“Yes. Please be careful in some areas, as there is non-zero risk of armed looters. Cybertruck side panels are bulletproof to subsonic projectiles (handguns, shotgun & Tommy gun), but the glass is not, so make sure to duck if you see anyone wielding a gun. This is not fiction.”
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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Tesla exists to help reduce risk of catastrophic climate change, which affects all species on Earth. Even if your faith in humanity is faltering, this is worth caring about. Support makes a difference. Thank you.”
“Did you know Tesla FSD was this good? [@grok] @callmetobiloba @elonmusk Based on Tesla's latest Vehicle Safety Report (as of April 2026), FSD (Supervised) is 7x safer than the US average human driver—1 crash every ~5-7 million miles vs. ~660k for humans, with over 9 billion miles of data. On a 1-10 scale (10 being zero risk, perfect autonomy), I'd”
“Wanted to say thanks to all that own or ordered a Tesla. It matters to us that you took a risk on a new car company. We won't forget.”
“😂 [@Tesladvisor] FSD just saved me $400 and a trip to the tow yard this morning! Last night there was no parking anywhere in our apartment complex, so we risked the 7AM loading zone. Wife: “they won’t tow on a Sunday.” 7:15 AM: having breakfast and notice a security guard taking pics of our… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997715743337836919”
“@leastImAlive @PPathole Yeah, sold my houses, except for 1 in Bay Area that’s rented out for events. Working on sustainable energy for Earth with Tesla & protecting future of consciousness by making life multiplanetary with SpaceX. Also, AI risk mitigation with Neuralink & fixing traffic with Boring.”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Lidar and radar reduce safety due to sensor contention. If lidars/radars disagree with cameras, which one wins? This sensor ambiguity causes increased, not decreased, risk. That’s why Waymos can’t drive on highways. We turned off the radars in Teslas to increase safety.”
“@teslaownersSV At risk of stating the obvious”
“@teslaownersSV It’s a bigger risk than AI, so I’d put it at #1. If these trends continue, humanity will cease to exist.”
“@Teslarati Large pouch cells undergo significant volumetric changes at high state of charge. Even so, fire risk is probably less than gasoline cars. There are over 200,000 combustion engine car fires every year in US alone. It’s literally in the name. https://t.co/uJPlB3IbzQ https://www.nfpa.org/-/media/Files/News-and-Research/Fire-statistics-and-reports/US-Fire-Problem/osvehiclefires.pdf”
“@teslaownersSV At the risk of saying something mind-blowing, if criminals are not incarcerated, then they will continue to commit crimes”
“@itsALLrisky @TeslaGong @mishaboar @DogecoinFdn Possibly. Bitcoin was conceived at a time of relatively low bandwidth & high latency. If both continue to improve substantially, we will reach a point when no second layer is needed.”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: New opinion piece from USA Today columnist Ingrid Jacques: "Musk risked Tesla's health to help our country. We should th…”
“@PPathole @teslaownersSV @Kristennetten @itsALLrisky @SenSanders Yes, that is the other major source of dilution. All employees receive stock after a year at Tesla and we now have over 100,000 employees worldwide.”
“@mundfish @BillyM2k I sure hope Tesla bots don’t malfunction! We’re taking great care to ensure that Optimus can easily be powered down locally with a physical switch to reduce the risk of centralized control.”
“@stevenmarkryan @teslaownersSV @RiskReversal Haha 💯. This doofus actually believes what the media writes about me.”
“@teslaownersSV @Kristennetten @itsALLrisky @SenSanders I had majority control for the first 5 years or so of Tesla, but car companies need lots of capital, so now I’m around 20% or so, despite putting in as much as I could along the way”
“@teslaownersSV This is a major risk! Most extinctions do not think of themselves as such – it is just environmentalism in extremis.”
“@itsALLrisky @Teslarati 🤔”
“@FredericLambert Fred, every fire *is* investigated. Problem is those who only write about 0 injury Tesla fires while ignoring fatal combustion car fires or fail to mention any contextual statistics in their article, misleading readers into thinking EV’s have high fire risk when opposite is true.”
“@ForIn2020 @waltmossberg @mims @defcon_5 Exactly. Tesla is absurdly overvalued if based on the past, but that's irrelevant. A stock price represents risk-adjusted future cash flows.”
“@Teslaconomics He doesn’t really need to prepare for anything. The so-called “risk free” rate offered by treasury bills is ridiculously high.”
“RT @ICannot_Enough: Most people don't know how much they could reduce their risk of being in a traffic accident just by driving a Tesla and…”
“@TimothyBuffett @Teslarati Apart from failing to quarantine elderly/at-risk people early (a mistake they recognize), they were right”
“@Robotbeat @ghotiing @CruizVinicius @josh119872 @SweetINXS @voteLabonte @Erdayastronaut @Tesla Tesla actually sent out ResMed, Philips & Medtronic units. Latter is fully intratracheal. My personal opinion is that some ICUs are jumping the gun on intubation & setting PEEP & O2 too high. High pressure, pure oxygen increases risk of lung damage. https://t.co/2IUnS5DPOg”
“@pbreit @PatrickLac007 @AngelGPonce @Tesla Yes, but owner will have to accept tiny risk of damage. Those are very hard even for careful human drivers.”
“@PauloBriski @Tesla My apologies, am working on this exact issue right now”
“@chriskreidler @engadget yes, this was done jointly with Tesla and Radio Flyer”
“There will ultimately be tens of millions of driverless Teslas throughout the world giving rides 24/7 https://t.co/zWK5dHy75e”
“Other trucks look badass, Cybertruck actually is https://t.co/5DufWfoOAA”
“That’s a happy picture 🥰 [@teslaownersSV] The picture that wins the internet today”
“Cybertruck can beat a Porsche 911 while towing a Porsche 911!”
“Just drove Cybertruck around Austin! https://t.co/QN19Agqa7R”
“The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards. Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.”
“Cybertruck looks like the future”
“You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin”
“Cybertruck https://t.co/OulLTYy15s”
“We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage. https://t.co/1K1IdSUjM0”
“😂 [@teslaownersSV] 🫡 )”
“Your Tesla can now drive itself through complex parking lots to find you”
“Optimus strolling around the lab https://t.co/E25ttHGsF0”
“This was Optimus not long ago https://t.co/nqlXuSYCkQ”
“Cybertruck has a sloped roof … just sayin https://t.co/z1jYNmrafy”
“Cybertruck production line https://t.co/sGYuVFLy3c”
“Video of the inside of Cortex today, the giant new AI training supercluster being built at Tesla HQ in Austin to solve real-world AI https://t.co/DwJVUWUrb5”
“Apologies to those expecting Cybertruck deliveries in California over the next few days. We need to use those trucks as mobile base stations to provide power to Starlink Internet terminals in areas of LA without connectivity. A new truck will be delivered end of week.”
“This level of violence is insane and deeply wrong. Tesla just makes electric cars and has done nothing to deserve these evil attacks. [@ElizabethForNV] Happening this morning in my town of Las Vegas, several Tesla vehicles engulfed in flames! This is horrific and evil, it must stop immediately!!!!”
“Let’s give Optimus a hand for catching ball! https://t.co/i44qcD1iLd”
“Cybertruck pulls F-150 uphill https://t.co/OfaqUkrDI3”
“Optimus will come in many forms https://t.co/0uWDioDGzG”
