The tweet archive.

“🌹 Twitter sucks”

“Please buy my perfume, so I can buy Twitter”

“Awesome new Twitter merch! https://t.co/zqdL9xGRuR”

“Twitter feels increasingly alive”

“Spaces is back”

“Just a note to thank advertisers for returning to Twitter”

“All Presidential candidates are most welcome on this platform”

“Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests”

“So then why is Disney boycotting 𝕏, yet spending millions on other platforms? https://t.co/vIX5hhc8RS”

“This platform hit another all-time high in user-seconds last week”

“Just received this email from Twitter. This is an actual, real email that was autogenerated 🤣🤣 https://t.co/7DQp4sNINX”

“@DrLoupis Not tolerated on this platform”

“@kanyewest Welcome back to Twitter, my friend!”

“So many interesting posts on Twitter these days!”

“Twitter servers are running at Warp 9!! https://t.co/vtZZeKupC7”

“He was murdered [deleted tweet]”

“Significant backend server architecture changes rolled out. Twitter should feel faster.”

“Twitter has been informed by the Turkish government that access will be reenabled shortly”

“A social media platform’s policies are good if the most extreme 10% on left and right are equally unhappy”

“I get more laughs from this platform than everything else combined and I hope you do too. Thanks for posting such great content!”

“Shame on Sky News for this utterly misleading headline. Anyone pushing this false narrative deserves complete contempt. Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED, yet they name me even before Prince Andrew, who did visit. [deleted tweet]”

“World Cup starts soon! Follow on Twitter for best coverage by far.”

“Truth Social (terrible name) exists because Twitter censored free speech”

“Just leaving Twitter HQ code review https://t.co/pYcXRTJm14”

“The most interesting view of the Model X is really with the doors open http://t.co/On77BuiU”

“This platform is being asked to censor content in Brazil where the censorship demands require us to violate Brazilian law! That is not right.”

“Meanwhile, Twitter usage (by real humans) once again reaches all-time highs”

“Fascinating to watch Twitter Trump poll!”

“Lies are quickly corrected on this platform”

“In coming months, Twitter will translate & recommend amazing tweets from people in other countries & cultures”

“Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app”

“Good conversation. Among other things, we resolved the misunderstanding about Twitter potentially being removed from the App Store. Tim was clear that Apple never considered doing so.”

“@JoeBiden Please give him the password, so he can do his own tweets. Please, I’m begging you!”

“Who funds these organizations that want to control your access to information? Let’s investigate … https://t.co/dBFsGjOMC8 https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/03/tech/twitter-letter-content-policies/index.html?utm_term=link&utm_source=twCNN&utm_content=2022-05-03T19%3A15%3A05&utm_medium=social”

“Newspapers basically just report on what they read yesterday on X lmao”

“Twitter is All the News”

“A beautiful thing about Twitter is how it empowers citizen journalism – people are able to disseminate news without an establishment bias”

“Twitter will always be free for casual users, but maybe a slight cost for commercial/government users”

“Twitter is like open-sourcing the news”

“Yes [@DefiantLs] Elon Musk: “I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus” Buying X was saving free speech and soon, Grokipedia will be making sure people get factual unbiased information”

“My Twitter is pretty much complete nonsense at this point”

“Twitter added 1.6M daily active users this past week, another all-time high https://t.co/Si3cRYnvyD”

“@DrEliDavid If WFP can describe on this Twitter thread exactly how $6B will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock right now and do it.”

“@HugoMeister42 Model 3, Model X & Model S will all have same level of Autopilot capability. It's just a matter of refining the vision & control software.”

“@RepAdamSchiff @RepMarkTakano False, hate speech impressions are actually down by 1/3 for Twitter now vs prior to acquisition @CommunityNotes”

“Hope all judgy hall monitors stay on other platforms – please, I’m begging u”

“Is a new platform needed?”

“World Cup traffic hit almost 20,000 tweets per second today! Great work by Twitter team managing record usage.”

“The more Twitter improves its signal to noise ratio, the less relevant conventional news becomes”

“Single character Tweets are the ulitmate extension of the Twitmeme...”