“@WholeMarsBlog @teslaownersSV @SpaceX I’m driving “alpha” 9, but we need to fix some obvious issues before releasing beta 9, hopefully next week. FSD subscription capability should be turning on via the Tesla app.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@ChrisMacFarland @Tesla Thanks!”
“Try the new Tesla DJ station on streaming radio”
“@FiveTweetTSLA @tesla_lion @archillect Seems that way”
“@jack @teslaownersSV Jack understands”
“@teslaownersSV @tesla_semi Should we give Billy G a Semi? 😉”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla True”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla Yeah”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk on stranded astronauts “The Biden White House did not want to have someone who was pro Trump rescuing astronau…”
“RT @tesla_semi: Semi Factory progress update https://t.co/OQ1oXvnjev”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🇺🇸 TESLA’S NEW BATTERY FACTORY COULD SUPERCHARGE U.S. ENERGY Tesla is finishing construction on its new LFP battery cell…”
“RT @iam_smx: Elon Musk on the Tesla Cybercab Today “It does not have steering wheel or pedals. It either drives itself or it does not driv…”
“@DriveTeslaca @EliBurton_ @Tesla Action will follow recognition soon thereafter. Also, call will listen for sirens & alarms.”
“@Teslaconomics Yeah”
“@inmotionadvies @wholemars @RDWnl @TeslaOwnersNL @KRoelandschap I guess we have different naming conventions in Europe, but this is basically v14.3”
“@teslaownersSV @CChomp13 There are many major code changes, so this will be an extra cautious rollout. Releasing on 8/20 to ~1000 Tesla owners, then 10.69.1 next week to accommodate feedback & release to ~10k customers, then 10.69.2 week after & release to rest of FSD Beta.”
“@Teslaconomics Welcome back @jbstraubel!”
“RT @Tesla: We believe it's important to give people the ability to fix things themselves if they prefer to do so You can find service manu…”
“@PPathole @Tesla I was just there. Good progress!”
“@Jason @TeslaGong @PPathole @priscillabanana Thanks :) Never too young for some ink haha”
“@teslaownersSV Yes”
“@andre4fink @teslaeurope @Gf4Tesla Tesla team is awesome: take pride in working hard, build great products and are good-hearted people.”
“@sara_boutall @Tesla 🤣🤣”
“@PPathole @Gfilche @MadeInTheUSANJ True. Tesla was attacked by Romney in 2 of 3 presidential debates. Those lines were fed to him by a particular individual in the oil & gas industry. The Dems turned negative over the past ~12 months. At least part of it is Mackenzie’s donation to PACs posing as charities.”
“@RealWheelieman @WholeMarsBlog Increasingly likely that the Tesla vehicle computer will be able to process 288 FPS (36 Hz * 8 cameras)”
“@MatthewDR @Tesla Exactly!”
“@davidtayar5 @TeslaLisa @SteveHamel16 @vincent13031925 @S_Padival @BarkMSmeagol @annerajb @PJHORNAK @WPipperger @EcoHeliGuy Wow”
“@Manic_Marge @Tesla Always”
“@teslaownersSV @WalterIsaacson He’s shadowed me for several days so far”
“@teslaownersSV @chicago_glenn @stillgray @dcherring @nichegamer Fasting + Ozempic/Wegovy + no tasty food near me”
“@teslaownersSV Starship probably grows by >20% long-term”
“@teslascope We’re switching to a more sensible FSD version numbering to distinguish between major & minor updates. Current build is FSD 8.1. It drove me to an unfamiliar location in LA & back last night with no interventions!”
“@darenyoong @Tesla Cool!”
“@TeslaClubLA @PhilBrock4SM @SaMoMayor @SaMoManager Hoping to get this done soon”
“RT @MarioNawfal: WALTER ISAACSON: ELON WILL BE ABLE TO DO IN GOVERNMENT WHAT HE DID WITH TESLA AND SPACEX “He pretty much owns SpaceX. If…”
“@mithunoorath @Tesla Yes”
“@ray4tesla These mentally unstable assholes might try to sabotage robotaxi”
“@teslaownersSV @RyanGirdusky @GoodPoliticGuy Lowest birth rate countries, according to World Bank https://t.co/ZH5Biofe25”
“@teslaownersSV @boringcompany Tunnels will solve. Already happening with @boringcompany in Vegas.”
“@EvaFoxU @WIsitlike @WholeMarsBlog @Kristennetten @99brownKaryl @DriveTeslaca From Real Scam O’Dowd”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Here is my experience in one of the first public nighttime @Tesla Robotaxi rides. It was smooth, comfortable and just a…”
“@TeslaJedi @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Drug naming conventions are so ridiculous! Does someone just literally have a random syllable generator!?”
“@teslaownersSV US births have been below replacement for ~55 years”
“@garycruz @truth_tesla @zshahan3 @garyblack00 @WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt Yup, 2nd UAW president in a row. Unlikely to be the last.”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: That's a wrap! In the last 36 hours, I've taken a total of 20 @Tesla Robotaxi rides and traveled 92 miles. No interventi…”
“Have to focus on tonight's @SpaceX launch. Will post Tesla (master) product plan afterwards.”
“@cb_doge Such a silly metric. It’s not a giant pile of cash. I really just own stock in the companies that I was instrumental in creating. Technically, I “lose” way more than that every time Tesla stock randomly drops.”
“@Teslarati Should add a few miles of range, more in slow traffic”
“@SawyerMerritt Important to note that Tesla is NOT unscathed here. The tariff impact on Tesla is still significant.”
“@teslaownersSV Later this year, if fate smiles upon SpaceX, the ship will be caught by the tower, just like the booster”
