“@yunta_tsai Tesla AI is where the rubber hits the road. “Make no mistakes” is not just a meme joke for self-driving AI. Tesla AI saves lives every day, at large scale. No other AI team can yet make that claim.”
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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@Techmeme @timkhiggins This is false. Eyetracking rejected for being ineffective, not for cost. WSJ fails to mention that Tesla is safest car on road, which would make article ridiculous. Approx 4X better than avg.”
“@blueskykites @Grimezsz @WholeMarsBlog @SpaceXMR @musky_meme @CovelloMassimo @SpaceX @Kristennetten @EliBurton_ @Erdayastronaut @28delayslater @TeslaAndDoge @bevedoni @TeslaHype @OwenSparks_ @RationalEtienne It’s true – I do think a lot about rocket engine chamber pressure ahaha”
“@TalkTesla @Techmeme @timkhiggins According to NHTSA, there was an automotive fatality every 86M miles in 2017 (~40,000 deaths). Tesla was every 320M miles. It’s not possible to be zero, but probability of fatality is much lower in a Tesla. We will be reporting updated safety numbers after each quarter.”
“@gtagmemes @teslaownersSV There will be universal high income and childcare and I love humanity and don’t want us all to die out”
“RT @elonmusk: @yunta_tsai Tesla AI is where the rubber hits the road. “Make no mistakes” is not just a meme joke for self-driving AI. Tes…”
“@teslaownersSV I was about this meme tbh 😂”
“@TheDogeBird @WholeMarsBlog @ImMeme0 @TeslaAIBot 😂”
“@MemesOfMars @Kristennetten @annerajb @flcnhvy @Erdayastronaut @PatrickLac007 @AngelGPonce @Tesla SpaceX thruster package will be subtle. Hidden behind license plate.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk lives on Memes Street https://t.co/4rV8XHznfg”
“@teslaownersSV I am become meme”
“@SamTalksTesla @JaneidyEve Mars is god of war & memes are a form of war … and fun too! Neither will be destroyed. Ceres, moons of Jupiter & Saturn prob come next.”
“@truth_tesla @flabellina212 @bouncygulag @tmornini @Param86330798 @Grimezsz Not to mention https://t.co/LJJCD7BAgX! http://stankmemes.com”
“@MoWo91 @SpX_memes @SpaceX @Tesla @RenataKonkoly @sara_boutall @Kristennetten @Erdayastronaut @flcnhvy @JohnnaCrider1 🤣🤣”
“@Techmeme Tesla does not really have "TTunes". That's a joke.”
“@MemesOfMars @Teslarati @ray4tesla Yeah, would be great to get feedback from Tesla supporters”
“@MemesOfMars @Teslarati The mechanical attachment mechanism. We need to make sure they won’t fall off due to vibration & acoustics.”
“@sokane1 @TalkTesla @Techmeme @timkhiggins Yes”
“There will ultimately be tens of millions of driverless Teslas throughout the world giving rides 24/7 https://t.co/zWK5dHy75e”
“Other trucks look badass, Cybertruck actually is https://t.co/5DufWfoOAA”
“That’s a happy picture 🥰 [@teslaownersSV] The picture that wins the internet today”
“Cybertruck can beat a Porsche 911 while towing a Porsche 911!”
“Just drove Cybertruck around Austin! https://t.co/QN19Agqa7R”
“The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards. Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.”
“Cybertruck looks like the future”
“You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin”
“Cybertruck https://t.co/OulLTYy15s”
“We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage. https://t.co/1K1IdSUjM0”
“😂 [@teslaownersSV] 🫡 )”
“Your Tesla can now drive itself through complex parking lots to find you”
“Optimus strolling around the lab https://t.co/E25ttHGsF0”
“This was Optimus not long ago https://t.co/nqlXuSYCkQ”
“Cybertruck has a sloped roof … just sayin https://t.co/z1jYNmrafy”
“Cybertruck production line https://t.co/sGYuVFLy3c”
“Video of the inside of Cortex today, the giant new AI training supercluster being built at Tesla HQ in Austin to solve real-world AI https://t.co/DwJVUWUrb5”
“Apologies to those expecting Cybertruck deliveries in California over the next few days. We need to use those trucks as mobile base stations to provide power to Starlink Internet terminals in areas of LA without connectivity. A new truck will be delivered end of week.”
“This level of violence is insane and deeply wrong. Tesla just makes electric cars and has done nothing to deserve these evil attacks. [@ElizabethForNV] Happening this morning in my town of Las Vegas, several Tesla vehicles engulfed in flames! This is horrific and evil, it must stop immediately!!!!”
“Let’s give Optimus a hand for catching ball! https://t.co/i44qcD1iLd”
“Cybertruck pulls F-150 uphill https://t.co/OfaqUkrDI3”
“Optimus will come in many forms https://t.co/0uWDioDGzG”
“All Tesla Superchargers in Israel are free”
“Just wanted to say thank you to everyone supporting Tesla in the face of relentless attacks. ❤️❤️ Super Appreciated!! ❤️❤️”
“Optimus folds a shirt https://t.co/3F5o3jVLq1”
“Yeah [@TeslaBoomerMama] This was the moment I understood something was off July 2022 )”
“Yes 🇺🇸 [@teslaownersSV] I will fight for and die in America Elon Musk )”
“Fight Recap: I joked on X about fighting Zuck Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION” Italy graciously offered a Colosseum Zuck declined I suggested his home as “safe space” Tragically, he was ahem “traveling” Is there anywhere he will fight? https://t.co/gpcRLW49fv https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12222925/Zuck-V-Musk-Meta-boss-tells-Tesla-CEO-send-location-CAGE-FIGHT-Vegas.html”
“An investigation has found 5 ActBlue-funded groups responsible for Tesla “protests”: Troublemakers, Disruption Project, Rise & Resist, Indivisible Project and Democratic Socialists of America. ActBlue funders include George Soros, Reid Hoffman, Herbert Sandler, Patricia Bauman,…”
“Tesla has a Semi 😉”
“This will become normal in a few years [@cb_doge] Optimus serving popcorn is the best thing you'll see on the internet today. 🍿”
“Giga Texas, Tesla Headquarters https://t.co/eqbIP1ID5q”
