“To be clear, I’m spending <5% (but actually) of my time on the Twitter acquisition. It ain’t rocket science! Yesterday was Giga Texas, today is Starbase. Tesla is on my mind 24/7. So may seem like below, but not true. https://t.co/CXfWiLD2f8”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“A tweet/post is how I initiated the dozen or so startups that constitute Tesla. Tesla has made very few acquisitions. Our growth is ~90% organic. We didn’t “play to our core strengths”, we created core strengths from nothing. [@WholeMarsBlog] The tweet Ashok responded to that got him hired at Tesla”
“@teslaownersSV @JohnnaCrider1 @TaraBull808 No, it was clear that their only goal was a hit price to interfere with the Twitter acquisition. The story was written before they even talked to me.”
“@JamesClayton5 @markgurman @tim_cook Cook & I have never spoken or written to each other ever. There was a point where I requested to meet with Cook to talk about Apple buying Tesla. There were no conditions of acquisition proposed whatsoever. He refused to meet. Tesla was worth about 6% of today’s value.”
“@AdrianDittmann 2 years to meet, 3 years to beat No acquisitions, Optimus is a startup”
“Institutional Shareholder Services, world's top independent evaluator, recommends in favor of Tesla-SolarCity merger https://t.co/o17l0Jbswa http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-04/iss-recommends-tesla-shareholders-vote-for-solarcity-acquisition?cmpid=yhoo.headline”
“@TeslaKing420 Federal acquisition regulations require using the best provider at the best price. Anything else would be breaking the law.”
“Here is how to vote your Tesla and SolarCity shares: https://t.co/7LaBe6kAp6 https://www.tesla.com/support/instructions-voting-on-teslas-acquisition-of-solarcity”
“There will ultimately be tens of millions of driverless Teslas throughout the world giving rides 24/7 https://t.co/zWK5dHy75e”
“Other trucks look badass, Cybertruck actually is https://t.co/5DufWfoOAA”
“That’s a happy picture 🥰 [@teslaownersSV] The picture that wins the internet today”
“Cybertruck can beat a Porsche 911 while towing a Porsche 911!”
“Just drove Cybertruck around Austin! https://t.co/QN19Agqa7R”
“The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards. Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.”
“Cybertruck looks like the future”
“You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin”
“Cybertruck https://t.co/OulLTYy15s”
“We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage. https://t.co/1K1IdSUjM0”
“😂 [@teslaownersSV] 🫡 )”
“Your Tesla can now drive itself through complex parking lots to find you”
“Optimus strolling around the lab https://t.co/E25ttHGsF0”
“This was Optimus not long ago https://t.co/nqlXuSYCkQ”
“Cybertruck has a sloped roof … just sayin https://t.co/z1jYNmrafy”
“Cybertruck production line https://t.co/sGYuVFLy3c”
“Video of the inside of Cortex today, the giant new AI training supercluster being built at Tesla HQ in Austin to solve real-world AI https://t.co/DwJVUWUrb5”
“Apologies to those expecting Cybertruck deliveries in California over the next few days. We need to use those trucks as mobile base stations to provide power to Starlink Internet terminals in areas of LA without connectivity. A new truck will be delivered end of week.”
“This level of violence is insane and deeply wrong. Tesla just makes electric cars and has done nothing to deserve these evil attacks. [@ElizabethForNV] Happening this morning in my town of Las Vegas, several Tesla vehicles engulfed in flames! This is horrific and evil, it must stop immediately!!!!”
“Let’s give Optimus a hand for catching ball! https://t.co/i44qcD1iLd”
“Cybertruck pulls F-150 uphill https://t.co/OfaqUkrDI3”
“Optimus will come in many forms https://t.co/0uWDioDGzG”
“All Tesla Superchargers in Israel are free”
“Just wanted to say thank you to everyone supporting Tesla in the face of relentless attacks. ❤️❤️ Super Appreciated!! ❤️❤️”
“Optimus folds a shirt https://t.co/3F5o3jVLq1”
“Yeah [@TeslaBoomerMama] This was the moment I understood something was off July 2022 )”
“Yes 🇺🇸 [@teslaownersSV] I will fight for and die in America Elon Musk )”
“Fight Recap: I joked on X about fighting Zuck Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION” Italy graciously offered a Colosseum Zuck declined I suggested his home as “safe space” Tragically, he was ahem “traveling” Is there anywhere he will fight? https://t.co/gpcRLW49fv https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12222925/Zuck-V-Musk-Meta-boss-tells-Tesla-CEO-send-location-CAGE-FIGHT-Vegas.html”
“An investigation has found 5 ActBlue-funded groups responsible for Tesla “protests”: Troublemakers, Disruption Project, Rise & Resist, Indivisible Project and Democratic Socialists of America. ActBlue funders include George Soros, Reid Hoffman, Herbert Sandler, Patricia Bauman,…”
“Tesla has a Semi 😉”
“This will become normal in a few years [@cb_doge] Optimus serving popcorn is the best thing you'll see on the internet today. 🍿”
“Giga Texas, Tesla Headquarters https://t.co/eqbIP1ID5q”
“Cybertruck is built bullet-tough https://t.co/MUitzsZ4Y3”
“We have now confirmed that the explosion was caused by very large fireworks and/or a bomb carried in the bed of the rented Cybertruck and is unrelated to the vehicle itself. All vehicle telemetry was positive at the time of the explosion.”
“It’s coming [@teslaownersSV] The future should look like the future Robovan is 🤯”
“Congrats Tesla Team!”
“This is crazy [@amuse] TERROR: Multiple Democrat NGOs have coordinated attacks on Tesla dealerships, staff, and vehicles. Last night a number of CyberTrucks were torched in Seattle. Democrats are becoming increasingly more desperate and violent.”
“Just drove the production candidate Cybertruck at Tesla Giga Texas! https://t.co/S0kCyGUBFD”
“♥️♥️ Happy Valentine’s Day ♥️♥️ [@Tesla_Optimus] Wish me luck )”
“Joe Rohan shatters an arrow on Cybertruck that would easily go through a normal car https://t.co/XSMjnoE5Xp”
“Tesla is the lowest cost car to maintain https://t.co/VJjggL4l1E”
“Do you want Tesla to accept Doge?”
