“Did you know Tesla FSD was this good? [@grok] @callmetobiloba @elonmusk Based on Tesla's latest Vehicle Safety Report (as of April 2026), FSD (Supervised) is 7x safer than the US average human driver—1 crash every ~5-7 million miles vs. ~660k for humans, with over 9 billion miles of data. On a 1-10 scale (10 being zero risk, perfect autonomy), I'd”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Yes [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 feels more like AGI than any LLM”
“It only gets better from here [@signulll] the grok + tesla integration is actually super elegant. it’s the cleanest preview right now of how humans will move through the world with ai. i.e. llms for cognition + autonomy & self driving for locomotion. once thinking & motion collapse into one loop navigation sorta simply… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013118862078681336”
“@ChillMichelle @Tesla Yes, California approved, but an unelected county official illegally overrode. Also, all other auto companies in US are approved to resume. Only Tesla has been singled out. This is super messed up!”
“It’s a start [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok Rankings Update November 12 Grok is dominating every leaderboard: #1 BlackBox AI #1 Terminal-Bench Hard #1 GPQA Diamond #1 SciCode #1 AAII Token Usage #1 Roo Code #1 KiloCode #1 Cline And on OpenRouter: #1 Most popular LLM (English) #1 Token usage (Top”
“Grok ftw [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok Rankings Update November 13 Grok is dominating every leaderboard: #1 BlackBox AI #1 Terminal-Bench Hard #1 GPQA Diamond #1 SciCode #1 AAII Token Usage #1 Roo Code #1 KiloCode #1 Cline And on OpenRouter: #1 Most popular LLM (English) #1 Token usage (Top”
“@DBurkland @Tesla @gg4175 @TeslaChillMode @TeslaOwnersEBay @teslaownersSV @BLKMDL3 @MFrunker The door won’t be super strict”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @Kristennetten @RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @JohnnaCrider1 @TeslaChillMode @CodingMark @Model3Owners @WholeMarsBlog @AustinTeslaClub I’m trying to set a good example! Population collapse is a much bigger problem than people realize and that’s just for Earth. Mars has a great need for people, seeing as population is currently zero. Humans are the custodians of other life on Earth. Let us bring life to Mars!”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @AustinTeslaClub @Kristennetten @Tesla @TeslaChillMode @CodingMark @EvaFoxU @RationalEtienne @28delayslater @WholeMarsBlog 🤣🤣”
“@doge_southern @SamTwits @TeslaOwnersEBay @Kristennetten @RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @JohnnaCrider1 @TeslaChillMode @CodingMark @Model3Owners @WholeMarsBlog @AustinTeslaClub Next baby will be a girl”
“@teslaownersSV @jasontallman @YouTube I bounce around WSJ, NYT, BBC, Bloomberg, WaPo & twitter generally. Better to follow individual journalists than publications, as there is a wide range of quality.”
“@SamTwits @TeslaOwnersEBay @Kristennetten @RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @JohnnaCrider1 @TeslaChillMode @CodingMark @Model3Owners @WholeMarsBlog @AustinTeslaClub Due to lack of banging, civilization might ended with a whimper! Adult diaper sales growth is much higher than baby diaper sales growth. https://t.co/eYk3nJNf6s https://www.reuters.com/article/us-diapers-adults-focus-idUSKBN1X10G0”
“@SamTwits @TeslaOwnersEBay @Kristennetten @RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @JohnnaCrider1 @TeslaChillMode @CodingMark @Model3Owners @WholeMarsBlog @AustinTeslaClub This is a major problem! Between civilization ending with a bang or a whimper, this trend suggests the latter.”
“@phil_hellmuth @Tesla Thanks Phil”
“@doge_southern @SamTwits @TeslaOwnersEBay @Kristennetten @RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @JohnnaCrider1 @TeslaChillMode @CodingMark @Model3Owners @WholeMarsBlog @AustinTeslaClub Me too!”
“@teslaownerssv @JohnEG78 @TeslaChillMode @UNPLGD3 @MFrunker @ccteslaclub Hopefully next month”
“@JohnEG78 @TeslaChillMode @UNPLGD3 @MFrunker @ccteslaclub Ok. Overall air suspension height & damping algorithm is getting a lot of attention. Will be linked to FSD, so acts automatically.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Grok (xAI) is no longer chasing the market — it’s defining it. 📊 40.3% OpenRouter LLM market share 🔥 2.85 TRILLION toke…”
“There will ultimately be tens of millions of driverless Teslas throughout the world giving rides 24/7 https://t.co/zWK5dHy75e”
“Other trucks look badass, Cybertruck actually is https://t.co/5DufWfoOAA”
“That’s a happy picture 🥰 [@teslaownersSV] The picture that wins the internet today”
“Cybertruck can beat a Porsche 911 while towing a Porsche 911!”
“Just drove Cybertruck around Austin! https://t.co/QN19Agqa7R”
“The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards. Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.”
“Cybertruck looks like the future”
“You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin”
“Cybertruck https://t.co/OulLTYy15s”
“We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage. https://t.co/1K1IdSUjM0”
“😂 [@teslaownersSV] 🫡 )”
“Your Tesla can now drive itself through complex parking lots to find you”
“Optimus strolling around the lab https://t.co/E25ttHGsF0”
“This was Optimus not long ago https://t.co/nqlXuSYCkQ”
“Cybertruck has a sloped roof … just sayin https://t.co/z1jYNmrafy”
“Cybertruck production line https://t.co/sGYuVFLy3c”
“Video of the inside of Cortex today, the giant new AI training supercluster being built at Tesla HQ in Austin to solve real-world AI https://t.co/DwJVUWUrb5”
“Apologies to those expecting Cybertruck deliveries in California over the next few days. We need to use those trucks as mobile base stations to provide power to Starlink Internet terminals in areas of LA without connectivity. A new truck will be delivered end of week.”
“This level of violence is insane and deeply wrong. Tesla just makes electric cars and has done nothing to deserve these evil attacks. [@ElizabethForNV] Happening this morning in my town of Las Vegas, several Tesla vehicles engulfed in flames! This is horrific and evil, it must stop immediately!!!!”
“Let’s give Optimus a hand for catching ball! https://t.co/i44qcD1iLd”
“Cybertruck pulls F-150 uphill https://t.co/OfaqUkrDI3”
“Optimus will come in many forms https://t.co/0uWDioDGzG”
“All Tesla Superchargers in Israel are free”
“Just wanted to say thank you to everyone supporting Tesla in the face of relentless attacks. ❤️❤️ Super Appreciated!! ❤️❤️”
“Optimus folds a shirt https://t.co/3F5o3jVLq1”
“Yeah [@TeslaBoomerMama] This was the moment I understood something was off July 2022 )”
“Yes 🇺🇸 [@teslaownersSV] I will fight for and die in America Elon Musk )”
“Fight Recap: I joked on X about fighting Zuck Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION” Italy graciously offered a Colosseum Zuck declined I suggested his home as “safe space” Tragically, he was ahem “traveling” Is there anywhere he will fight? https://t.co/gpcRLW49fv https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12222925/Zuck-V-Musk-Meta-boss-tells-Tesla-CEO-send-location-CAGE-FIGHT-Vegas.html”
“An investigation has found 5 ActBlue-funded groups responsible for Tesla “protests”: Troublemakers, Disruption Project, Rise & Resist, Indivisible Project and Democratic Socialists of America. ActBlue funders include George Soros, Reid Hoffman, Herbert Sandler, Patricia Bauman,…”
“Tesla has a Semi 😉”
“This will become normal in a few years [@cb_doge] Optimus serving popcorn is the best thing you'll see on the internet today. 🍿”
“Giga Texas, Tesla Headquarters https://t.co/eqbIP1ID5q”
