The tweet archive.

“Twitter DMs should have end to end encryption like Signal, so no one can spy on or hack your messages”

“I love when people complain about Twitter … on Twitter 🤣🤣”

“Changed my name to Mr. Tweet, now Twitter won’t let me change it back 🤣”

“The European Commission offered 𝕏 an illegal secret deal: if we quietly censored speech without telling anyone, they would not fine us. The other platforms accepted that deal. 𝕏 did not.”

“Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform”

“Twitter Blue Verified subscribers can now upload 2 hour videos (8GB)!”

“When will politicians, or at least the intern who runs their account, learn that lying on this platform doesn’t work anymore? https://t.co/wP7H4AJFwG”

“Instagram makes people depressed & Twitter makes people angry. Which is better?”

“Happy to host Kamala on an 𝕏 Spaces too”

“Like this but X https://t.co/PRLMMA2lYl”

“I have been against a TikTok ban for a long time, because it goes against freedom of speech. That said, the current situation where TikTok is allowed to operate in America, but 𝕏 is not allowed to operate in China is unbalanced. Something needs to change. [@elonmusk] In my opinion, TikTok should not be banned in the USA, even though such a ban may benefit the 𝕏 platform. Doing so would be contrary to freedom of speech and expression. It is not what America stands for.)”

“Twitter right now is 🔥🔥🔥🔥”

“Wasn’t Twitter supposed to die by now or something … ?”

“Excited to announce that I’ve hired a new CEO for X/Twitter. She will be starting in ~6 weeks! My role will transition to being exec chair & CTO, overseeing product, software & sysops.”

“Video & audio calls coming to X: - Works on iOS, Android, Mac & PC - No phone number needed - X is the effective global address book That set of factors is unique.”

“The Twitter Files on free speech suppression soon to be published on Twitter itself. The public deserves to know what really happened …”

“New Twitter policy is to follow the science, which necessarily includes reasoned questioning of the science”

“Record usage of this platform!! https://t.co/SfWyi9kBWd”

“We have recently received many requests to suspend or otherwise impact accounts on the left. However, 𝕏 is a free speech platform that aspires to give equal voice to all, within the bounds of the law. That is what we will do.”

“Lil X turns 4 today on May 4th https://t.co/YbyJ4DHTBa”

“If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!”

“Just want to reiterate that this platform really is meant to support all viewpoints within the bounds of the laws of countries, even those of people with whom I vehemently disagree and personally dislike. If that doesn’t seem to be happening, please yell at me (ideally on 𝕏).”

“Lil X leans into the mic to say “WOULD!” https://t.co/btpe8EvCdg”

“Tweets are read ~100 times more than they are liked”

“Dear Twitter Advertisers https://t.co/GMwHmInPAS”

“Twitter has had a massive drop in revenue, due to activist groups pressuring advertisers, even though nothing has changed with content moderation and we did everything we could to appease the activists. Extremely messed up! They’re trying to destroy free speech in America.”

“I am endlessly amused by the infinite indignities I suffer on the very platform that I own”

“What really happened with the Hunter Biden story suppression by Twitter will be published on Twitter at 5pm ET!”

“𝕏 is the only platform you can trust for honest information. All the others are bought and paid for.”

“Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.”

“Our greatest dream is to send a spaceship to Uranus”

“Made my account private until tomorrow morning to test whether you see my private tweets more than my public ones”

“All-time high usage of this platform! https://t.co/QjI2RgOud1”

“Government paid Twitter millions of dollars to censor info from the public”

“𝕏 provides the platform for the people to pull together for the common good! https://t.co/e1fLlrPYiG”

“Twitter is both a social media company and a crime scene”

“They are celebrating cold-blooded murder [deleted tweet]”

“Apple has also threatened to withhold Twitter from its App Store, but won’t tell us why”

“Found in closet at Twitter HQ fr 🤣🤣 https://t.co/3xSI3KvvHk”

“Twitter is purging a lot of spam/scam accounts right now, so you may see your follower count drop”

“What should Twitter do next?”

“Not sure what subtle clues gave it way, but I like the letter X https://t.co/nwB2tEfLr8”

“This is fake – I did *not* tweet out a link to The New York Times! https://t.co/d6V6m5ATW2”

“In my opinion, TikTok should not be banned in the USA, even though such a ban may benefit the 𝕏 platform. Doing so would be contrary to freedom of speech and expression. It is not what America stands for.”

“About a year ago, a guy tried to kill three X employees with an axe outside the former Twitter HQ in SF. They reported it to the police, but nothing was done. He later killed someone with that axe. This insanity needs to stop.”

“Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended”

“And … we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol”

“Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate free speech in America?”

“Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol”

“How can this be real? [@spacesudoer] @elonmusk Maybe... )”