The tweet archive.

“One day, Tesla will make a drivetrain per second”

“There is no doubt that shooting bullets into Tesla stores and burning down Superchargers are acts of terrorism [@FischerKing64] The left is taking issue with the attacks on Tesla dealerships and charging stations as ‘domestic terrorism.’ They want to call it ‘vandalism’ - and justify it. And yet grandmas who entered the Capitol peacefully on J6 were prosecuted as ‘insurrectionists.’ Sick.”

“Justice prevails. Meanwhile, none of the many short sellers who egregiously manipulated Tesla stock for years and lied repeatedly on TV have been prosecuted. Not one.”

“This is pure gold 😂 The 1996 model Schumer is right! [@WesternLensman] 🚨1996: Chuck Schumer explains “the number one reason" illegals come to the US is so they can defraud programs like Social Security — and wants to stop it. Chuck sounding very DOGE! “This is an anti-fraud amendment. All over where we go, people say, why can't you stop illegal”

“Tesla has ramped up security and activated Sentry Mode on all vehicles at stores [@SawyerMerritt] I think I speak for all Tesla owners and investors when I say that, at this point, Tesla should have 24-hour physical security guards at all its showrooms and service centers in the U.S. and Canada until things calm down. We fully support Tesla allocating funds for this.”

“First of all, there are no cuts to Medicaid, Social Security or other entitlements, unless stopping fraud is considered a “cut”. Second, organizing a campaign to call for the death of someone is illegal. The organizers and funders will be found and prosecuted. [@MrAndyNgo] Leftist protesters shut down access to the Tesla store in Manhattan by laying on the ground outside on March 29. They held up signs urging for Elon Musk to be shot and for more Tesla property to be firebombed.”

“Insurance is half price when Tesla self-driving is activated, because it increases safety so much [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: U.S. insurer Lemonade has announced that it will offer a 50% rate cut for drivers of @Tesla vehicles when FSD is steering because it had data showing it reduced accidents. “A car that sees 360 degrees, never gets drowsy, and reacts in milliseconds can’t be compared to a… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013998338790535320”

“Macrohard or Digital Optimus is a joint xAI-Tesla project, coming as part of Tesla’s investment agreement with xAI. Grok is the master conductor/navigator with deep understanding of the world to direct digital Optimus, which is processing and actioning the past 5 secs of”

“Interesting [@nataliegwinters] 🚨 The wife of former U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves, who led the prosecution of 1,500+ Jan6ers, is on the Board of Indivisible . This Soros-backed group is the leading organizer of anti-Trump protests and violent Tesla acts. Deleted webpages reveal this connection ⬇️⬇️⬇️”

“Model Y is #1 [@XFreeze] Tesla Model Y is the world's best-selling car for 3 consecutive years 2023: #1 2024: #1 2025: #1 Cumulative global sales: 4,000,000+ units Not best-selling EV. Best-selling car. Period. Beating every gas, hybrid, and electric vehicle on Earth”

“Awesome, thank you! [@seanhannity] As promised yesterday, I Just ordered my new self driving Tesla! Over 1000HP, 0-60 in 2.0 seconds! Details on how to win the Tesla of your Choice soon on http://Hannity.com”

“Tesla Model S Plaid delivery event June 3 at our California factory Fastest production car ever 0 to 60mph in under 2 secs”

“https://t.co/tu4nztFwwG [@Tesla] New Model Y Performance now available in the US – 3.3 secs 0-60 – 155 mph top speed – 308 mi range Highlights – New front/rear fascia & carbon spoiler for better aerodynamics – Performance carbon spoiler = increased downforce, reduced drag – New 21" Arachnid wheels + tires with”

“The Plaid Speed Model S Tesla does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds. Crushes any million dollar sports car, despite being a 4 door sedan.”

“Colossus 2 will be the first Gigawatt AI training supercluster [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: xAI just received 168 Tesla Megapacks to power Colossus 2 their second AI data center. That’s massive energy storage. Enough to run an entire neighborhood now fueling AGI. Tesla + xAI = The future of power-hungry intelligence.”

“Tesla self-driving feels like magic [@TechOperator] Today I went with my friends to test drive a Tesla Model X. Here’s one experiencing FSD for the first time: 45 unregretted user seconds of joy and amazement. )”

“@Teslarati 20% fake/spam accounts, while 4 times what Twitter claims, could be *much* higher. My offer was based on Twitter’s SEC filings being accurate. Yesterday, Twitter’s CEO publicly refused to show proof of <5%. This deal cannot move forward until he does.”

“Hey @Apple App Store, why do you refuse to put either 𝕏 or Grok in your “Must Have” section when 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the world and Grok is #5 among all apps? Are you playing politics? What gives? Inquiring minds want to know. [@teslaownersSV] The people have spoken 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in the USA”

“It just works. You can summon your Tesla from your phone. [@waitbutwhy] Went to the mall today and in typical form failed to note where I parked. Instead of looking for it, I tried something crazy and summoned the car from the Tesla app. 30 seconds later, the empty car emerged from one of the lanes and pulled up in front of me. We live in the future.”

“Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.”

“Over 6000 consecutive miles using Tesla full self-driving! [@DavidMoss] I have now passed 6,000 consecutive miles of non rounded up actual true 100% intervention free FSD 14.2 driving in my 2025 Model 3 Premium Longe Range RWD This journey has taken me to 17 states starting from Raleigh, NC to now currently I’m in Ashland, OR with 59 Tesla… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002562642951680083”

“It really is [@AutismCapital] 🚨ELON MUSK: "The radical left say that we're stealing social security. First of all, I don't need the money. In fact, it's costing me a lot to be in this job. You had Tim Walz dancing on stage showing a chart of Tesla stock, which is an awful thing to do. What they're trying to”

“So Senator Richard Blumenthal, aka “Dick”, really wants to meet “Big Balls”!! This is too good 🤣🤣 [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SEN BLUMENTHAL DEMANDS ANSWERS ON TESLA CYBERTRUCK PURCHASE Sen. Richard Blumenthal is pressing Secretary of State Marco Rubio over reports that the State Department plans to spend $400M on armored Tesla Cybertrucks for diplomats. He’s demanding records on Elon’s… )”

“Sentient machines [@AIDRIVR] @battleangelviv I was using FSD leaving San Francisco when the power outage froze the Waymos my family was with me telling me the navigation was wrong and made no sense, turns out it was avoiding all the blocked intersections”

“Try it by downloading the Grok app! Use speech to guide creative image flow and then tap on any image you like to turn it into a video in 15 seconds. [@teslaownersSV] Grok imagine is by far the best and quickest video AI I’ve experienced yet”

“Exactly [@WholeMarsBlog] "Elon only has to get Tesla's market cap up to $2 trillion to secure the first tranche! That's way too easy!" Actually, even getting to a $2 trillion market cap (sustained over 6 months) is not enough. Tesla must also meet a corresponding operational milestone, like $50 billion”

“Necessity is the mother of invention. The @Tesla_AI team is epicly hardcore. No one can match Tesla’s real-world AI. [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 TESLA HAS PATENTED A "MATHEMATICAL CHEAT CODE" THAT FORCES CHEAP 8-BIT CHIPS TO RUN ELITE 32-BIT AI MODELS AND REWRITES THE RULES OF SILICON 🐳 How does a Tesla remember a stop sign it hasn’t seen for 30 seconds, or a humanoid robot maintain perfect balance while… https://x.com/i/web/status/2012374751982092501”

“💯 [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk couldn’t care about your social security number. He is following fraud and waste payments. He worked at PayPal with 100M users private information and he works at SpaceX that has highly classified information. He has never done anything wrong with this type of info.)”

““Big Balls” lmaooo [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SEN BLUMENTHAL DEMANDS ANSWERS ON TESLA CYBERTRUCK PURCHASE Sen. Richard Blumenthal is pressing Secretary of State Marco Rubio over reports that the State Department plans to spend $400M on armored Tesla Cybertrucks for diplomats. He’s demanding records on Elon’s… )”

“Download the Tesla Robotaxi app [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has updated their Robotaxi app. What's new: • New tips section, which displays how many seats are available in the car, tells you that the vehicle lights will pulse on arrival and that Tesla may use interior cabin camera to ensure safety • Darker appearance •”

“😂 [@Tesladvisor] FSD just saved me $400 and a trip to the tow yard this morning! Last night there was no parking anywhere in our apartment complex, so we risked the 7AM loading zone. Wife: “they won’t tow on a Sunday.” 7:15 AM: having breakfast and notice a security guard taking pics of our… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997715743337836919”

“@WholeMarsBlog Yeah, but I didn’t leak it to NYT. They must have got it through friends of friends. I heard from multiple people at TED that Gates still had half billion short against Tesla, which is why I asked him, so it’s not exactly top secret.”

“Due to high levels of demand for FSD Beta, adding “Download Beta” button to Service section of car display in ~10 days”

“Model S just set record for fastest 4 door ever at Laguna Seca, video tmrw”

“Tesla Model S Plaid Speed (Spaceballs reference for beyond ludicrous speed) does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds, despite being a four door sedan with a large trunk!”

“Tap Tesla logo at top of your car’s touchscreen & wait 10 secs to open special features box”

“Review of Model S Plaid by Dan Neil https://t.co/JY45vn8jNN https://www.wsj.com/articles/2021-tesla-model-s-plaid-feel-the-force0-60-in-2-seconds-11624562135?st=vklnm3wu9ls1d4x&reflink=article_copyURL_share”

“Tesla self-driving [@DavidMoss] Tonight Tesla FSD history was made, my 2025 Model 3 was able to now complete its record 12,000th consecutive mile in a row, (yes 12k) without any disengagements, takeovers, red hands alert etc in any situation whatsoever including all parking & charging stops at Tesla… https://x.com/i/web/status/2010608939751047484”

“Progress [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 for you section has been showing a ton of bangers and great posts from small accounts. This is the best I’ve seen it yet.”

“Try @Grok Imagine. It gets better every week! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 🏆 #1 in Image-to-Video Arena xAI Grok Image-to-Video 720p just secured the top spot with a 1402 score — leading the leaderboard among 33 models and nearly 400K votes. Innovation. Performance. Dominance. This is Grok setting the new standard for AI video generation.”

“Send files via 𝕏 Chat with full encryption. Much more secure than email! [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat Feature 𝕏 Chat lets you send attachments like documents, files, videos, GIFs, and photos with full encryption for safer conversations. Just hit the ‘+’ icon located at the bottom left of your conversation”

“Tesla dual motor, all-wheel drive performance Model 3: 3.5 sec 0-60mph 155 mph Top Speed 310 mile Range”

“Also, FSD Beta 10.12.2 now expanding to 100k cars. 10.13 smooths out intersection control, especially long lefts, and starts to handle roads with no map data at all. Last point is a big deal. Within a few months, FSD should be able to drive to a GPS point with zero map data.”

“This is the best way to use Grok [@teslaownersSV] You can add instant Grok access to your phone lock screen in 10 secs: 1. Long press on your screen 2. Tap customize 3. Tap Grok”

“@TeslaBoomerMama @Tesla Definitely need to enhance security”

“Send any files securely with 𝕏 Chat [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat lets you send attachments like documents, files, videos, GIFs, and photos with full encryption for safer conversations. Just hit the ‘+’ icon located at the bottom left of your conversation.”

“Takes 30 seconds [@teslaownersSV] > This is WILD 🔥 > Now you can turn any image into a video with Grok Imagine. > Add your own prompt, generate and tweet it instantly.”

“Production Tesla Model S P100DL sets Motor Trend all-time world record to 60 mph in 2.27 sec https://t.co/sxALQrM5Ls http://bit.ly/2kmMo3m”

“Joe Rogan describes Tesla for 4 mins & 20 secs https://t.co/ju6N683Dd5 https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=6076&v=O00gaA5u6BI&feature=youtu.be”

“Great Q&A @defcon last night. Thanks for helping make Tesla & SpaceX more secure! Planning to open-source Tesla vehicle security software for free use by other car makers. Extremely important to a safe self-driving future for all.”