“😂 [@niccruzpatane] Jim Cramer in 2010: “I’m not sure Tesla has a business plan that’s going to work, it’s not a smart investment” Inverse Cramer is so real”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Cybertruck review”
“Tesla quarterly update”
“Nikola Tesla animated by Grok Imagine https://t.co/NV4oQTlUFV”
“Tesla Semi [@tesla_semi] Hammer down”
“Thanks to all Tesla vote supporters!”
“Interesting [@teslaownersSV] Grok has replaced Google for me.)”
“Tesla Diner food is great [@tesla_na] Bite me”
“Model 3 is quicker than a Porsche 911”
“Thanks Jack ❤️ [@jack] cybertruck is the best robot out there”
“You really will. It’s awesome. [@Tesla] Try it, you’ll like it”
“But here’s the rub, Tesla never has to bribe Kia drivers to buy a Tesla …”
“Tesla annual meeting in 25 mins!”
“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@VP] The people attacking Teslas are trying to send the message that if you support President Trump, they will commit acts of violence to try to intimidate you. Our message to them? Terrorists in this country will be brought to justice.”
“Exactly [@cybertruck] Why buy a truck that cannot drive itself”
“The ultimate master plan of @Tesla is to create sustainable abundance for all [@Tesla] Sustainable abundance”
“True [@battleangelviv] when Teslas become basically sentient, the Cars movies will be real”
“Been driving latest Cybertruck prototype around Giga Texas. It’s awesome!”
“How to vote your Tesla shares”
“Tesla self-driving is a game-changer [@Tesla] FSD Supervised can give you back your freedom”
“Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy”
“True [@EvasTeslaSPlaid] Nothing would have happened without the amazing @SpaceX Starship Tream. Cheers 🫶”
“Test drive a Tesla and see for yourself!”
“Cybertruck is awesome [@cybertruck] Boardslide the whip”
“TSLA shorts reciting Litany Against Fear rn 😂”
“Tesla Diner food is great [@tesla_na] Bite me”
“This is how we create Tesla products https://t.co/DsmisqDGSp”
“🤣🤣 [@Tesla] Weird, we were told this would never work”
“Progress! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 app for over 140 countries. )”
“Tesla Diner [@tesla_na] Fried Pickle Po' Boy now available at Tesla Diner”
“Tesla cars, especially with FSD, are the safest in the world [@Tesla] Tesla Glass can withstand 4x the weight of the car”
“Much is made lately of unrealized gains being a means of tax avoidance, so I propose selling 10% of my Tesla stock. Do you support this?”
“Tesla Model Y gets highest safety score ever!”
“Yes [@Tesla] Robotaxi will greatly increase safety for vulnerable road users, such as pedestrians & cyclists”
“All Teslas come with a free karaoke app https://t.co/mZa3WmhyPL”
“@PPathole @Tesla @SpaceX @neuralink @boringcompany I do love humanity”
“😂 [@JeebsTX] @teslaownersSV Superman! 😎”
“4000 Tesla cars loading in SF for Europe https://t.co/BODbSzo3Fr”
“Cybertruck is awesome [@cybertruck] Boardslide the whip”
“It’s super fun to drive! [@danWpriestley] Drivers love the Tesla Semi https://www.wsj.com/business/logistics/truckers-tesla-fans-semi-b0a66e6e”
“It feels amazing. Like being outside while inside. [@teslaeurope] Glass roof in the new Model Y brings you an improved view of the sky, while its new infrared-reflecting coating reflects 7x more energy so the cabin heats up less”
“Tesla stock price is too high imo”
“Tesla is putting a lot of training effort into protecting pets [@boolusilan] FSD suddenly braked. It turns out it was because an adorable little dog darted across the road.”
“Running robot [@Tesla_Optimus] Just set a new PR in the lab”
“Tesla Powerwall enables your home to operate normally during a power outage https://t.co/tEE4LDCaWG https://www.tesla.com/powerwall”
“@teslaownersSV How strange”
“Tesla Annual meeting starting now https://t.co/j1KHf3k6ch https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1LyGBXwkNlYxN”
“Speed [@Tesla_Optimus] 2.5 years”
“Fraud [@teslaownersSV] How is open AI becoming a for profit?)”
“First Cybertruck deliveries in 2 hours!”
