doc_gero Twitter can unfortunately send one down a negativity rathole at times. Good to take breaks.”

“@georgegalloway @Twitter I think it’s kinda funny 🤣”

“RT @WhiteHouse: President Trump & Lil X 🇺🇸 @elonmusk https://t.co/ajhB66FpDP”

“@conexaopolitica @VitalikButerin Twitter may have people on the Brazil team that are strongly politically biased”

“@KimDotcom @Twitter Damned if you do, damned if you don’t, so … guess I’m just damned”

“@wholemars S and X will always continue to exist in the fleet, just not in production, but it is still a little sad”

“@Spooks Twitter will start showing view count for all tweets, just as view count is shown for all videos. The system is far more alive than it would seem.”

“@MatthewDR @Twitter 🔥🤣 😢”

“@PrinceVogel One of the things that surprised me most was how many people simply read this platform and never post or like. They may DM, bookmark or forward a post, but are reticent to do anything public. The ratio is shockingly high, as you point out. I hope more people participate.”

“@TrungTPhan The Macaulay Culkin tweet was 🔥🔥”

“@thesheetztweetz Right now, it takes about 5 mins to set up, but, with future improvements, probably less than 3 mins. No technical knowledge needed. Just point at open sky & plug in!”

“@veespike @HillaryClinton @Twitter .@paraga and @vijaya, what say you?”

“@BillyM2k @TwitterSupport Agreed. This has been broken for a long time.”

“RT @TooWhiteToTweet: A White high school student in Atlanta was stabbed in the face/head by a Black student today. According to classmates,…”

“@skscartoon I just saw on the platform and assumed it was correctly credited”

“@mayemusk X is a dog & Doge friendly place!”

“@GuntherEagleman @DWStweets Debbie is one of the dumbest people in Congress and constantly tries to hide her idiocy by talking fast”

“@BillyM2k @adamscochran @accretionist Ability to do long tweets coming soon”

“@cb_doge This platform will soon only have “dark mode”. It is better in every way.”

“@Fall_of_Civ_Pod Please upload your podcasts to this platform too”

“@jack Great point. Many articles are retweeted based on headlines that don’t match the content.”

“@MkayUokay @DavidSacks @karol True, some accounts on the right were suspended even when Twitter internally acknowledged that no rules were broken”

“RT @Not_the_Bee: If Elon Musk hadn’t bought twitter, none of us would know what was going on in LA right now”