The tweet archive.

“@thesheetztweetz Not connecting Tesla cars to Starlink, as our terminal is much too big. This is for aircraft, ships, large trucks & RVs.”

“@KimDotcom @Twitter I’m trying my hardest to de-escalate this situation and obviously failing”

“@Twitter And many other features to come!”

“@alx This platform is so brittle (sigh). Will be fixed shortly.”

“@vanschneider To be fair, there are many people at Twitter working late into the night, for whom I have great respect”

“@cb_doge True, but, on the plus side, their constant reporting about me on Twitter has driven usage to record levels 🤣”

“This platform can turn both right AND left hah!”

“@billmaher Maybe worth posting some material on this platform. The reach is enormous.”

“@Esqueer_ Incitement to violence will result in account suspension. Currently suspended accounts will be enabled slowly next week after manual review to determine whether they have potentially broken the law or engaged in spam. Twitter will be a forum for the peaceful exchange of views.”

“RT @BehizyTweets: BOOM!! Elon just stole the show in the Oval Office with this point. "I think the fundamental moral flaw of the left is e…”

“Cool [@poe_platform] Grok 4's adoption slope on Poe is one of the steepest we've seen among reasoning models in the days following launch. It only took three days to beat the previous week-one record holder, o3. (1/2)”

“@cb_doge This platform honestly gives me more laughs per day than everything else combined!”

“@LarckeningXuruo Twitter probably accelerates X by 3 to 5 years, but I could be wrong”

“@teslaownersSV 🤣🤣 That was me tweeting from @SpaceX when someone else had snatched my name. I was actually one of the earliest Twitter users, but dropped my account because people were tweeting such trivialities at first. @westcoastbill convinced me to get back in.”

“@iamharaldur Twitter”

“@AlboMP Just want to understand clearly: Are you requiring this platform to censor content globally, even when that content is made inaccessible to Australian IP addresses and the content is stored only on servers in the United States?”

“It really makes sense for heavy users of 𝕏 to subscribe and minimize or eliminate ads [@cb_doge] BREAKING: X now shows how many ads you avoided and how much time you saved with your Premium subscription. Go to Premium > Ads Avoided”

“@WorldofTesla1 Yeah, new Model S & X have PS5 level entertainment computing power”

“@waitbutwhy Not surprising, as I just learned that OpenAI had access to Twitter database for training. I put that on pause for now. Need to understand more about governance structure & revenue plans going forward. OpenAI was started as open-source & non-profit. Neither are still true.”

“@0xgaut Twitter screen time is usually more than people think”

“@RichardGrenell @Twitter Go to your Followers tab if you only want to see their posts or make a List for specific accounts. The recommendation code is being cleaned up, so expect some oddness during this process. Debugging how ~200M posts are distilled down to ~200 is tricky.”

“@xDaily 🍋 is welcome to monetize on this platform, just like everyone else. What we aren’t going to do is guarantee minimum payments to him, as he was demanding, which would be going beyond everyone else! Unfortunately, all 🍋 wants to do is rehash the dying CNN business model “but…”

“RT @KanekoaTheGreat: 🚨BREAKING: I found Cole Allen's archived tweets. He predicted "Kamala wins all swing states," compared Trump's win to…”

“@wongmjane 1. The message is actually still up. This is fake news. 2. Twitter doesn’t prevent suicide.”

“@xDaily @JTLonsdale @ADL @X Among other things, ADL wanted this platform to permanently ban Trump, even though roughly half the country voted for him. What exactly does banning Trump have to do with fighting antisemitism!? https://t.co/HODfgYR1CW”

“US govt testing by @NHTSAgov finds Model X to be the safest SUV in history by significant margin https://t.co/zAdb5FQPEI https://x.com/teslamotors/status/874610768427204609”

“True 😀 https://t.co/CS6semhKm6 https://www.space.com/41871-elon-musk-spacex-bfr-spaceship-science-fiction-legacy.html”

“@thesheetztweetz Ahem …”

“@hankgreen And therefore Twitter should die?”

“@BLKMDL3 @Tesla It’s our best car ever, along with the Plaid X”

“Posting Tesla Impact Report, this time with summary points & charts in my reply tweets https://t.co/4lyaV7kIS4 https://www.tesla.com/ns_videos/2019-tesla-impact-report.pdf”

“You can do audio/video calls without a phone number across all platforms”

“@emollick Good use of long tweet! Next update will allow much longer tweets with basic formatting, so you can post any content on Twitter. We’re also spinning up subscriptions, so you can charge people for some content and they can easily pay with one click.”

“@jack DMTwitter”

“@Rubiu5 If verified accounts violate terms of service, eg spam/scam/impersonation, they’ll be suspended, but Twitter will keep their money! We will definitely add cool stuff like what you’re suggesting to Twitter Blue.”

“@Jason Quite frankly, a few days away from Twitter is good for their mental health”

“Worth another retweet. Hope Dan Neil returns to Twitter. He left due to relentless attacks from short-sellers, who constantly peddle fear, uncertainty & doubt about Tesla. Dan won the Pulitzer & is considered by many to be the best car critic in the world. https://t.co/txW3DDJpth https://x.com/tesla/status/1020012323606487041”

“Good progress [@cb_doge] Another great month for @Grok • 43% surge in app downloads • 29.11% surge in monthly active users • 15.81% growth in website visits • Grok 4.20 #1 on Alpha Arena leaderboard • Surpassed 7.8 million followers • Surpassed 100 million posts on X • Surpassed 590K edits on… https://x.com/i/web/status/2020845222620733771”

“@PPathole @Erdayastronaut Yeah, single most annoying problem on twitter imo”

“Heading back into the factory, so that’s enough for now. Don’t take my Tweet too seriously. For one thing, it’s called a “Tweet”.”

“@TitterDaily @CommunityNotes @Twitter Haha what a tool”

“@ahmedsalims Fun level on Twitter has definitely increased! I’m having a great time tbh.”

“@TweetsOfJee @RationalBlonde 🤣”

“@thesheetztweetz Starlink does work on vehicles in motion, including planes, but not yet reliably”

“Model X as it should be shown https://t.co/lpog2ejWQK https://www.instagram.com/p/BzhWjnZgQSj/?igshid=ly4ynqxne44p”

“@MarinaMedvin DMs should be encrypted, so that it is impossible for anyone at Twitter to see the public’s DMs, just as is the case with Signal or iMessage”

“@yoyoel Talked to civil society leaders @JGreenblattADL, @YaelEisenstat, @rashadrobinson, @JGo4Justice, @normanlschen, @DerrickNAACP, @TheBushCenter Ken Hersch & @SindyBenavides about how Twitter will continue to combat hate & harassment & enforce its election integrity policies”

“@schrep Twitter is very slow in India, Indonesia & many other countries. This is fact, not “claim”. 10 to 15 secs to refresh homeline tweets is common. Sometimes, it doesn’t work at all, especially on Android phones. Only question is how much delay is due to bandwidth/latency/app.”

“@fintwit_news @Twitter I relied upon the accuracy of Twitter’s public filings”

“Would like to express our appreciation to Microsoft for use of their Azure cloud computing platform. This required massive processing power.”