“TSLA shorts reciting Litany Against Fear rn 😂”
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“Tesla will make fabulous short shorts in radiant red satin with gold trim”
“Limited edition short shorts now available at https://t.co/5EmNcTBvJv http://Tesla.com/shortshorts”
“Short shorts coming soon to Tesla merch”
“@heydave7 @WholeMarsBlog @WSJ WSJ has run so many bs hit pieces on me and Tesla I’ve lost count! It’s embarrassing for them, frankly. They once wrote an article saying FBI was about to arrest me, so I called FBI to ask what’s up and they said WSJ article was total bs. Just more shortseller fud.”
“@ray4tesla “Tesla Hertz Shorts””
“@MatthewDR @Tesla Tesla shorts sure are gluttons for punishment! I mean, how many times do they want to do this!?”
“@aylaberan True. Need to explain full story of Tesla. So much nonsense out there, amplified by propaganda from some in fossil fuels & confused shorts.”
“@indiemusicfan9 @dimas_______ @Robotbeat @doctorow ...which clearly doesn’t work. UAW and Wall Street shorts know every detail of what’s happening at Tesla. Storm clouds are gathering, so they’re getting desperate.”
“@grimmerkimmer @dpinsen Given the extreme burn, shorts are pushing every possible fear, uncertainty & doubt story http://t.co/LWr3GODxBG http://www.thestreet.com/story/11919380/1/cramer-wont-wait-for-tesla.html”
“There will ultimately be tens of millions of driverless Teslas throughout the world giving rides 24/7 https://t.co/zWK5dHy75e”
“Other trucks look badass, Cybertruck actually is https://t.co/5DufWfoOAA”
“That’s a happy picture 🥰 [@teslaownersSV] The picture that wins the internet today”
“Cybertruck can beat a Porsche 911 while towing a Porsche 911!”
“Just drove Cybertruck around Austin! https://t.co/QN19Agqa7R”
“The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards. Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.”
“Cybertruck looks like the future”
“You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin”
“Cybertruck https://t.co/OulLTYy15s”
“We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage. https://t.co/1K1IdSUjM0”
“😂 [@teslaownersSV] 🫡 )”
“Your Tesla can now drive itself through complex parking lots to find you”
“Optimus strolling around the lab https://t.co/E25ttHGsF0”
“This was Optimus not long ago https://t.co/nqlXuSYCkQ”
“Cybertruck has a sloped roof … just sayin https://t.co/z1jYNmrafy”
“Cybertruck production line https://t.co/sGYuVFLy3c”
“Video of the inside of Cortex today, the giant new AI training supercluster being built at Tesla HQ in Austin to solve real-world AI https://t.co/DwJVUWUrb5”
“Apologies to those expecting Cybertruck deliveries in California over the next few days. We need to use those trucks as mobile base stations to provide power to Starlink Internet terminals in areas of LA without connectivity. A new truck will be delivered end of week.”
“This level of violence is insane and deeply wrong. Tesla just makes electric cars and has done nothing to deserve these evil attacks. [@ElizabethForNV] Happening this morning in my town of Las Vegas, several Tesla vehicles engulfed in flames! This is horrific and evil, it must stop immediately!!!!”
“Let’s give Optimus a hand for catching ball! https://t.co/i44qcD1iLd”
“Cybertruck pulls F-150 uphill https://t.co/OfaqUkrDI3”
“Optimus will come in many forms https://t.co/0uWDioDGzG”
“All Tesla Superchargers in Israel are free”
“Just wanted to say thank you to everyone supporting Tesla in the face of relentless attacks. ❤️❤️ Super Appreciated!! ❤️❤️”
“Optimus folds a shirt https://t.co/3F5o3jVLq1”
“Yeah [@TeslaBoomerMama] This was the moment I understood something was off July 2022 )”
“Yes 🇺🇸 [@teslaownersSV] I will fight for and die in America Elon Musk )”
“Fight Recap: I joked on X about fighting Zuck Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION” Italy graciously offered a Colosseum Zuck declined I suggested his home as “safe space” Tragically, he was ahem “traveling” Is there anywhere he will fight? https://t.co/gpcRLW49fv https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12222925/Zuck-V-Musk-Meta-boss-tells-Tesla-CEO-send-location-CAGE-FIGHT-Vegas.html”
“An investigation has found 5 ActBlue-funded groups responsible for Tesla “protests”: Troublemakers, Disruption Project, Rise & Resist, Indivisible Project and Democratic Socialists of America. ActBlue funders include George Soros, Reid Hoffman, Herbert Sandler, Patricia Bauman,…”
“Tesla has a Semi 😉”
“This will become normal in a few years [@cb_doge] Optimus serving popcorn is the best thing you'll see on the internet today. 🍿”
“Giga Texas, Tesla Headquarters https://t.co/eqbIP1ID5q”
“Cybertruck is built bullet-tough https://t.co/MUitzsZ4Y3”
“We have now confirmed that the explosion was caused by very large fireworks and/or a bomb carried in the bed of the rented Cybertruck and is unrelated to the vehicle itself. All vehicle telemetry was positive at the time of the explosion.”
“It’s coming [@teslaownersSV] The future should look like the future Robovan is 🤯”
“Congrats Tesla Team!”
“This is crazy [@amuse] TERROR: Multiple Democrat NGOs have coordinated attacks on Tesla dealerships, staff, and vehicles. Last night a number of CyberTrucks were torched in Seattle. Democrats are becoming increasingly more desperate and violent.”
“Just drove the production candidate Cybertruck at Tesla Giga Texas! https://t.co/S0kCyGUBFD”
“♥️♥️ Happy Valentine’s Day ♥️♥️ [@Tesla_Optimus] Wish me luck )”
“Joe Rohan shatters an arrow on Cybertruck that would easily go through a normal car https://t.co/XSMjnoE5Xp”
