The tweet archive.

“press@twitter.com now auto responds with 💩”

“This platform is growing fast! Just exceeded 8 billion user-minutes per day … of the most influential, smartest people on Earth 😉”

“@BillAckman @Twitter Good idea”

“@itsjustcornbro Any true human can get verified. It’s only $7/month if bought annually via web (without App Store 30% premium). Yes, non-advertising revenue sources are important, so that this platform is not overly reliant on the whims of corporate America, but having a large number of…”

“In the coming weeks, Twitter will prioritize replies by: 1. People you follow 2. Verified accounts 3. Unverified accounts Verified accounts are 1000X harder to game by bot & troll armies. There is great wisdom to the old saying: “You get what you pay for.””

“In the months ahead, we will use AI to detect & highlight manipulation of public opinion on this platform. Let’s see what the psy ops cat drags in …”

“Our “algorithm” is overly complex & not fully understood internally. People will discover many silly things , but we’ll patch issues as soon as they’re found! We’re developing a simplified approach to serve more compelling tweets, but it’s still a work in progress. That’ll also…”

“Twitter will open source all code used to recommend tweets on March 31st”

“@RichardGrenell @Twitter It will be made open source, but we’re finding so many bugs that those should be fixed first”

“@RichardGrenell @Twitter Go to your Followers tab if you only want to see their posts or make a List for specific accounts. The recommendation code is being cleaned up, so expect some oddness during this process. Debugging how ~200M posts are distilled down to ~200 is tricky.”

“@doc_gero Twitter can unfortunately send one down a negativity rathole at times. Good to take breaks.”

“Describes a significant portion of this platform https://t.co/IPUfU5O6gw”

“It’s exciting to see more & more public figures engaging in active dialogue on this platform! Sure, people will say foolish things from time to time (myself especially), but that’s way better than silence or sanitized “press releases” that’re basically just boring propaganda.”

“@MatthewDR @Twitter 🔥🤣 😢”

“@Zattestore Twitter just served me a bra ad (heavy sigh)”

“To be alerted about new tweets from any account, tap the bell symbol on the profile page https://t.co/GxfsWpduwV”

“@ggreenwald I think we should listen carefully to DWS, given that she is such an expert in ethics violations 😂 She was forced to resign as DNC chair after being bust rigging the nomination against Bernie! @DWStweets https://t.co/CFkEMjSMJG https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna615826”

“@TitterDaily @CommunityNotes @Twitter Haha what a tool”

“@farzyness May they do this all day! Drives advertising revenue for Twitter lol.”

“@techbubble @Twitter So you’re saying you don’t want a bra? 🤣”

“@danielhoughton @anothercohen @iamharaldur I would like to apologize to Halli for my misunderstanding of his situation. It was based on things I was told that were untrue or, in some cases, true, but not meaningful. He is considering remaining at Twitter.”

“@danielhoughton @anothercohen @iamharaldur Based on your comment, I just did a videocall with Halli to figure out what’s real vs what I was told. It’s a long story. Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet.”

“@anothercohen The reality is that this guy (who is independently wealthy) did no actual work, claimed as his excuse that he had a disability that prevented him from typing, yet was simultaneously tweeting up a storm. Can’t say I have a lot of respect for that.”

“This helpful video explains what happened at Twitter today https://t.co/LCx4jRIiCk https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c1PGKZUqKyE”

“Accounts engaging in repeated, egregious weaponization of DMCA on Twitter or encouraging weaponization of DMCA will receive temporary suspensions. That said, reasonable media takedown requests are, of course, appropriate and will always be supported.”

“@TheRabbitHole84 New Twitter is the source of truth”

“@alx This platform is so brittle (sigh). Will be fixed shortly.”

“Sorry for turning Twitter from nurturing paradise into place that has … trolls 🧌 https://t.co/HaWl1jPfOm”

“@ThePrimeagen As an attachment? How many chars? We are extending longform tweets to 10k soon.”

“The ability of Twitter advertising to reach the most influential people in the world is often not fully appreciated. While a few other social networks are technically bigger, Twitter is where the writers & leaders spend their time.”

“@quantumVerd @Twitter @Tesla obv”

“Periodic reminder to try using Twitter Lists. Will greatly improve your experience.”

“@pmarca That you follow so many people, but like so few tweets, confuses that heck out of our algorithm btw 🤣”

“@farzyness At least half, but probably more like 80% is centrist or at least apolitical, but most of that remaining 20% is on this platform lol”

“@MuskUniversity And tweeting”

“@lavern_spicer Your tweet had 61.6k views before I commented https://t.co/lk3PEaS9iw”

“@TrungTPhan The Macaulay Culkin tweet was 🔥🔥”

“@emollick Good use of long tweet! Next update will allow much longer tweets with basic formatting, so you can post any content on Twitter. We’re also spinning up subscriptions, so you can charge people for some content and they can easily pay with one click.”

“More Twitter Files from Matt Taibbi”

“@MKBHD Twitter is getting scammed by phone companies for $60M/year of fake 2FA SMS messages”

“@EvaFoxU Your tweets are excellent”

“@SirineAti @boo You are not alone. When I ask people if they use Twitter, almost all have for many years. When I ask if they’ve ever bought something from an ad after using the site for a decade, the answer is almost always no. That’s insane! The biggest problem is that Twitter optimized for…”

“@boo My apologies, you must be a genius, which is why Twitter has the worst ad relevance on Earth. Almost nobody buys anything on Twitter, but almost everyone on Instagram does. That is being fixed.”

“@TheDustyBC That’s been true for a long time & is a function of an account’s popularity (Bieber was top recommendation). I don’t think we should suggest anyone, but just show new users the most interesting tweets on system & adjust according to what they like.”

“@Tedmund_ I was made the Tom of Twitter by Twitter!”

“Note: if many people who you follow or like also follow me, it is highly probable that the algorithm will recommend my tweets. It’s not super sophisticated. In coming months, we will offer the ability to adjust the algorithm to closer match what is most compelling to you.”

“@washingtonpost Your article is false and obviously so. Do you really do no research at all? I mean, like reading a few tweets, for example.”

“@hugowiz Some of Twitter’s prior board members had never written a single Tweet!”

“Sorry for showing you so many irrelevant & annoying ads on Twitter! We’re taking the (obvious) corrective action of tying ads to keywords & topics in tweets, like Google does with search. This will improve contextual relevance dramatically.”

“@SeamusMacintosh @thecryptojourno @platformer @AOC 👆”