The tweet archive.

“😂 [@TheBabylonBee] Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down https://buff.ly/SM4YUu5”

“Turns out that we can get radical leftists to burn down any government department if we just put a Tesla logo on it! This will be so easy. They’ll never figure it out. [@TheBabylonBee] Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down https://buff.ly/SM4YUu5”

“Baby me talking on a toy telephone [@Teslaconomics] With Grok Imagine, you can make any photo come to life and have it say whatever you want. “I would like to buy $1B worth of Tesla stock.””

“@Tesla My security car is called Baby Smurf”

“@TheBabylonBee I feel like this has happened at Tesla a few times”

“@doge_southern @SamTwits @TeslaOwnersEBay @Kristennetten @RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @JohnnaCrider1 @TeslaChillMode @CodingMark @Model3Owners @WholeMarsBlog @AustinTeslaClub Next baby will be a girl”

“@AustinTeslaClub @TheBabylonBee Probably commenting on @signalapp will do more”

“First baby step in Tesla Summon capability now downloading over-the-air with V7.1”

“@billhuang688 @woonomic @VaibhavSisinty I put in all I had, whereas Eberhard, who was worth over $10M at the time, refused to invest a penny to help Tesla. If it was really his baby, he would never have stood by while it starved to death. https://t.co/ZDfYLD5qkL https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgement_of_Solomon”

“This baby Model S really is quite fun https://t.co/40W5sS5bKI https://x.com/engadget/status/699489096406802432”

“@MightyTesla @Kristennetten @lauren_kalo @SawyerMerritt @jasondebolt @CodingMark @28delayslater @BabyTesla3 @4thRowPopcorn @IloveElonandTe1 Nice”

“@SamTwits @TeslaOwnersEBay @Kristennetten @RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @JohnnaCrider1 @TeslaChillMode @CodingMark @Model3Owners @WholeMarsBlog @AustinTeslaClub Due to lack of banging, civilization might ended with a whimper! Adult diaper sales growth is much higher than baby diaper sales growth. https://t.co/eYk3nJNf6s https://www.reuters.com/article/us-diapers-adults-focus-idUSKBN1X10G0”

“@BabyTesla3 @teslaownersSV @TheRealBuzz Very soon”

“RT @BabyTesla3: Tesla has absolutely knocked it out of the park with the new Ambient Lighting features for new Model 3. Rave Cave mode plu…”

“There will ultimately be tens of millions of driverless Teslas throughout the world giving rides 24/7 https://t.co/zWK5dHy75e”

“Other trucks look badass, Cybertruck actually is https://t.co/5DufWfoOAA”

“That’s a happy picture 🥰 [@teslaownersSV] The picture that wins the internet today”

“Cybertruck can beat a Porsche 911 while towing a Porsche 911!”

“Just drove Cybertruck around Austin! https://t.co/QN19Agqa7R”

“The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards. Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.”

“Cybertruck looks like the future”

“You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin”

“Cybertruck https://t.co/OulLTYy15s”

“We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage. https://t.co/1K1IdSUjM0”

“😂 [@teslaownersSV] 🫡 )”

“Your Tesla can now drive itself through complex parking lots to find you”

“Optimus strolling around the lab https://t.co/E25ttHGsF0”

“This was Optimus not long ago https://t.co/nqlXuSYCkQ”

“Cybertruck has a sloped roof … just sayin https://t.co/z1jYNmrafy”

“Cybertruck production line https://t.co/sGYuVFLy3c”

“Video of the inside of Cortex today, the giant new AI training supercluster being built at Tesla HQ in Austin to solve real-world AI https://t.co/DwJVUWUrb5”

“Apologies to those expecting Cybertruck deliveries in California over the next few days. We need to use those trucks as mobile base stations to provide power to Starlink Internet terminals in areas of LA without connectivity. A new truck will be delivered end of week.”

“This level of violence is insane and deeply wrong. Tesla just makes electric cars and has done nothing to deserve these evil attacks. [@ElizabethForNV] Happening this morning in my town of Las Vegas, several Tesla vehicles engulfed in flames! This is horrific and evil, it must stop immediately!!!!”

“Let’s give Optimus a hand for catching ball! https://t.co/i44qcD1iLd”

“Cybertruck pulls F-150 uphill https://t.co/OfaqUkrDI3”

“Optimus will come in many forms https://t.co/0uWDioDGzG”

“All Tesla Superchargers in Israel are free”

“Just wanted to say thank you to everyone supporting Tesla in the face of relentless attacks. ❤️❤️ Super Appreciated!! ❤️❤️”

“Optimus folds a shirt https://t.co/3F5o3jVLq1”

“Yeah [@TeslaBoomerMama] This was the moment I understood something was off July 2022 )”

“Yes 🇺🇸 [@teslaownersSV] I will fight for and die in America Elon Musk )”

“Fight Recap: I joked on X about fighting Zuck Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION” Italy graciously offered a Colosseum Zuck declined I suggested his home as “safe space” Tragically, he was ahem “traveling” Is there anywhere he will fight? https://t.co/gpcRLW49fv https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12222925/Zuck-V-Musk-Meta-boss-tells-Tesla-CEO-send-location-CAGE-FIGHT-Vegas.html”

“An investigation has found 5 ActBlue-funded groups responsible for Tesla “protests”: Troublemakers, Disruption Project, Rise & Resist, Indivisible Project and Democratic Socialists of America. ActBlue funders include George Soros, Reid Hoffman, Herbert Sandler, Patricia Bauman,…”

“Tesla has a Semi 😉”

“This will become normal in a few years [@cb_doge] Optimus serving popcorn is the best thing you'll see on the internet today. 🍿”

“Giga Texas, Tesla Headquarters https://t.co/eqbIP1ID5q”

“Cybertruck is built bullet-tough https://t.co/MUitzsZ4Y3”

“We have now confirmed that the explosion was caused by very large fireworks and/or a bomb carried in the bed of the rented Cybertruck and is unrelated to the vehicle itself. All vehicle telemetry was positive at the time of the explosion.”

“It’s coming [@teslaownersSV] The future should look like the future Robovan is 🤯”

“Congrats Tesla Team!”