The tweet archive.

“Heading back into the factory, so that’s enough for now. Don’t take my Tweet too seriously. For one thing, it’s called a “Tweet”.”

“@TitterDaily @CommunityNotes @Twitter Haha what a tool”

“@ahmedsalims Fun level on Twitter has definitely increased! I’m having a great time tbh.”

“@TweetsOfJee @RationalBlonde 🤣”

“@thesheetztweetz Starlink does work on vehicles in motion, including planes, but not yet reliably”

“Model X as it should be shown https://t.co/lpog2ejWQK https://www.instagram.com/p/BzhWjnZgQSj/?igshid=ly4ynqxne44p”

“@MarinaMedvin DMs should be encrypted, so that it is impossible for anyone at Twitter to see the public’s DMs, just as is the case with Signal or iMessage”

“@yoyoel Talked to civil society leaders @JGreenblattADL, @YaelEisenstat, @rashadrobinson, @JGo4Justice, @normanlschen, @DerrickNAACP, @TheBushCenter Ken Hersch & @SindyBenavides about how Twitter will continue to combat hate & harassment & enforce its election integrity policies”

“@schrep Twitter is very slow in India, Indonesia & many other countries. This is fact, not “claim”. 10 to 15 secs to refresh homeline tweets is common. Sometimes, it doesn’t work at all, especially on Android phones. Only question is how much delay is due to bandwidth/latency/app.”

“@fintwit_news @Twitter I relied upon the accuracy of Twitter’s public filings”

“Would like to express our appreciation to Microsoft for use of their Azure cloud computing platform. This required massive processing power.”

“@pmarca That you follow so many people, but like so few tweets, confuses that heck out of our algorithm btw 🤣”

“@KaiTrumpGolfs Lil X is being such a troll 😂”

“Astronaut spacesuit next to Crew Dragon https://t.co/Csmgx8Nn0t https://www.instagram.com/p/BYyvO2WA3Ra/”

“@GerberKawasaki @Tesla (Formerly) mainstream media has systemic negative & political bias about almost everything. Reading major newspapers makes you feel sad & angry. That’s why they’re being crushed by @joerogan. Likes/retweets of old media are extremely low. Ironic article: https://t.co/78uftW0P6t https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/25/opinion/joe-rogan-spotify-podcast.html”

“Anyone know who the secret clients are? Let’s out them on Twitter rn haha.”

“@PepitoTheCat @BillyM2k @ericnakagawa Responding to feedback, Twitter will enable a light, write-only API for bots providing good content that is free”

“@catturd2 @amuse @Twitter This is bizarre. Looking into it.”

“@RenataKonkoly @thesheetztweetz @rookisaacman @johnkrausphotos @wapodavenport @blueorigin But can I pay in Doge?”

“@cb_doge @Twitter @mayemusk @Tesla @SpaceX 🔥🔥”

“@Rainmaker1973 @supriyasahuias Baby X is just like this haha”

“@SeibtNaomi Wait until Alice and I do an 𝕏 Spaces conversation. They will lose their minds 🤣🤣”

“@DonaldJTrumpJr This platform will fight for free speech. It is the bedrock of democracy.”

“@SethDillon I only have lil X every other week, so I try to spend as much time as possible with him”

“@PPathole The goal of Twitter DMs is to superset Signal”

“@truth_tesla @veespike @HillaryClinton @Twitter ?? Sussmann himself admitted billing Clinton Campaign to pay for him to present Russia hoax to FBI! This is not even questioned by the defense. Btw, I donated to & voted for Hillary, so am doubly pissed off about those funds being used for lying. https://t.co/PtFgYzpXQN https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-07-16/elon-musk-helps-california-rank-no-1-for-hillary-clinton-fundraising”

“@Andst7 @paraga Seems like Twitter should welcome external validation if their claims are true”

“@ProudElephantUS @TimRunsHisMouth But Twitter as a platform must be fair to all”

“RT @liz_churchill10: Iranians are using the X Platform to get their freedom..so the U.K., Canada and Australia plan to ban it. https://t.co…”

“SpaceX main body tool for the BFR interplanetary spaceship https://t.co/WbTITI6WSu https://www.instagram.com/p/BhVk3y3A0yB/”

“@BillyM2k @__SeriousGemini Tweets will show view count in a few weeks, just like videos do. Twitter is much more alive than people think.”

“To activate the Model X holiday performance, just type holidays or ModelXmas after pressing the logo. Also, Mars. https://t.co/8Cy7YPlECX”

“@EvaFoxU Like an account on this platform”

“@TitterDaily No restrictions on this platform!”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [deleted tweet]”

“@jordanbpeterson @Mike_Pence @YouTube @helenjoyce Upload the video here on your X/Twitter account!”

“@damonimani Not me or X/Twitter. Others are paying to promote it.”

“@hugowiz Some of Twitter’s prior board members had never written a single Tweet!”

“@realMeetKevin @Twitter It’s next-level. People have no idea.”

“@doc_gero Twitter can unfortunately send one down a negativity rathole at times. Good to take breaks.”

“@georgegalloway @Twitter I think it’s kinda funny 🤣”

“RT @WhiteHouse: President Trump & Lil X 🇺🇸 @elonmusk https://t.co/ajhB66FpDP”

“@conexaopolitica @VitalikButerin Twitter may have people on the Brazil team that are strongly politically biased”

“@KimDotcom @Twitter Damned if you do, damned if you don’t, so … guess I’m just damned”

“@wholemars S and X will always continue to exist in the fleet, just not in production, but it is still a little sad”

“@Spooks Twitter will start showing view count for all tweets, just as view count is shown for all videos. The system is far more alive than it would seem.”

“@MatthewDR @Twitter 🔥🤣 😢”

“@PrinceVogel One of the things that surprised me most was how many people simply read this platform and never post or like. They may DM, bookmark or forward a post, but are reticent to do anything public. The ratio is shockingly high, as you point out. I hope more people participate.”

“@TrungTPhan The Macaulay Culkin tweet was 🔥🔥”

“@thesheetztweetz Right now, it takes about 5 mins to set up, but, with future improvements, probably less than 3 mins. No technical knowledge needed. Just point at open sky & plug in!”