“@DirtyTesLa We’re working super hard on 10.13, but it isn’t ready yet”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@tesla_truth 🤣🤣”
“@WholeMarsBlog The probability of Tesla dying in 2008/2009 was very high. We closed our financing round at 6pm on Dec 24th – the last working hour of the last day before Tesla would otherwise bounce payroll.”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: NEWS: The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police have started to receive their new fleet of 10 Tesla Cybertrucks, upfitted by @Up…”
“@thirdrowtesla @LorenaSGonzalez Interesting”
“@thirdrowtesla Exactly. Douglas Adams knew what he was talking about.”
“@RationalEtienne @balajis Sonic, the Hedgehog, game coming to all Teslas!”
“@nima_owji Yes And unsupervised FSD in Austin”
“@WholeMarsBlog FSD version 12 is a breakthrough”
“@teslaownersSV @TheTexanNews @MayraFlores2022 tbd”
“RT @TSLAshareholder: elon's response to trump https://t.co/aYzOC9d9i6”
“@teslaownersSV I usually drive an alpha build, but switch to beta right before release so I know what Tesla owners are getting”
“@mayemusk @TeslaBoomerMama Indeed, much appreciated”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Earth has been and will be smashed super hard by meteors over time. Not a question of if, just when.”
“@teslaownersSV @RyanGirdusky @GoodPoliticGuy South Korea and Hong Kong are experiencing the fastest population collapse. Note, 2.1 kids per woman is replacement rate.”
“@EffinZach The robots are coming anyway, as Boston Dynamics videos clearly show. I will not be able to ensure that robots made by other companies are safe, but I can try my best to do so at Tesla.”
“@TeslaLarry Critical to have extremely reliable COPVs”
“@tesletter Thanks to everyone at Tesla who worked so hard over the years to make our Fremont factory successful!”
“@ray4tesla Some of them are indeed doing so – we’re well aware. Part of the value of having our own hardware is that our software will only run on that specific hardware, warts & all. As with Apple, you can’t just copy the code or unpack the binaries. You need their hardware too.”
“@Teslarati Triggered”
“Very funny post of a Tesla owner test driving a gasoline car http://t.co/Tq2vNM5UnG http://teslaclubsweden.se/test-drive-of-a-petrol-car/”
“@MinimalDuck @Tesla @Gfilche @WholeMarsBlog Tunnels …”
“@ideasforEM @Tesla Sounds like a good idea”
“@teslavibes That’s total market, not all Tesla. We do see Tesla reaching 20M vehicles/year probably before 2030, but that requires consistently excellent execution.”
“@DavidSacks Tesla was insanely messed up at its founding, but is now worth ~$750B. Also, while I have immense respect for Peter’s intellect, he did explicitly pass on funding Tesla at a $70M valuation, despite being offered priority.”
“@teslaownersSV Yes”
“Tesla keeps temp below 40C/105F by automatically venting cabin & turning on AC when needed. Can do this for up to a year on a full charge.”
“@teslaownersSV I love many cheeses, so hard to say that a particular one is best, but maybe Stilton”
“@teslaownersSV @micarrdc Should be proportionate to electricity prices. Is this not the case?”
“@TeslaTruckClub Of course”
“@FutureJurvetson @Tesla @karpathy Pretty wild”
“@TeslaOwnersUK Yes”
“@Teslarati We really need a bigger one, so adults can squeeze in too. Guaranteed to make a party more fun. Works well with flamethrowers!”
“@999BPM @tesla_adri @WholeMarsBlog No amount of money can defy physics”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: The Tesla diner in Santa Monica is getting close to near completion https://t.co/5X3PH4JVZl”
“@DriveTeslaca Yes, but we take a very cautious approach to safety. As we confirm functionality on Canadian roads, the beta will expand.”
“RT @tesla_semi: First Semi off high volume line https://t.co/fI1AdQrJFH”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “No matter what happens, I will fight for America.” Elon Musk https://t.co/wqRb0SZoNt”
“RT @teslaownersSV: If 🇺🇸 sinks, we all sink Elon Musk https://t.co/mAXHvxFTTN”
“@Nfdguy As always, I am optimistic about Tesla long-term”
“@twrobinette Now, apply this logic to Tesla”
“@EvaFoxU @teslaownersSV Well, I’m happy I made people happy!”
“@iliketeslas Haha”
“@ziqi37 @teslaownersSV @SECGov Exactly”
“@teslaownersSV @TwitterSupport ?”
“@DirtyTesLa @Jason Up to 7 days for human review”
“@StephenNellis @Tesla Nvidia makes great hardware. High respect for Jensen & company. Our hardware needs were just unique & matched tightly to our software.”
“@mundfish @BillyM2k I sure hope Tesla bots don’t malfunction! We’re taking great care to ensure that Optimus can easily be powered down locally with a physical switch to reduce the risk of centralized control.”
“@WholeMarsBlog FSD will save millions of lives”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk "When you have a decline in religion and increase in secular nature of society, for most people they need some…”
