The tweet archive.

“Your Tesla can now drive itself through complex parking lots to find you”

“We have now confirmed that the explosion was caused by very large fireworks and/or a bomb carried in the bed of the rented Cybertruck and is unrelated to the vehicle itself. All vehicle telemetry was positive at the time of the explosion.”

“Wow, it’s so crazy the Epstein “killed himself” before realizing he was “innocent” 🙄 And Ghislaine Maxwell is in prison for what exactly? Oh yeah. Epstein client arrest counter is still zero. [@Teslaconomics] Sorry… maybe a dumb question. But if there are Epstein files, videos, and names tied to serious crimes, why hasn’t anyone been arrested yet?”

“First time that a car has delivered itself to its owner! [@Jagarzaf] @elonmusk @Tesla_AI That was me! So excited to have been a part of this thank you! @elonmusk @Tesla”

“Unsupervised full self-driving begins [@Tesla_AI] Teslas now drive themselves from their birthplace at the factory to their designated loading dock lanes without human intervention One step closer to large-scale unsupervised FSD )”

“Tesla driving itself around LA https://t.co/NyM36R6J7a”

“Tesla AI self-driving will be >10X safer than human driving [@Tesla] Instead of simply braking after the fact, FSD is able to anticipate intent before a pedestrian even steps into the road”

“Tesla self-driving is getting extremely good”

“Your Tesla car will earn you money [@cb_doge] Tesla owners will have the ability to turn their cars into robotaxis. Technically, your car will earn money for you. It's like Uber, but the car drives itself.”

“For the past several days, Tesla has been testing self-driving Model Y cars (no one in driver’s seat) on Austin public streets with no incidents. A month ahead of schedule. Next month, first self-delivery from factory to customer.”

“Heartfelt thanks to everyone supporting @Tesla, despite many attacks against our stores and offices ❤️❤️❤️ [@niccruzpatane] A friend in Texas recently picked up his Cybertruck because he wanted to support Elon/Tesla is blown away by Full Self-Driving. He is a first time EV owner. This all completely new to him. He replaced his Range Rover with Cybertruck.”

““Tesla is far ahead in self-driving cars” – Jensen Huang https://t.co/wynHNIcf7n”

“Model Y is the best-selling car of any kind in the world! [@webdevMason] We just got a 7-seat model Y, and we're gonna make that itty bitty third row work for us by hook or by crook because **** I love this car Full self-driving is the first real life changing quality of life improvement I've gotten from a product in as long as I can remember”

“The latest version of Tesla’s (supervised) self-driving will blow your mind”

“Tesla Cybertruck beats a 911 while towing a 911, which mean it can carry a 911 faster down a 1/4 mile than the Porsche can travel by itself … [@cybertruck] Beating a 911 while towing a 911”

“Try Tesla self-driving! [@Tesla] Just squeezing through”

“Optimus+PV will be the first Von Neumann probe, a machine fully capable of replicating itself using raw materials found in space”

“Kapow! 💫 [@Tesla] World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner”

“Demonstrate Tesla self-driving to a friend tomorrow. It feels like magic.”

“This is so cool 😎 Make your espresso on the road while your Tesla drives itself 🤌 https://t.co/dnh1F2Wuig”

“Tesla self-driving makes traffic and long drives painless [@Tesla] If your commute sucks, try FSD Supervised”

“Exactly [@cybertruck] Why buy a truck that cannot drive itself”

“Try Tesla self-driving [@Tesla] FSD Supervised today is a completely different experience compared to earlier versions”

“Insurance is half price when Tesla self-driving is activated, because it increases safety so much [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: U.S. insurer Lemonade has announced that it will offer a 50% rate cut for drivers of @Tesla vehicles when FSD is steering because it had data showing it reduced accidents. “A car that sees 360 degrees, never gets drowsy, and reacts in milliseconds can’t be compared to a… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013998338790535320”

“Try Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@Scobleizer] Our robot has driven me and the family for two hours in driving rain across one of USA’s most dangerous roads. Without my hands touching the wheel once. It is how it handled pudddles, two brown streams crossing the road that most impresses me. While coming at us fast. None of”

“Tesla self-driving is a game-changer [@Tesla] FSD Supervised can give you back your freedom”

“Test drive a Tesla and see for yourself!”

“These are unmodified Tesla cars coming straight from the factory, meaning that every Tesla coming out of our factories is capable of unsupervised self-driving! [@elonmusk] Beautifully simple design.”

“Tesla self-driving is amazing! [@Tesla] You can get a glimpse of that today: although FSD Supervised currently does require your supervision, you will still notice that your commute or long drives are suddenly so much less taxing. No constant micro-adjustments in rush hour traffic. No frustration. Car does it all for”

“Awesome, thank you! [@seanhannity] As promised yesterday, I Just ordered my new self driving Tesla! Over 1000HP, 0-60 in 2.0 seconds! Details on how to win the Tesla of your Choice soon on http://Hannity.com”

“For the first time, there will soon be a generalized, pure AI solution to full self-driving. Just cameras and the Tesla AI chip with Tesla AI software. [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸TESLA FULL SELF-DRIVING IS A MIRACLE Tesla’s Full Self-Driving isn’t a feature—it’s a technological miracle. Elon has delivered what the experts said was impossible: real-world, real-time autonomy that navigates cities, highways, roundabouts, and chaos—flawlessly. It doesn’t”

“This year [@Tesla] One day it’ll drive itself right to your house”

“FSD 14.3 release notes @Tesla_AI [@Tesla_AI] New release of FSD Supervised now starting to roll out This update brings 20% faster reaction time to further increase safety, among many other improvements Full release notes below Full Self-Driving (Supervised) v14.3 includes - Upgraded the Reinforcement Learning (RL) stage”

“Europe will love Tesla self-driving! Due to the extreme regulatory burden of the EU, which in general stifles innovation in Europe, Tesla owners there have been stuck with basic lane-following. [@SawyerMerritt] German TV reporter testing @Tesla FSD (Supervised) V14 in the country as public transport in rural areas: "I was genuinely impressed. In the situations where we experienced the system, it worked perfectly and safely. I hadn't expected that. Even in the bad weather conditions in”

“Tesla full self-driving will amaze you [@SawyerMerritt] 44% of voters have not tried any version of Tesla FSD (Supervised) V13.”

“Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta is now available to anyone in North America who requests it from the car screen, assuming you have bought this option. Congrats to Tesla Autopilot/AI team on achieving a major milestone!”

“Tesla self-driving will be far safer than human driving [@Scobleizer] I thought Tesla was trying to kill me tonight. AI was driving me in the fast lane at 79 m.p.h and all of a sudden it lunged across the yellow line. Before I could take over a motorcyclist went by at a high rate of speed. In my lane. Or too close for me. The Tesla saw him”

“True [@Tesla] While you sleep, your Tesla downloads a free software update that makes it better at supervised self driving”

“💯 violent terrorism [@shaunmmaguire] Rampant domestic terrorism against Teslas SWATTING conservative influencers Vehement protesting and lawfare against the deportations of violent criminals This is not freedom of speech or Democratically aligned self-expression This is anarchoterrorism”

“Tesla self-driving massively improves your quality of life and safety for the thousands of life hours you’re in a car [@jamesdouma] Frequent travel between SF and LA has been an enormous drain on my time and energy for 25 years. FSD has nearly eliminated it. This technology has significantly improved my quality of life.”

“Hey @maddow, why the lie? [@SawyerMerritt] Tonight, Rachel Maddow led her show with a hit piece against the Cybertruck & Elon, suggesting the proposed $400M for armored Teslas was an example of "self-dealing." Yet she conveniently left out that the procurement list was revised in Dec 2024, when Biden was President. The… )”

“Tesla self-driving is smooth [@aelluswamy] FSD’s been prepared for this one”

“Good Tesla self-driving demo. It’s true, buying anything except a Tesla will seem like buying a horse & buggy.”

“Cybertruck is so awesome. Until you’ve tried it out, you have no idea, because there’s nothing like it. Best product Tesla has ever made to date. [@cybertruck] Cybertruck is extremely comfortable on long trips especially thanks to: – Minimal body roll – Comfort Mode on FSD (gentler acceleration & braking, softer damping, smoother handling) – Air suspension + self-leveling keeping the truck flat even with load”

“Getting ready for unsupervised self-driving [@Tesla_AI] FSD Supervised ride-hailing service is live for an early set of employees in Austin & San Francisco Bay Area. We've completed over 1.5k trips & 15k miles of driving. This service helps us develop & validate FSD networks, the mobile app, vehicle allocation, mission control &”

“Tesla self-driving now recognizes hand signals [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised responds to hand gestures while squeezing through a tight lane in the Netherlands”

“Tesla self-driving saves a lot of lives – the statistics are unequivocal. That doesn’t mean it’s perfect, of course. Even when we improve safety 10X, saving 90% of the million lives lost in auto accidents every year, Tesla will still get sued for the 10% who did die. The 90% [@ElliotCohe74430] Tesla FSD just saved two lives on the highway. A man walked straight into traffic in heavy fog/rain at 65+ mph. The Model 3 spotted him and swerved safely. Could’ve been fatal for both the pedestrian and my cousin driving. Insane reaction time. Grateful for @elonmusk @Tesla”

“@stevenmackeyman The reason I’m in America along with so many critical people who built SpaceX, Tesla and hundreds of other companies that made America strong is because of H1B. Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face. I will go to war on this issue the likes of which you cannot…”

“You can now have a self-driving Tesla take you to SJC airport! [@Tesla_AI] Our Bay Area ride-hailing service now goes to SJC airport ✈️”

“Super easy to turn on self-driving in a @Tesla! [@Tesla] This is how easy it is to enable FSD Supervised”