“Advanced cybernetics are real [@MarioNawfal] CAN’T SEE, CAN’T WALK? ELON’S WORKING ON THAT Forget flying cars—Elon is out here casually curing blindness and giving people robot limbs you can control with your brain. His Neuralink brain chip can literally plug into your skull and talk to Tesla’s Optimus robot—so if you’ve”
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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@teslaownersSV This will actually be able to fly very briefly. I always laughed at flying cars & now making one. Fate 🖤 irony haha.”
“This level of violence is insane and deeply wrong. Tesla just makes electric cars and has done nothing to deserve these evil attacks. [@ElizabethForNV] Happening this morning in my town of Las Vegas, several Tesla vehicles engulfed in flames! This is horrific and evil, it must stop immediately!!!!”
“Sure is insanely ironic that the people shooting bullets into Tesla stores, burning down cars and generally being violent are calling me a Nazi when I have done literally zero violence at all 🤷♂️ [@DefiyantlyFree]”
“Your Tesla car will earn you money [@cb_doge] Tesla owners will have the ability to turn their cars into robotaxis. Technically, your car will earn money for you. It's like Uber, but the car drives itself.”
“Custom orders of the Tesla Model S & X have come to an end. All that’s left are some in inventory. We will have an official ceremony to mark the ending of an era. I love those cars. This was me at production launch 14 years ago: https://t.co/6kvCf9HTHc”
“There are very few people on Earth. Living in a big city gives you the illusion that Earth is full, but most of Earth is empty of people. [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk "All 8 billion people on Earth can fit on one floor in the city of New York. Another way, if you're flying across the country and your goal is to drop a water balloon on someone, you will fail because it's empty."”
“And they’re better cars [@tesla_na] Both Model 3 & Y start at under $40k & can drive themselves under supervision”
“For the past several days, Tesla has been testing self-driving Model Y cars (no one in driver’s seat) on Austin public streets with no incidents. A month ahead of schedule. Next month, first self-delivery from factory to customer.”
““Tesla is far ahead in self-driving cars” – Jensen Huang https://t.co/wynHNIcf7n”
“Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.”
“Congratulations Tesla Team! That’s a lot of cars.”
“Tesla puts a lot of effort into ensuring that our cars don’t run over animals [@SawyerMerritt] More than 350 million vertebrate animals are killed by human driven vehicles every year. In general, autonomous vehicles are much better than humans at dodging animals. A compilation I made of @Tesla’s FSD stopping for animals, and often saving their lives:”
“Cool [@natfriedman] Just bought my fifth sequential Tesla. I keep trying other cars with an open mind but Tesla is just better.)”
“Most people don’t know that Tesla has had an advanced AI chip and board engineering team for many years. That team has already designed and deployed several million AI chips in our cars and data centers. These chips are what enable Tesla to be the leader in real-world AI. The”
“Yes, that’s almost always how it goes with new technology [@shaunmmaguire] The Tesla Roadster is niche w bad range The Falcon 1 is a shit rocket The Neuralink v1 bit rate is low Subways >>> cars Grok 1 sucks X will break after firing people It’s amazing how people don’t get the pattern v1 sucks, v2 is okay, v3 is SOTA, v4 is god-mode)”
“True [@battleangelviv] when Teslas become basically sentient, the Cars movies will be real”
“These are unmodified Tesla cars coming straight from the factory, meaning that every Tesla coming out of our factories is capable of unsupervised self-driving! [@elonmusk] Beautifully simple design.”
“Tesla cars, especially with FSD, are the safest in the world [@Tesla] Tesla Glass can withstand 4x the weight of the car”
“4000 Tesla cars loading in SF for Europe https://t.co/BODbSzo3Fr”
“Great work by Tesla Texas Team!! Built & delivered first Giga Texas production cars & threw a killer opening party 💥💫 🚘”
“Since most people don’t love to buy cars in the middle of winter, Tesla is offering a $1000 incentive to do so. This is the essential quandary of manufacturing: factories need continuous production for efficiency, but consumer demand is seasonal.”
“Tesla Semi delivering Tesla cars https://t.co/ttEpcW5d8G”
“😎 [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department will receive a fleet of 10 @Tesla Cybertrucks to start patrolling the streets. According to Sheriff Kevin McMahill, the Cybertrucks will be made to look like LVMPD patrol and SWAT cars like the pic below: )”
“Correct. My Tesla and SpaceX shares, which are almost all my “wealth”, only go up in value as a function of how much useful product those companies produce and service. This means my “wealth” can only increase due to producing more products and services for the public.… https://t.co/uerL0kbYV6 https://x.com/i/web/status/2006014310607167607 [@toly] 🧠🪱 Elons stocks aren’t wealth. If the number of Tesla shares doubled the world isn’t any richer. If the number of Tesla cars doubled, it’s measurably richer. For him to get to $1t in capital, he has to organize labor to set the means of production in motion to produce… https://x.com/i/web/status/2005960967042027656”
“Congrats @Tesla team on making 9M cars! [@Tesla_Asia] Our 9 millionth vehicle globally has just rolled off the production line at Giga Shanghai 🎉 Thanks to our owners and supporters around the world ❤️”
“Thread on how safe Tesla cars are”
“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBIDDBongino] FBI investigates attacks on Tesla dealerships, cars amid Musk protests https://www.axios.com/2025/03/20/tesla-attacks-fbi-investigates-vandalism-swatting”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Teslas are the safest cars on the road, but most people don’t know that”
“Lots of Tesla cars to deliver before year end! Your support in taking delivery is much appreciated. Thanks also to the Tesla team working hard during the holidays!”
“I have so much respect for the associates doing an honest day’s work at Tesla or SpaceX building & servicing cars, rockets, Starlinks, batteries, solar & many other things”
“Wanted again to send a note of deep gratitude to Tesla owners WW for taking a chance on a new company that all experts said would fail. So much blood, sweat & tears from the Tesla team went into creating cars that you’d truly love. I hope you do. How can we improve further?”
“7000 cars, 7 days ♥️ Tesla Team ♥️”
“Starship is the biggest flying object ever made [@teslaownersSV] Rockets of the world, The scale of the Starship is insane. 🤯🤯”
“Cool [@OwenSparks_] Wow. This guy owns so many cars he leases a warehouse just to store them, yet his favorite is the Tesla @cybertruck he just picked up 3 weeks ago. Story shared from Theodore Denney III on FB: "I own a LOT of cars: including Ferraris (x2), Mercedes, BMW, a very rare C7 ZR1,…”
“Much appreciated [@netanyahu] https://www.jns.org/israel-asks-tesla-to-bid-on-tender-for-top-officials-cars/”
“Try it out! [@VaibhavSisinty] Did xAI just mass-murder the entire voice AI industry? 🤯 Grok just launched two voice APIs. Speech-to-Text and Text-to-Speech. Built on the same stack powering Tesla cars and Starlink support. And priced at 10x cheaper than ElevenLabs. Speech-to-Text: $0.10/hr batch.”
“.@Tesla_AI [@farzyness] My thoughts after 3 Robotaxi rides: - Very smooth and comfortable. Similar to existing Tesla cars with FSD. - App UI is intuitive but can use a couple upgrades (placing a pin anywhere, change trip while in car) - It is completely and totally surreal. As a Tesla owner and”
“@alex_avoigt Most people still have no idea how crushingly good Tesla FSD will get. It will be superhuman to such a degree that it will seem strange in the future that humans drove cars, even while exhausted and drunk! Cars will take you where you want automatically, just like getting in an…”
“Tesla made 0 cars in 2011, but will make around 500k in 2019”
“As I’ve said previously, unsupervised full self-driving Teslas will be carrying passengers in Austin in June and many cities in America by end of year. This will enable passenger cars to increase in utility by roughly half an order of magnitude overnight with a software update. [@SawyerMerritt] David Faber on CNBC today: "I had the opportunity to ride in a @Tesla this weekend on FSD. It's worth doing. The steering wheel was not touched. The technology is real. People are driving 100 miles out of New York City and not touching the steering wheel once." - @davidfaber”
“Starship is the largest flying object ever made and it will continue to grow [@teslaownersSV] Rockets of the world,,, The scale of the Starship is insane. 🤯🤯”
“Just started Tesla Robotaxi drives in Austin with no safety monitor in the car. Congrats to the @Tesla_AI team! If you’re interested in solving real-world AI, which is likely to lead to AGI imo, join Tesla AI. Solving real-world AI for Optimus will be 100X harder than cars. [@Tsla99T] I am in a robotaxi without safety monitor”
“Tesla is down to the last few hundred Model S & X cars in inventory. Poignant end of an era. [@mitchellh] Traded in my 2020 Model S for a brand new plaid X before they discontinue it. Car is amazing, but the FSD hype is real. It blew away my expectations coming from the 2020 hardware. 95% of my miles are self driven in LA over the past month. I wouldn’t have even believed myself lol.”
“The Tesla cars operating in The Boring Company tunnels under Las Vegas will be driverless in a month or two [@boringcompany] Initial Full Self-Driving tests in Vegas Loop from the Las Vegas Convention Center to the Encore Resort. Thanks to @Tesla @LVCVA @WynnLasVegas for being great partners.”
“Cool [@OwenSparks_] Wow. This guy owns so many cars he leases a warehouse just to store them, yet his favorite is the Tesla @cybertruck he just picked up 3 weeks ago. Story shared from Theodore Denney III on FB: "I own a LOT of cars: including Ferraris (x2), Mercedes, BMW, a very rare C7 ZR1,…”
“Maybe Tesla should make this [@unkonfined] @KettlebellDan A Cybertruck merged with a passenger plane flying through a futuristic post apocalyptic world run by robots 📐🤖”
“Tesla autonomous driving might spread faster than any technology ever. The hardware foundations have been laid for such a long time that a software update enables self-driving for millions of pre-existing cars in a short period of time. [@SawyerMerritt] Comparison of Tesla's vs Waymo's Robotaxi geofence map in Austin, Texas. Today, @Tesla expanded their geofence area for the first time in two months.”
“Working on Tesla North American service. Goal is 2/3 of cars receive same-day service, no wait.”
“@all_in_tok Let’s not forget the White House giving Tesla the cold shoulder, excluding us from the EV summit and crediting GM with “leading the electric car revolution” in the same quarter that they delivered 26 electric cars (not a typo) and Tesla delivered 300 thousand.”
