“Some epically funny tweets 🤣🤣”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“True [@XFreeze] Anyone can generate bikini images or far worse with nearly every major AI tool out there Yet governments and regulators are targeting ONLY 𝕏 and Grok Why? Because 𝕏 is the one platform that consistently refused to bow to censorship demands While others quietly complied… https://x.com/i/web/status/2010233864564998619”
“🤨 [@DanaRCates] @DataRepublican WOW using your search platform I was able to discover that while they were creating the Covid virus they were also learning to dance! )”
“𝕏 is humanity’s hivemind [@JohnStoll1977] 🚨 new research from @reuters confirms not only @X the news powerhouse (nearly a quarter of the country gets its news here) it’s also the most balanced audience in business. Gains have been made with conservative audience, which I can tell you badly needed a platform”
“@Cernovich Truth is not silenced on this platform”
“https://t.co/X1IjuSHNdc https://x.com/i/spaces/1OwxWNYBMRZJQ”
“@stillgray @libsoftiktok @Twitter A platform cannot be considered inclusive or fair if it is biased against half the country”
“@BillyM2k Should Twitter keep it active?”
“My twitter feed rn https://t.co/48Ay7CxR56”
“@TomFitton @Twitter That’s what they are saying”
“Where else would you go? [@MarioNawfal] 🚨BREAKING: X DOMINATES SUPER BOWL CONVERSATION WITH MIND-BLOWING NUMBERS The platform exploded during Super Bowl LIX, proving it's still the go-to place for live sports conversation: - 13M posts lighting up feeds - 3.3M unique voices joining the chat - 4.5B impressions -… )”
“@pmarca Twitter has at least 10 million Wokeys”
“@teslaownersSV @SjvTesla It is very difficult to stop bots & trolls, while not affecting real users. Won’t be perfect either way, but Twitter is far more resilient to fake accounts than it ever has been.”
“That’s one way to pay for all those GPUs 😂 [@XFreeze] Grok 4.20 is seriously crushing markets right now It’s sitting at the top across live trading platforms and actually making money, not just looking good on tests We’re talking roughly 10–12% returns in live trading, about 3–4× the S&P 500 over the same period, across: •… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016517394991120727”
“Articles on 𝕏 growing crazy fast! [@nikitabier] Over the last 3 months, Articles on X have grown 18x. It is one of the fasting growing new products on the platform. Today we're making them even better: we're launching a Listen feature—powered by Grok Voice. You'll be able to listen while scrolling Timeline or on-the-go from”
“Progress [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 News App in 126 Countries. And X is available in 188 countries”
“Platform manipulation that degrades the experience for other users is not ok”
“@WholeMarsBlog There is so much potential with Twitter to be the most trusted & broadly inclusive forum in the world!”
“@engineers_feed @Twitter So much to fix at Twitter (sigh)”
“@DavidSacks Everyone pays the same price for a Tesla, including me. Same goes for new Twitter.”
“Inevitable [@MarioNawfal] 🇪🇺 OPINION: X SURGES PAST EUROPEAN CENSORS AS €120 MILLION FINE BACKFIRES The European Union thought it could rein in X with a €120 million fine, about $130 million, but instead it made the world’s only true free speech platform unstoppable. The penalty, bogusly issued under… https://x.com/i/web/status/1998238183604015364”
“Just want say that I support @Jack as Twitter CEO. He has a good ❤️.”
“NASA Spaces about space! https://t.co/FDqxxS52oT https://x.com/i/spaces/1eaKbrOqoeeKX”
“Mind-blowing that this is literally the US Democratic Party platform of 2024”
“Sounds “legit” lmao [@stevenmarkryan] Remember when Old Twitter filed 15 consecutive quarterly reports with the exact same copy-paste line claiming bots were: less than 5% of mDAUs *THAT* quarter? Every single time. Identical wording. What an amazing coincidence that they never once said "<4%"… or "<6%"… or”
“Deus X Machina”
“Have to make up for lost time [@nima_owji] WHAT FEATURES DID X AND XAI ADD IN 2025? 2025 is almost over and both X and xAI has have been cooking! Let’s see what features they worked on this year! Good job done by the teams!”
“@jordanbpeterson @YouTube Upload here. This platform believes in free speech, provided it does not break the law.”
“@PPathole Haha I don’t even have a burner twitter account! I do have a cheesy secret Instagram account, so I can click on links that friends send me.”
“🥇 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app for over 140 countries. No other media or platform has the reach of 𝕏. )”
“@Erdayastronaut We can do 42 min chunks at 1080 resolution now for new Blue, so you could break up a longer video. The 42 min limit should be fixed next month. How does YouTube monetization work & what could Twitter do better?”
““What a dick!” – Harry Bōlz [@MikeBenzCyber] The “Research” / “Researcher” Hoax Scam. Imran Ahmed, CEO of CCDH, claims that he is merely doing “research,” while his internal monthly planner said their #1 purpose was to “Kill Musk’s Twitter” )”
“@ggreenwald I think we should listen carefully to DWS, given that she is such an expert in ethics violations 😂 She was forced to resign as DNC chair after being bust rigging the nomination against Bernie! @DWStweets https://t.co/CFkEMjSMJG https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna615826”
“And sometimes a discussion on Spaces”
“It will take incredible effort, but I think it is possible [deleted tweet]”
“@TrungTPhan If the average length of a tweet (minus headers) is ~100 bytes of text, that’s only 50GB. You could fit it on a USB stick.”
“@WallStreetSilv I do laugh a lot on Twitter haha”
“💯 [@shellenberger] You say it's not about censorship ("content moderation") but it is. You want to censor who gets verified. And you want X to give government-picked "researchers" special access to data so they can demand censorship. The Twitter Files revealed your censorship-by-proxy scam.”
“@farzyness May they do this all day! Drives advertising revenue for Twitter lol.”
“This is the best way to reach the public directly. Infinitely better than legacy media soundbites. [@NTSB_Newsroom] For media covering the airplane crashes in Washington and Philadelphia—all NTSB updates about news conferences or other investigative information will be posted to this X account. We will not be distributing information via email.)”
“I bet no one on 🌹 Twitter even *has* a guillotine! Poseurs …”
“Of course [@aswren] I don’t see how it can be denied we have a two tier justice system when linehan, an Irishman tweeting from the US was arrested at heathrow and this guy is welcomed with open arms”
“https://t.co/zYu2xoESVe https://x.com/i/grok/share/49j2BTbK1kMkkax6vyRjmzHdv [@cb_doge] BREAKING: Even more people are downloading 𝕏 after the EU imposed a €120 million fine on the platform. 𝕏 just now became the #1 news app in France. Their action only made the platform grow even more. The move completely backfired on them.”
“@pmarca Despite these glaring issues, Twitter nonetheless had an internal Slack channel unironically called “Fauci Fan Club” 🤯”
“Indeed [@tobi] This is a great honeypot. Any government official who suggests banning X is not a public servant and needs to resign. Let’s see what happens.”
“Edited version of Spaces discussion with @PeterDiamandis”
“@ClayTravis @nytimes @Twitter NY Times is simply outputting short summaries of articles, which then hit a paywall for non-subscribers. They would have far more views if they interacted with readers on Twitter and allowed at least the first few paragraphs to be read by non-subscribers.”
“@joerogan This platform is the PvP of social media. Other sites are like a baby with a pacifier.”
“xAI [@XFreeze] Jensen Huang: "I think what Elon and the X team did, what they achieved, is singular. It's never been done before Just to put it in perspective, a hundred thousand GPUs....that’s easily the fastest supercomputer on the planet as one cluster A supercomputer that you would build… https://x.com/i/web/status/2007812622066823427”
“Wow [@MarioNawfal] 🚨🇺🇸USAID-BACKED CENSORSHIP: RUMBLE BLACKLISTED FOR WRONGTHINK Rumble CEO Chris Pavlovski confirmed that his platform was placed on an exclusion list, weaponized by USAID-funded Internews to pressure advertisers into cutting off non-approved media: "Rumble was put on advertiser… )”
