The tweet archive.

“How can this be real? [@spacesudoer] @elonmusk Maybe... )”

“Comedy is legal on this platform!”

“I meet so many people who read twitter every day, but almost never tweet. If I may beg your indulgence, please add your voice to the public dialogue!”

“Tokyo X https://t.co/9u84XxCWti”

“My son lil X loves clinging precariously to my back & yelling “monkey rides!” 😂 https://t.co/hzGXkBJk4X”

“Tune in for Episode 2 of The Twitter Files tomorrow!”

“24,400 tweets per second for France’s goal, highest ever for World Cup!”

“X Corp will be donating all revenue from advertising & subscriptions associated with the war in Gaza to hospitals in Israel and the Red Cross/Crescent in Gaza”

“Twitter is rolling out View Count, so you can see how many times a tweet has been seen! This is normal for video. Shows how much more alive Twitter is than it may seem, as over 90% of Twitter users read, but don’t tweet, reply or like, as those are public actions.”

“I have spaceships”

“Twitter’s current lords & peasants system for who has or doesn’t have a blue checkmark is bullshit. Power to the people! Blue for $8/month.”

“Either we fight back or they will kill us [deleted tweet]”

“Twitter is the worst! But also the best.”

“The fight will be managed by my and Zuck’s foundations (not UFC). Livestream will be on this platform and Meta. Everything in camera frame will be ancient Rome, so nothing modern at all. I spoke to the PM of Italy and Minister of Culture. They have agreed on an epic location.”

“Twitter will be forming a content moderation council with widely diverse viewpoints. No major content decisions or account reinstatements will happen before that council convenes.”

“Very important to fix your Twitter feed: 1. Tap home button. 2. Tap stars on upper right of screen. 3. Select “Latest tweets”. You are being manipulated by the algorithm in ways you don’t realize. Easy to switch back & forth to see the difference.”

“If you’re a journalist who wants more freedom to write and a higher income, then publish directly on this platform!”

“First World Cup match on Sunday! Watch on Twitter for best coverage & real-time commentary.”

“Truth Social is currently beating Twitter & TikTok on the Apple Store https://t.co/RxawVUAYKH”

“Twitter is fun 🚀 💫 ♥️”

“Twitter is simply the most interesting place on the Internet. That’s why you’re reading this tweet right now.”

“Would be great to have shows from all parts of the political spectrum on this platform!”

“Going forward, Twitter will be broadly accepting of different values, rather than trying to impose its own specific values on the world”

“Twitter will soon add ability to attach long-form text to tweets, ending absurdity of notepad screenshots”

“shadow ban council reviewing tweet … https://t.co/cawjtwc7CW”

“Starting today, Twitter will share ad revenue with creators for ads that appear in their reply threads”

“Even though I think a less divisive candidate would be better in 2024, I still think Trump should be restored to Twitter”

“🌹 Twitter sucks”

“Please buy my perfume, so I can buy Twitter”

“I don’t read the legacy media propaganda much anymore. It’s a waste of time and a sadness generator. Just get my news from X – much more immediate, has actual world-class subject matter experts and tons of humor. Sooo much better!”

“Whatever sins this platform may have, being boring is not one of them”

“Twitter is working on a software update that will show your true account status, so you know clearly if you’ve been shadowbanned, the reason why and how to appeal”

“Awesome new Twitter merch! https://t.co/zqdL9xGRuR”

“Twitter feels increasingly alive”

“Spaces is back”

“Just a note to thank advertisers for returning to Twitter”

“All Presidential candidates are most welcome on this platform”

“Please note that Twitter will do lots of dumb things in coming months. We will keep what works & change what doesn’t.”

“Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests”

“So then why is Disney boycotting 𝕏, yet spending millions on other platforms? https://t.co/vIX5hhc8RS”

“Regarding Twitter’s reduction in force, unfortunately there is no choice when the company is losing over $4M/day. Everyone exited was offered 3 months of severance, which is 50% more than legally required.”

“This platform hit another all-time high in user-seconds last week”

“@DrLoupis Not tolerated on this platform”

“@kanyewest Welcome back to Twitter, my friend!”

“So many interesting posts on Twitter these days!”

“Twitter servers are running at Warp 9!! https://t.co/vtZZeKupC7”

“As always, please try stay as close to the truth as possible, even for stuff you don’t like. This platform aspires to maximize signal/noise of the human collective.”

“The speed at which your message on this platform can reach a vast number of people is mind-blowing”

“He was murdered [deleted tweet]”

“Significant backend server architecture changes rolled out. Twitter should feel faster.”