The tweet archive.

“In the near future, your Tesla will drop you off at the store entrance and then go find a parking spot. When you’re ready to exit the store, just tap Summon on your phone and the car will come to you. [@DevinOlsenn] FSD V14.1 Spends 20 Minutes Looking For Parking Spot at Costco This video is sped up 35x once we get hunting for a spot and during that time the car pulls of some really inellegent moves while searching. We did not once pass any empty available spots, the only issue is we didn't”

“Congratulations Tesla Powerwall team! These will make a big difference around the world. With a Powerwall, your home or business has guaranteed continuous power during utility blackouts or brownouts. Add solar to your roof and/or nearby ground and you can operate off grid.…”

“SpaceX & Tesla continue to execute extremely well, despite being large companies”

“Not bad, @Tesla! [@MarioNawfal] TESLA OUTSOLD THE NEXT 10 EV BRANDS COMBINED IN Q1 2025 Tesla remained far ahead of the competition in Q1 2025, selling 128,100 EVs — more than the next 10 brands combined. The Model Y and Model 3 continued to lead the charts, showing Tesla’s strong grip on the U.S. electric”

“Since most people don’t love to buy cars in the middle of winter, Tesla is offering a $1000 incentive to do so. This is the essential quandary of manufacturing: factories need continuous production for efficiency, but consumer demand is seasonal.”

“And it continues [@teslaownersSV] The rate of improvement on the robot is absolutely insane”

“Cool [@Seanfrank] Internet has been out for 24 hours. A squirrel chewed the fiber line I’m told. Could be 48 hours until it comes back. Went to Best Buy, bought a starlink, and literally 5 minutes later I’m back online. Now, I’ll use this internet to buy a Tesla.”

“I should also mention that the $99/month for supervised FSD will rise as FSD’s capabilities improve. The massive value jump is when you can be on your phone or sleeping for the entire ride (unsupervised FSD). [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has officially discontinued Autopilot in the U.S. and Canada. All new car purchases now come standard with Traffic-Aware Cruise Control. The online configurator has now been updated to allow buyers to choose the $99/month FSD subscription, while still offering the… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014535433145790790”

“Yes [@AdamLowisz] @elonmusk Tesla will continue to improve. It will eventually hit the point where it will save 99% of the lives that could have been lost in an accident. We are going to live in a better future with fewer fatalities. Insurance premiums will also come down significantly.”

“Interview [@ElonClipsX] ELON INTERVIEW AT QATAR FORUM – FULL VERSION Here's the full interview with Elon Musk at the Qatar Economic Forum a few minutes ago. Timestamps: 0:44 A typical week for Elon 1:40 Tesla’s situation has already turned around 3:55 Elon's compensation important to control Tesla”

“Tesla battery cell production is getting good [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 @Tesla HAS ENGINEERED A SYNCHRONIZED MULTI-ROLL CALENDERING MACHINE THAT USES DIFFERENTIAL ROLLER SPEEDS TO EFFORTLESSLY TURN DELICATE DRY POWDERS INTO CONTINUOUS BATTERY ELECTRODES 🔋 For years, mastering the "dry battery electrode" has been the holy grail of”

“Starship is the largest flying object ever made and it will continue to grow [@teslaownersSV] Rockets of the world,,, The scale of the Starship is insane. 🤯🤯”

“@Teslaconomics Minus gas tanks”

“Megapack will carry a lot of the world’s load in energy, as it allows power plants to run continuously. [@Tesla_Megapack] Megapack grid-forming inverters are key to enabling global grid stability and reliability This technology allows Megapack to resist changes on the network by creating its own voltage signal, preventing blackouts and allowing more renewables to come online”

“Tesla battery cell production is getting good [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 @Tesla HAS ENGINEERED A SYNCHRONIZED MULTI-ROLL CALENDERING MACHINE THAT USES DIFFERENTIAL ROLLER SPEEDS TO EFFORTLESSLY TURN DELICATE DRY POWDERS INTO CONTINUOUS BATTERY ELECTRODES 🔋 For years, mastering the "dry battery electrode" has been the holy grail of”

“Tesla is down to the last few hundred Model S & X cars in inventory. Poignant end of an era. [@mitchellh] Traded in my 2020 Model S for a brand new plaid X before they discontinue it. Car is amazing, but the FSD hype is real. It blew away my expectations coming from the 2020 hardware. 95% of my miles are self driven in LA over the past month. I wouldn’t have even believed myself lol.”

“@iliketeslas I continue to oversee both Tesla & SpaceX, but the teams there are so good that often little is needed from me”

“❤️ [@briandstone__] Did a self serve demo drive of a Model Y LR today in Myrtle Beach. Self serve is a neat experience. You get a full hour but they ask that you immediately navigate to a supercharger for 15 minutes. That’s a great way for new owners to see how simple it is to charge. They also”

“@farzyness @TeslaLarry @HansCNelson That guy doesn’t get it. I would prefer to have zero involvement in politics. HOWEVER There is no “company success” unless civilization itself continues to progress. This insane shift by the “left” away from a meritocracy and personal liberties (eg censorship of free speech…”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Tesla will continue to use outside litigators, but it’s important to build a powerful litigation team internally, so that we’re not always on the defensive. We’ll also go after the Wall St short-sellers, certain law firms & (sometimes) corrupt regulators who are the true evil.”

“Tesla drives itself around NYC for 2 hours [@hletes] Let’s be real… we were all waiting to see how Tesla FSD 14.1.2 would handle NYC (Manhattan). @01Ananto and I went on a 2-hour drive in his 2026 HW4 Model Y and wow did it not disappoint. There are some insane moments in this 46-minute condensed video that blew both of our”

“Cool [@chazman] I just finished my first 25 minute drive in the @cybertruck with @grok. I have to say storyteller mode is just verbose enough to learn some lessons. Learn some history or get some depth on a subject. For example, I used this drive as an opportunity to learn a little bit more”

“Try Tesla self-driving. It’s a gamechanger! [@larsmoravy] Fun fact - Tesla is the most reliable EV you can buy according to Consumer Reports - and we continue to improve year over year. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-04/tesla-reliability-improves-sharply-in-new-consumer-reports-study?embedded-checkout=true”

“Exactly [@XFreeze] Tesla Semi's total cost of ownership destroys diesel economics • Electricity costs 60-70% less than diesel per mile • Near-zero maintenance (no diesel aftertreatment, fewer moving parts) • Remote diagnostics = maximized uptime • OTA updates = continuous improvements… https://x.com/i/web/status/2020567197400399982”

“RDW was extremely rigorous in their review [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Dutch regulators (RDW), which just approved @Tesla FSD (Supervised) in the Netherlands, have just issued an official statement: "Due to the continuous strict monitoring of the driver in the vehicle, the system is safer than other driver assistance systems. We have”

“@valleyhack Essentially. Long-term purpose of my Tesla stock is to help make life multiplanetary to ensure it’s continuance. The massive capital needs are in 10 to 20 years. By then, if we’re fortunate, Tesla’s goal of accelerating sustainable energy & autonomy will be mostly accomplished.”

“@teslaownersSV @imPenny2x @ADL If this continues, we will have no choice but to file a defamation suit against, ironically, the “Anti-Defamation” League. If they lose the defamation suit, we will insist that they drop the the “anti” part of their name, since obviously … 😂”

“Tesla *with* Autopilot engaged is twice as safe & continues to make steady improvements”

“About a minute in, we flashed a teaser pic of Tesla cyberpunk truck https://t.co/hLsGsdyuGA”

“Grok [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok continues to dominate 🥇 #1 Overall on OpenRouter Leaderboard — ~517B tokens/week 🥇 #1 in Category Dominance — 32.7% of all category tokens 🥇 #1 on Kilo Code Leaderboard 🥇 #1 on BLACKBOXAI Leaderboard 🥇 #1 on Roo Code Leaderboard 🥇 #1 on Cline Leaderboard”

“Tesla Full Self-Driving option cost rises by ~$1000 worldwide on July 1st. Order a Tesla online in less than 2 minutes at https://t.co/qJm9uPBCX5 https://www.tesla.com/”

“Grok Imagine is #1 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 🚀 Grok Imagine is #1 Grok Imagine now ranks #1 in the Image-to-Video Arena, beating major AI models and leading the next wave of AI video generation. xAI continues to push the boundaries of creative AI.”

“Exact Tesla Model 3 in my profile pic costs $35k before incentives & takes 1 minute to buy online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr http://Tesla.com”

“Grok [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok 4 continues dominating the "Battle of the AIs" leaderboard, now up +8.2% since late November — still beating DeepSeek V3 (+5.9%), GPT 5.1 (+4.2%), and the S&P 500's +3% gain in the same period! Source: @ralliesai”

“Tesla owners can schedule service appointments in under a minute just using their Tesla phone app!”

“Chip design review continues tomorrow, followed by Optimus demo review”

“The FSD price will continue to rise as the software gets closer to full self-driving capability with regulatory approval. It that point, the value of FSD is probably somewhere in excess of $100,000.”

“@pbeisel I am a huge admirer of Nvidia and Jensen btw. That market cap is well-deserved. SpaceX AI and Tesla expect to continue ordering Nvidia chips at scale.”

“@teslaownersSV It’s a bigger risk than AI, so I’d put it at #1. If these trends continue, humanity will cease to exist.”

“@heydave7 @RealDanODowd @nytimes @Tesla @RealDawnProject Green Hills software is a pile of trash. Linux ftw.”

“@CuriousPejjy No Model Y “refresh” is coming out this year. I should note that Tesla continuously improves its cars, so even a car that is 6 months newer will be a little better.”

“Tesla announcement goes live at 5pm California time. 30 minutes of media Q&A to follow.”

“@vkhosla Do some research before you display your utter ignorance. SpaceX gets no subsidies and received half as much as Boeing for astronaut transport, but did 100% of the work. As for Tesla, take a minute to read our public filings and you will see that EV incentives represent a…”

“@MaileOnX Tesla vehicles transmit their state of health continuously”

“@TeslaBoomerPapa Let’s assume for a minute that I am on drugs (I definitely am not): This sad case is saying that I’m kicking his ass while wasted 🤣🤣”

“@Tesla Also, you can request any service from the Tesla phone app in under a minute”

“@farzyness As soon as we feel it is safe to do so. Probably within a month or two. We continue to improve the Tesla AI with each mile driven.”

“@teslaownersSV At the risk of saying something mind-blowing, if criminals are not incarcerated, then they will continue to commit crimes”

“@itsALLrisky @TeslaGong @mishaboar @DogecoinFdn Possibly. Bitcoin was conceived at a time of relatively low bandwidth & high latency. If both continue to improve substantially, we will reach a point when no second layer is needed.”

“@Andst7 @teslaownersSV @RyanGirdusky @GoodPoliticGuy Italy will have no people if these trends continue”